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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 16:36:03 GMT -5
The cameras spot Raven sitting in the crowd, a bag of popcorn and a beer in hand.
Tenay: Look, there’s Raven! West: What’s he doing in the crowd, Mike?
JB runs over.
JB: Raven! What is going on? Why are you in the crowd tonight?
Go away, Borash.
JB: But-
I’ll kick yours if you don’t scram.
JB looks at Raven, then at the mic, then returns to ringside.
Tenay: Well, that explained a lot. West: Hey, maybe he’s just trying to enjoy the show, Mike! Tenay: When Raven’s involved, who knows what’s going on?
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCTNA Legends Championship!
JB: Introducing first, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, he is the WCTNA Legends Champion, "The Icon" Sting!
Sting goes over to where Raven is standing and gets in his face.
West: What's this about? Tenay: Well Sting is like a father figure to AJ and he can't be happy with what Raven has done as of late. West: If he wants to confront someone he should confront AJ.
JB: And introducing the challenger, from Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kazarian!
Sting breaks away from Raven and enters the ring.
West: Sting better get is mind on defending his title. Tenay: Well we know AJ Styles isn't here tonight and neither is Christy Hemme for that matter. So who knows what Raven is up to.
WCTNA Legends Chammpionship Sting v Kazarian 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 16, 2011 16:38:49 GMT -5
Sting drops Kazarian with a russian leg sweep.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 16, 2011 16:38:53 GMT -5
Sting with a splash.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 16, 2011 16:43:08 GMT -5
Sting spikes Kazarian with the Flux Capacitor.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 16:48:50 GMT -5
Sting sweeps Kazarian down and locks the Scorpion Deathlock. As Kazarian tries to reach the ropes Raven jumps over the barrier and enters the ring. Before Sting can react, Raven kicks him in the gut and drops him with the Raven Effect! The ref calls for the bell.
JB: Here is your winner, as a result of a disqualification, and STILL WCTNA Legends Champion, Sting!
Raven stands over Sting as Kazarian gets to his feet. Raven then suddenly plants Kazarian with a Raven Effect too!
Tenay: What's this about? West: Well Raven said he wasn't chosen sides.
Raven leaves as Mr Anderson slides into the ring.
Tenay: Now here comes Anderson to pick the bones of the fallen Icon.
Anderson stomps away on Sting, then lifts him up and hits the Mic Check! Anderson leaves the ring and grabs the Legends title. He holds it overhead before dropping the belt onto Sting and leaving.
Tenay: Well the message is sent loud and clear. West: Yeah, Anderson wants that Legends title.
*Tara approaches Alex Shelley backstage*
Hey, Alex. How are you doing?
Considering what's going on tonight, I think I'm doing as well as I can be.
Well I just wanted to thank you for the other night. I mean after everything that happened with Stevie and Daffney and that whole mess I've been kinda...I wouldn't say lonely. But it was nice to have someone to hang out with, you know?
Anytime. I mean, with Chris and Ayako starting to date, I can't really depend on Chris being there for me half the time. So it's cool having someone there to really talk to, you know?
Well any time you need a sympathetic ear then you let me know.
After tonight, I may need you quite a bit. Well, that or alcohol.
C'mon, it's not that bad.
I wouldn't be too sure about that. I mean, yeah, I've come to terms with Daffney and Taylor being together. May not be too happy about it, but it is what it is. But seeing it out there..... I loved her Tara. Never cheated on her, never gave her any reason to think that I was unfaithful. So to see her with someone that makes her feel like I wanted to make her feel, to know that tonight is the night that those two rub their relationship right in my face... I'll probably clear out of here before that thing even starts. Maybe if I don't see it I won't try to drink myself into a coma.
I am sick of this. I am sick Daffney just doing whatever the hell she feels like with no regard for who she hurts. Well enough is enough. I'm gonna show her that her consequences have actions.
How? You can't challenge her to a match.
It isn't gonna be a match. It's gonna be a fight.
*Tara leaves with a determined look on her face.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 16:52:37 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Queens, New York, Becky Bayless!
JB: And her opponent, accomanied by Velvet Sky, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love!
Tenay: Angelina Love is really in a bad mood after she failed to win the Women's title from Daffney at Genesis. West: Well the good part is that Eric Bischoff has ordered her not to interfere in Daffney and Taylor's celebration. Tenay: How is that good? West: It's good for us.
