Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
Posts: 14,366
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Post by Demented on Sept 19, 2010 0:16:45 GMT -5
*Demented whacks Thrillo with a mallet*
*Harley whacks Demented with a bigger mallet, takes the smaller mallet away from Demented and leaves*
Harley: What he gets for stealing my mallet.
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Beav
Hank Scorpio
OMG... I just realized I'm a Brony.
Posts: 5,556
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Post by Beav on Sept 19, 2010 0:29:12 GMT -5
Beav appears behind Demented. Harley looks like she will hit Beav with the hammer, but then wacks Demented. Beav and Harley make sweet love on Demented's unconscious body. After they're done. Beav pees on Demented and the two new lovers walk off into the sunset.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Sept 19, 2010 0:39:28 GMT -5
*Scott shows up with Ramona, and together, they tag team on Beav & Harley*
*After a quick and hasty defeat, Scott & Ramona share a snuggle and a kiss*
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
Posts: 12,786
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Post by Glitch on Sept 19, 2010 1:30:08 GMT -5
"Sure Scott. I'll watch out for your klondike bar while your back is turned."
*shoves klondike bar in my mouth and devours it quickly. *
JR:"That son of a bitch!"
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OB91
Team Rocket
Posts: 988
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Post by OB91 on Sept 19, 2010 6:41:15 GMT -5
OB then summons Super Dragon and forces Glitch to chant his name, causing Super Dragon to wail on him with a chair.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 19, 2010 7:31:35 GMT -5
*Summons Neo Bahamut, an even Super-er Dragon to call in a Tsunami & wipe out OB91 & Glitch.*
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Thrillho
Dennis Stamp
0 Days since last "incident"james.anderson1989jamesandersonmusicJimBillAnderson
Posts: 3,740
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Post by Thrillho on Sept 19, 2010 12:54:00 GMT -5
Well I'll bring out MY new tag team partner. You may have Super Dragon and Super-er Dragon on your side, but they are no match for... ADEQUATE BADGER! ADE-QUATE BAD-GER! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* ADE-QUATE BAD-GER! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* ADE-QUATE BAD-GER! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* ADE-QUATE BAD-GER! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* ADE-QUATE BAD-GER! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* ADE-QUATE BAD-GER! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* ADE-QUATE BAD-GER! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* ADE-QUATE BAD-GER! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* ADE-QUATE BAD-GER! *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Sept 19, 2010 12:56:27 GMT -5
Smacks him over the head with a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat and forces him to watch Freddie got Fingered.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Sept 19, 2010 13:10:20 GMT -5
468 - A FREAKING T-REX! YOU JEST!
Say hello to.....MODERATE T-REX!
MOD-ER-ATE T-REX! MOD-ER-ATE T-REX! MOD-ER-ATE T-REX! MOD-ER-ATE T-REX! MOD-ER-ATE T-REX! MOD-ER-ATE T-REX!
*Scott, Ramona, & Moderate T-Rex devour everyone, and stomp on Grendel's corpse*
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Sept 19, 2010 13:27:57 GMT -5
*throws a raw t-bone steak and lures the T-Rex away, hits Scott with a swinging neckbreaker*
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Sept 19, 2010 13:30:27 GMT -5
*Scott counters the neckbreaker into a German Suplex. He then picks up Radio Clash and shoves him right to Ramona, who smashes Clash with her Hammer*
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Sept 19, 2010 14:20:15 GMT -5
**Hands a bunch oh hammers to Harley**
Have fun
**disappears into the shadows**
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Sept 19, 2010 14:31:03 GMT -5
*In the Hammer-Off, Ramona easily dispatches Harley*
*Scott notices an escaping Grendel, and tackles him to the concrete*
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Post by pink on Sept 19, 2010 17:17:11 GMT -5
*Monsters pays Mae Young in hard candy to rape Scott Pilgrim*
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Beav
Hank Scorpio
OMG... I just realized I'm a Brony.
Posts: 5,556
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Post by Beav on Sept 19, 2010 17:22:46 GMT -5
Beav and Harley come back and give Monsters a con-chair-to with boxing glove guns, knocking him out. We then make love on your unconscious body like we did to Harley's ex.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 19, 2010 17:41:21 GMT -5
*AJ points a .44 @ Beav's head having him at his mercy, pulling the trigger only for confetti & a "Bang!" flag to come out. AJ then breaks into hysterics & when Beav turns away pulls out another gun & shoots him in the head for real this time, then proceeding to lead Harley on before stabbing her in the Jugular with a hidden blade.*
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Beav
Hank Scorpio
OMG... I just realized I'm a Brony.
Posts: 5,556
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Post by Beav on Sept 19, 2010 20:50:26 GMT -5
AJ looks closely at the dead bodies of Harley and Beav only to realize... they were only in his head the whole time!
Beav drops a butterfly net over him while Harley puts him in a straight jacket to be sent to a mental institution to be subjected to shock treatment for the rest of his miserable life.
But first they make sweet love in front of him, just to push him that much over the edge.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
Posts: 39,124
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 19, 2010 21:23:55 GMT -5
*spinebusters beav onto thumbtacks, chokeslams I Monsters, unleashes Clefairy horde on Pilgrim, and, in retaliation for the besmirching of Lita, nails a Canadian Destroyer to Thrillho thru the sunroof of jbl's limo*
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
Posts: 14,366
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Post by Demented on Sept 19, 2010 22:22:01 GMT -5
*Stabs Gus with a knife*
Simple, yet effective.
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Post by neal on Sept 19, 2010 22:25:25 GMT -5
I eat a healthy mexican platter, drown it with tequila, wait for things to sautee, then walks over to Demented and proceed to break wind.
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