Not an edit, more of a parody, but here's how it goes:
In the future, they all "Wish They Could Return To Pro Wrestling".
I wish I could return to pro wrestling, life was simple back then.
What would I give, to go back in live
As wrestler working 300 days a year once again.
*SIGHS*
I wish I could return to pro wrestling, in wrestling you know who you are.
You'd walk down the ramp,
High five the crowd yelling
DAMN!
I am totally gonna go far!
How do I return to pro wrestling?
I DON'T KNOOOOOOWWWW
WHO I AM ANYMORE!
I wanna go back to the ring, and look at signs that say I am cool and hardcore.
I wish I could do a dark match.
Or get the crowd to chant USA.
Or jump shift to the other show
Or yell 'F' TNA!
I need to have a manager or valet to point the way.
We could be...
Working every Monday, Tuesday and Friday night...
Building up some promos for our feuds in the next pay-per-views...
Taking some bumps, putting over some new stars, and having our share of the cheers and boos.
I WISH I COULD RETURN TO PRO WRESTLING! HOW DO I RETURN TO PRO WRESTLING?
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
I wish I had worked more in my matches.
But..
If I were to return to pro wrestling,
Think what a loser I'd be.
I walk down the ramp, high five the crowd
and think...
DAMN!
These kids are so much talented than me.