Turn Heel on the Poster Above You Thread

[Tom Turkey]

*With laces tied together, does the John Cena shoulder charge at Derk, knocking him down*

*Unties shoelaces*

*Pulls out Swords of Truth and Anger, and does a number on Derk*

[lucas_lee]

*Josh revives himself by stealing the Sands of time and uses the magical dagger to nulify the last 3 posts. Josh then proceeds to smash Scott's face in with a right cross

[Tom Turkey]

*Opens Subspace door*

*Kicks Josh's Sands of Time away from him, then stabs him with the Swords of Truth and Anger*

*Enters Subspace door*

[lucas_lee]

*Josh revives himself by summoning the spirit of Jimi Hendrix thus giving him enough shock to restart his heart. Josh then proceeds to no sell Scott's sword and smashes Scott into his subspace door

[Tom Turkey]

*Summons ninja clones*

*Ninja clones and me all surround Josh and lay into him with their swords*

[lucas_lee]

*Josh foreseeing Scott's treachery secretly stole a Delorean and went back in time to clone himself. Josh's clones proceed to kill Scott's ninjas as Josh summons the spirit of Jimi Hendrix to make him stronger

[Tom Turkey]

*Steals Josh's DeLorean amd goes back to the point where Josh killed my ninjas and destroys Josh's clones with the Axe of Self-Respect*

[Demented]

*Grabs own health bar and whacks Scott in the head*

[Tom Turkey]

*Conjures up a blaster made out of his sig*

*Fires away at Demented*

[truwrestlingfan]

^ You started a faction made up of people from a wrestling forum? Well the I know one thing. You're definately not hanging out with any ladies this weekend....Unless your mother counts

[Tom Turkey]

*Slashes truwrestling fan with the Axe of Self-Respect*

[lucas_lee]

*Josh revives himself by eating a raw steak, then he proceeds to strangle Scott with a tie.

[Tom Turkey]

*Calls Daniel Bryan, who promptly goes behind Josh and starts choking him with a tie*

*Once recovered, pulls out the Lightsaber of Love, and stabs Josh*

[JLAJRC]

Gets real tired of all of the unimaginative stabbing and slashing, so he cuts off everyone's arms and and legs. He then takes every sharp instrument in the world (ESPECIALLY that stupid Sword of Anger) and throws them into a volcano to melt.

[lucas_lee]

*Josh revives himself by channeling his inner Richard Nixon and proceeds to guilt Scott into walking away from the topic

[Tom Turkey]

*Puts on a UNSC armor and starts shooting everyone with the Laser*

DOUBLE KILL

Scott Pilgrim lasered JLAJRC
Scott Pilgrim lasered joshthejerseyboy

[Demented]

Hey, Scott, what's that thing on your shirt?

*Scott looks down*

*Hits Scott in the face with a FALCON PUNCH*

[lucas_lee]

*Josh revives himself with smelling salt and proceeds to sneak behind Demented and repossess his Harley Quinn pictures

[Tom Turkey]

*Throws a sticky grenade on joshthejerseyboy*

Scott Pilgrim stuck joshthejerseyboy

[JLAJRC]

Turns into HHH and delivers a 20 minute promo that causes everyone's head to explode.