Turn Heel on the Poster Above You Thread

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

"Embrace the stillness of Eternity!" *AJ casts Neo Almagest on GDR, also encompassing his Clefairy horde & predetor and crushing him in the Void of Eternity, erasing him from existence.*

[Lupin the Third]

*superkicks AJ Powell, then picks him up, throwing him through the barber shop window!!*

[Tom Turkey]

CHAPTER 322: THE ONCE AND FUTURE SCOTT PILGRIM

*Another Scott Pilgrim materializes, seeing the carnage that has occured*

*Future!Scott notices the mangled corpse of present Scott, and picks up the Sword of Self-Respect next to Present!Scott's lifeless body*

*Future!Scott then sees Deadpool standing over a downed AJ Powell and then stabs him from behind with the Sword of Self-Respect*

*He then goes to AJ's body and starts slashing at it*

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

*AJ uses the last of his energy to summon Odin, who rides out of the clouds & strikes Pilgrim in half with Zantetsuken & then revives AJ. Who then kicks Deadpool Racer on the sack.*

[Predator McBroski]

*Spams "I herd u liek mudkipz" emails into AJ's inbox*

Bwahahaahaaahahahaha!!

[Tom Turkey]

*Another version of Scott Pilgrim shows up, this time a younger, more impulsive version*

*Past!Scott sees his present and future selves in great danger, and picks up the discarded Sword of Self-Respect*

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!

*Since this is before he learned to control his emotions and whatnot, Past!Scott is swinging madly away at both AJ and predetor with the Sword of Self-Respect*

[Demented]

*Gives Scott an atomic wedgie*

[kingfeurio]

*sprays Demented and Harley with water gun*

[Tom Turkey]

*Past!Scott steals kingfeurio's water gun, and shoots it at her, while laughing very immaturely. (He is a younger, immature version of Scott, after all.)*

[Predator McBroski]

*Slaps Past!Scott on the wrist and tells him to go to his room, then announces Scott uses lady deoderant in front of the girl he likes*

I am truly the face of evil.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

*Tazers predetor in the crotch in front of the girl he likes, making him wet himself, then stealing the girl.* "There's a reason they call me *pause to look into the camera* Dashing!"

[Tom Turkey]

*While AJ is posturing to the camera, the past Scott mans up and pulls out the Power of Love sword from his chest, and slices AJ in half*

[Predator McBroski]

*Climbs onto mounted machine gun and the force of my testosterone infused bullets throw AJ Powell through the air. Then pulls out hand to shake Scott Pilgrims hand, then pulls back and yells "Psyche!"*

[Demented]

*Walks up behind Predetor and taps him on the shoulder* Hi! *Pokes Predetor in the eye*

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

*Uses Darkglow to send pillars of dark energy shooting up from underneath Pilgrim & predetor, sending them both flying.*

[Predator McBroski]

*Pulls out eye and replaces it*

Demented, I bet you didn't know I was *Pulls of mask* BATMAN!!

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*TKOs predetor into three tables*

[Predator McBroski]

* tears a Clefairy in half and yells, "Aw HEEELLLL Naw!!"

[MrBRulzOK]

You always thought you were the best Aspie. You thought that your disability was better than mine. Well you're wrong and I'm going to prove it!

*Tosses Aspie down a flight of stairs then poses triumphantly!*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*forces predetor to submit to the Rick Lock (gogoplata)*