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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 16:04:03 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to WCTNA iMPACT as we present one of the biggest iMPACT's ever. West: Oh yeah, tonight Sting puts the Legends championship on the line! Tenay: And the Feast or Fired cases are revealed. West: And the best part, Daffney and Taylor get it on in the ring. Literally! Tenay: And all that is topped off by a huge main event as Kurt Angle tales on the former world champion, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero! West: Daffney! Taylor! Tenay: Okay, take it easy. We have a full card to get through first. But before our opening match, we have some words from Brian Kendrick.
*We cut to a dim room, where a video of Amazing Red wrestling is playing against the wall. He wins the match as the video stops and the lights turn back on. Brian Kendrick walks into frame.*
Great match, Red. Really spectacular. But tonight, tonight you face me, Brian Kendrick. The technical MASTER of the ring. I've been watching, studying tapes, of not just you, but the greats. Flair, Hart, Steamboat, you get the idea. I've learned their moves, their patterns, I've discovered what made them great. And tonight, Amazing Red, I unleash all that wrestling prowess upon you. Tonight, you are merely the first stepping stone on my road to greatness. The future begins tonight, and the future is BRIAN KENDRICK!!
*The lights turn back off as Kendrick walks away.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 16:05:34 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 150 pounds, The Amazing Red!
JB: And his opponent, from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
Amazing Red v Brian Kendrick 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 16, 2011 16:05:37 GMT -5
Lodi in the house. Staring at a computer screen. Reading WCTNA Impact.
....... I don't get it.
Edit: Kendrick with a Canned Bread (Sliced Bread form the top)
.... Thinking of Spongebob today. Don't judge me.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 16, 2011 16:07:31 GMT -5
Kendrick with an armbar
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 16, 2011 16:08:05 GMT -5
Kendrick with a Steamboat like arm drag.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 16, 2011 16:10:45 GMT -5
Brian Kendrick with a kick.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 16, 2011 16:13:41 GMT -5
Kendrick with the Titanic Driver #3.
*Holds up a sign that reads "I STILL REMEMBER!"*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 16:13:58 GMT -5
Red goes for a hurricanrana but Kendrick counters into a powerbomb. Kendrick then hits the Kendrick.
JB: Here is your winner, Brian Kendrick!
Tenay: Well the self-proclaimed technical master of the ring manages to get the win here. West: I dunno if he showed much technical prowess or not but he was effective.
*High Flight are shown backstage.*
So what do you think is in the case?
As long as I'm not getting fired, it's all good.
Would be pretty sweet if you got the tag team title shot though. High Flight could bounce back in a big way.
We always do. Speaking of which, you ready for Samoa Joe tonight?
Joe's an interesting one. Most guys would be pretty pissed if they just lost a championship. Joe didn't seem to give a damn about that X Division belt.
To be fair, Joe always seem pissed.
Can't blame the guy. He wants to get back in the world title picture. Something you could do in one night if you have the right case.
Only one in four chance though Hell, I might get fired.
You were the one that grabbed the case.
Oppertunity knocked. Anyway, are you sure you can handle Joe?
Of course not. The guy's a machine who's gonna tear apart anyone who gets in his path. That doesn't mean I can't beat him though.
I guess that will have to do.
Relax man, like you said, everything's cool when you're High Flight.
Alright, I'll catch up with you after the show then. One way or another, I'm gonna need a smoke.
I'll be there. Right now, I gotta try and take things to the extreme.
*Jeff exits, leaving Rob to stare at his Feast or Fired briefcase, pondering the contents.*
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Post by The Tank on Jan 16, 2011 16:18:26 GMT -5
So guess who forgot to send their promo in for one of their matches tonight until a few minutes ago?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 16:19:25 GMT -5
*Brutus Magnus and Desmond Wolfe make their way to the ring, cocky grins on their faces. As they enter the ring, Magnus holds two fingers in the air while Desmond grabs a mic.*
For those of you uneducated tossers who don't know who we are, allow me to save you the brain cells you'd likely kill by thinking too hard.
First, the man on my right is without question, the most decorated man in this company. A man who has held the WCTNA Heavyweight Title for over 13 months. A man who has taken on every man in this company and has come out on top. I'm talking of course about my associate, Mr. Magnus.
That's Mag Daddy there Wolfie.
