Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 5, 2010 13:18:50 GMT -5
*Whistles*
*The C.R.A.M.P.S. Army comes out of the woodwork, then proceeds to attack josh and Sharpy*
*Picks up Sword of Anger and slashes josh and Sharpy*
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lucas_lee
Hank Scorpio
Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
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Post by lucas_lee on Sept 5, 2010 13:20:43 GMT -5
*Josh steals a magical mushroom to revive himself and sends an army of angry Michael Tarvers after Scott
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Bang Bang Bart
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 5, 2010 13:22:39 GMT -5
*Sends more C.R.A.M.P.S. Army crewmembers to attack the Tarver clones*
*Shoryukens joshthejerseyboy*
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Sept 5, 2010 13:24:25 GMT -5
[Gets into Scott Pilgrims face]
You are a Mary Sue and your movie was a failure that will be outdone by the sales of Vampires Suck.
[Troll face as Scott cries in the corner]
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Bang Bang Bart
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 5, 2010 13:25:46 GMT -5
*Hologram!*
*Brings out a heavily beaten up and tortured Seltzerburg and tosses him to Sharpy*
Have at them.
*Watches Sharpy beat up on the two Vampires Suck directors, then burns the three of them with a flamethrower*
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 5, 2010 13:27:21 GMT -5
*gets a giant meteor on his shoulders* This is my show!
ULTIMATE
JECHT
SHOT!!!!!!
*throws the meteor, causing a giant shockwave wiping out all opposing forces.*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 5, 2010 13:33:53 GMT -5
HYPER!
CYCLONE!
MEGAAAAAA!
KICK!
*punches AJ in the nuts*
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Post by Chronos on Sept 5, 2010 13:37:31 GMT -5
The New Age Retro Hippie uses a Coconut!
SMAAAAASH!
Cthulhu takes 24 damage!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 5, 2010 13:38:29 GMT -5
GINYU!
ULTRA
JUSTICE
*spins around & back flips in front of Cthuhlu, strikes a Ginyu Force Pose & prods him in the eyes.*
CANNON!
*strikes pose as fireworks go off behind him.*
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Bang Bang Bart
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 5, 2010 13:38:46 GMT -5
SHORYUKEN!
*64-Hit Combo on New Age Retro Hippie*
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Demented
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Post by Demented on Sept 5, 2010 13:39:30 GMT -5
*Sneaks up behind Scott and ties his shoe laces together*
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Bang Bang Bart
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 5, 2010 13:40:41 GMT -5
*unties shoelaces, which takes over a minute*
*Whacks Demented with a giant hammer*
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 5, 2010 13:41:00 GMT -5
*sends Demented photoshopped pictures of he and Harley together*
*hits Scott with the lariato!*
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 5, 2010 13:41:16 GMT -5
*throws Harley at Demented*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 5, 2010 13:42:34 GMT -5
MAXIMUUUUUUUUUUM TYPHOON NUT PUNCH!
*drops a car on AJ*
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Bang Bang Bart
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 5, 2010 13:43:33 GMT -5
Super Multiple Punch!
*128 Hit Combo on Cthulhu*
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lucas_lee
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Post by lucas_lee on Sept 5, 2010 13:44:17 GMT -5
*Josh revives himself Sunset Riders style by making out with a random chick. Josh then sneaks behind Scott and Pimp smacks him into Demented. Then Josh sends another army of Michael Tarver clones thus breaking continuity
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Bang Bang Bart
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 5, 2010 13:45:24 GMT -5
*Sidesteps Josh's attack and goes behind him, stabbing him from behind*
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Demented
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Post by Demented on Sept 5, 2010 13:46:22 GMT -5
*Puts a "Kick Me" sign on Scott's back*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 5, 2010 13:47:09 GMT -5
1 MILLION PUNCH ATTACK! *Dememted gets hit by one punch, gets sent flying out of thread*
ONE MILLION DAMAGE!
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