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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 27, 2010 0:46:21 GMT -5
because that would be too long.
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Reno
AC Slater
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Post by Reno on Sept 27, 2010 0:52:28 GMT -5
knock knock
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Post by Munkie91087 on Sept 27, 2010 1:03:58 GMT -5
When you buy a box of Ritz crackers, on the back of the box, they have all these suggestions as to what to put on top of the Ritz. "Try it with turkey and cheese. Try it with peanut butter." But I like crackers man, that's why I bought it, 'cause I like crackers! I don't see a suggestion to put a Ritz on top of a Ritz. I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates! You've got no faith in the product itself.
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Post by Bullhead on Sept 27, 2010 1:11:29 GMT -5
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Sept 27, 2010 1:39:25 GMT -5
Yeah, this shirt is dry-clean only, which means . . . it's dirty.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Sept 27, 2010 1:44:03 GMT -5
That'd be funny if you were a drummer, and you grabbed two magical wands instead of drumsticks. Be pounding out the beat "1-2-3-4 Oh shit, my bass player's now a can of soup... Sorry Rick, I mean Cream of Mushroom!"
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 27, 2010 9:52:36 GMT -5
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Sept 27, 2010 9:59:55 GMT -5
I went to the store to get a candleholder, but they did not have one. So I GOT a CAKE!
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 27, 2010 11:02:48 GMT -5
Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherf***er! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!"
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on Sept 27, 2010 11:04:37 GMT -5
My friend said to me, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should have just said, 'Yeah.'"
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Sept 27, 2010 11:04:56 GMT -5
They shouldn't call it the emergency brake. They should call it "Make-the-car-smell-funny" handle!
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Sept 27, 2010 11:05:56 GMT -5
I did a movie with Peter Frampton. He's a musical genius, but I don't listen to his stuff. So I had to continuously try to draw attention away from the fact. "Hey Peter Frampton! Do you like toast too!? Yes, as do I, it is warm and crispy... and the perfect place for jelly to lay. Now stay the f*** away from me Frampton, I ain't got shit to say to you!"
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Abadebe
Don Corleone
Man of the Hour
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Post by Abadebe on Sept 27, 2010 13:36:39 GMT -5
I'm against protesting, but I don't know how to show it.
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Post by Throwback on Sept 27, 2010 14:32:42 GMT -5
Butter is better than Margarine, I saw through the bulls***!
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Post by Bullhead on Sept 27, 2010 16:46:54 GMT -5
I did a movie with Peter Frampton. He's a musical genius, but I don't listen to his stuff. So I had to continuously try to draw attention away from the fact. "Hey Peter Frampton! Do you like toast too!? Yes, as do I, it is warm and crispy... and the perfect place for jelly to lay. Now stay the f*** away from me Frampton, I ain't got s*** to say to you!" And we had to smoke pot for our scene, but it was fake pot. Do not buy pot on a movie set. But I got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton, that's a cool story. It's as cool as smoking real pot with a guy who looks like Peter Frampton. I've done that way more.
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Post by -Lithium- on Sept 27, 2010 17:32:10 GMT -5
"I'm a motivational speaker...one some days. Other days I'm like f****n' GIVE up."
"Alot of people think I'm into sports, because I'm a man. This one time I was in a convenience store, and a guy came up and asked me, "What's the score?". "I don't know, what's the game? If it's a competition between me and you, and the object is to ask the other guy questions that he doesn't give a s*** about., then you are winning, one to nothing!"
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Sept 27, 2010 19:25:47 GMT -5
"I'm staying at a hotel. I can't say the name of the hotel, but two trees are involved."
"The hotel doesn't have a 13th floor, because of superstition. But c'mon man, the people on the 14th floor? They know what floor they're REALLY on. 'What room are you in?' '1401.' 'Bulls***! Jump out the window, you will die earlier!'"
"They say the number 13 is unlucky. Well then, so should the letter 'B', because it looks like a scrunched together 13. 'Hi, what's your name?' 'Bob.' 'Get the f*** away!'"
"I was playing my music real loud, and the guy in the next apartment started knocking on the wall. I know he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me mad, cuz I like loud music. So instead, I messed with his head. I said, 'Go around! I cannot open the wall! I dunno if there's a doorknob on your side, but over here there's nothing! It's just flat!'"
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Post by baronvonstevie on Sept 27, 2010 20:14:13 GMT -5
I saw a wino eating grapes ... I said dude you have to wait...
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Murf
Dennis Stamp
Neverending Storrrrr-yyyyy
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Post by Murf on Sept 27, 2010 20:15:25 GMT -5
I used to do drugs. I still do em, but I used to too.
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stealthamo
King Koopa
Something stupid
#AJAll
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Post by stealthamo on Sept 27, 2010 20:56:27 GMT -5
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
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