Angelina Love v Brooke Adams 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 16, 2011 16:53:59 GMT -5
Angelina with a dropkick.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 16, 2011 16:55:27 GMT -5
Angelina with a gut buster.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 16, 2011 16:55:33 GMT -5
Becky Bayless goes for a dropkick, but misses by approximately 6 feet.
Heh, karma's a (CENSORED), bro.
(Vote for Love)
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 16, 2011 16:56:54 GMT -5
Bayless hits the Inverted Piledriver.
And she does it better than Kaz could ever dream of doing.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 16, 2011 17:02:18 GMT -5
Bayless hits the Inverted Piledriver. And she does it better than Kaz could ever dream of doing. Okay, let's not be ridiculous now.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 17:02:54 GMT -5
Becky slams Angelina down and then goes to the top rope. Angelina then grabs the ref. Velvet shoves Becky off the top and Angelina hits the Lights Out!
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3!
JB: Here is your winner, Angelina Love!
Tenay: If nothing else the Beautiful People seem back on the same page. West: And hopefully that worked off some agression so that Angelina and Velvet won't be tempted to interfer later. Tenay: Oh lord.
*Samoa Joe is shown on the 'Tron.*
Tonight, my road to the top begins. And I'll admit, it looks like it's gonna be a slow start. Nothing against my opponent, but these days Jeff Hardy's back in the tag team division. And he definitely doesn't seem to be very clear headed lately.
Jeff Hardy's a hell of a talent. Multi-time World Champion, and he won that belt from one of the best in this business. That's good for him, but it's better for me. No better way to prove that I should be getting a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship than beating a former one, even if it isn't ours.
Jeff, there won't be anybody watching your back tonight. Not Rob Van Dam, not your brother; nobody. So you better be at 100% tonight, because I don't plan on losing any more this year.
There's a whole lotta names on the list of guys in my way, Jeff. You just had the bad luck of coming up first.
Jay Lethal, pay attention. We may have been in the ring together more than once, but you haven't seen a damn thing yet. And tonight is just a sample.
Tenay: When we come back folks, the first Feast or Fired briefcases are revealed.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 17:05:02 GMT -5
By the way Tank, as AA told me when Jeff Hardy debuted, he isn't a world champion in our continuity.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 17:06:23 GMT -5
JB is standing at the top of the ramp with Rob Van Dam and Curry Man along with with Spice Girl. On podiums are the four Feast of Fired briefcases with Brooke Adams standing by. Ladies and gentlemen it is now time to discover the contents of the four cases. the order of the draw has been chosen at random. First up, Curry Man!Curry Man steps forward. In your short WCTNA career you have many great matches but you have yet to claim championship gold. In this case there could be a guaranteed title match but likewise there could also a pink slip. Curry Man, are you ready?Yes Jeremy-san.Let's find out what is in your briefcase!Brooke Adams opens the case. Congratulations Curry Man, you have earned an X Division title shot!Thank you Jeremy-san. Eric Young, I look forward to challenging you for the X-Division title.And now there are three cases left. RVD, if you could step forward please.Van Dam comes forward. RVD, you are a newcomer to WCTNA, having only been here just over a year. Your short career in WCTNA could already be at an end. However you could also have a world title match. How are you feeling?JB, the last few months have been a hell of a ride. I can only hope bigger and better things await. If not, let it be known that WCTNA will never forget
ROB!
VAN!
DAM!
Open that bad boy up.Alright then, Rob Van Dam, let's find out your fate!Brooke opens the case. Congratulations Rob Van Dam, you have earned a World Heavyweight Championship match!YES! YES! SWEET!
Let's just say that I've already cashed in one case to become a world champion. I can damn sure do it again.Ladies and gentlemen, we will return with Feast or Fired after this.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 17:10:24 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 225 pounds, Jeff Hardy!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Taz, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!
Tenay: As we take a break from Feast or Fired for this match, let's just recap what we just witnessed. Curry man now have a guarenteed shot at the X Divsion title. West: And Jeff Hardy's tag partner RVD just earned a world title shot. Tenay: Speaking of which, Samoa Joe aims to prove his world title aspirations with a win here.
Jeff Hardy v Samoa Joe 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 16, 2011 17:11:22 GMT -5
Joe with the face wash in the corner.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 16, 2011 17:11:24 GMT -5
Samoa Joe with a spike piledriver!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 17:11:36 GMT -5
Joe with a Muscle Buster!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 16, 2011 17:11:54 GMT -5
Joe with a moonsault.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 17:12:13 GMT -5
Well, that was a nail biter.
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