The name's Wolfe, not Wolfie.
And the name's Mag Daddy.
Duly noted. As for myself, I am without question, the greatest Legends Champion this company has ever seen. The best technical wrestler this company has, the man with the most feared submission, that of course being the London Dungeon. And the man that will soon make Sting regret ever going after my title, Desmond Wolfe.
For quite some time now, I have been off of Impact as a way to recharge. And during my time off, I encountered Mr. Magnus-
Mag Daddy.
Mr. Magnus here in the back. Now, given our past history, my first instinct was to simply walk past him and not give him the time of day. But as fate would have it, we ended up talking, and we found that we share some common interests. We both are driven to achieve victory by any means. We both know that we are among the best wrestlers this company has. We both hail form the greatest country in the world, and despite what the title belts will tell you, we are the best wrestlers from Europe.
Not to mention, we're both the best dressed men in this company. Not like the rest of these men, parading around in jeans and an Affliction T-Shirt. Lethal, looking at you there mate.
The point is, during our talk, we noticed two men parading around as "London Brawling". These men, Mr. Williams and Mr. Terry, were nothing but four months ago, and now sit atop the mountain as champions. Well, if those windowlickers could do it, we figured that there should be no reason why we couldn't do the same thing in half the time. It took them roughly four months, it should only take us two months tops.
But right now Wolfie, we need to focus on the present. We need to focus on the here and now. And the here and now, aside from that lovely bird in the front row, is our match right now. I don't rightly know who we're facing, but Des, I'll bet you 20 pounds we beat them in three minutes.
I'll take that bet and say it takes us four. You're bound to be a bit rusty after time away there Brutus.
Nonsense. Talent like mine, it doesn't fade away no matter how long I stay away from the ring.
Regardless, tonight marks the birth of the greatest tag team to ever come out of London. And in two months time, London Brawling is going to have to deal with The London Underground, and we'll see which team deserves to represent London.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 16:20:41 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, at a combined weight of 465 pounds, Brutus Magnus and Desmond Wolfe, London Underground!
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 519 pounds, Gunner and Murphy!
Tenay: Well this newly named team of London Underground setting their sights on London Brawling. West: London this, London that. What's next? London Bridge? Tenay: I don't think we actually have anymore British guys on the roster. West: Yeah well, even so.
London Underground v Gunner and Murphy 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 16, 2011 16:22:24 GMT -5
Desmond dropkicks Gunner
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 16, 2011 16:22:28 GMT -5
Mag Daddy with a northern lights suplex.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 16, 2011 16:22:32 GMT -5
Wolfie with 67.4 lariats.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 16, 2011 16:23:13 GMT -5
London Underground with there new double team move, All That And Some Fish And Chips (Doomsday Device) onto Gunner!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 16, 2011 16:23:46 GMT -5
The Des hits a Rebound Lariat while Mag Daddy begins chatting up the bird in the front row.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 16:27:39 GMT -5
Is Mag Daddy his official name or is it just a nickname?
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 16, 2011 16:29:44 GMT -5
Is Mag Daddy his official name or is it just a nickname? Nickname.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 16, 2011 16:29:48 GMT -5
Is Mag Daddy his official name or is it just a nickname? It better be a nickname. That'd be the worst ring name in wrestling ever. *looks at TNA results with Bully Ray* ....second worst.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 16:32:13 GMT -5
Wolfe hits a Jawbreaker Lariat on Murphy before sitting him on the top rope. Mag Daddy takes out Gunner as Wolfe hits the Tower of London.
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3!
JB: Here are your winners, London Underground!
Tenay: Well London Underground get the win as they set their sights on London Brawling. West: I tell you right now, I do not want to call that match. Tenay: Come on, it's not that confusing. West: If you say so. Tenay: Well the Legends title match is up next but first we have some comments from Mr Anderson.
I see that Sting is defending his Legends title tonight, but I can't help but notice that he isn't defending it against me.
Don't think I don't know what you're doing, Steve, and you're insane if you think I'm going to let you deliberately lose your Legends title tonight just so you can avoid fighting me.
It's sad, really, a competitor of your caliber throwing a match because you're too much of a coward to fight the guy who called you out, I thought you were better than that.
So if I were you, I'd think about keeping my belt tonight, because if you don't, you'll only make things worse for yourself.
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