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Post by The Tank on Jan 9, 2011 18:57:27 GMT -5
Seriously, I'm starting to think it's the only catchphrase you know. Get a new one. ....I know I'd mark hearing Jack Swagger say "Shablagoo". ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) I want you to remember that one Tank. I want you to really remember that one. Are you stealing it or is that in reference to that thing we discussed? I'm gonna have to vote, aren't I? Could just end it in a draw.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 18:59:11 GMT -5
I want you to remember that one Tank. I want you to really remember that one. Are you stealing it or is that in reference to that thing we discussed? That thing we were discussing.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 19:01:29 GMT -5
Sabin and Shelley hits kicks to take Terry down. Sabin the hist a splash for the tope rope!
1...
2...
Williams break it up. Shelley goes fo a kick on Williams but Williams catches his foot and hits a belly to belly. Sabin then hits a superkick on Williams, only to turn into an uranage from Terry. Terry then throws Shelley over the top rope while Williams gets Sabin in the Chaos Theory clutch. Terry hits a boot and Williams hits the Chaos Theory!
1...
2...
3!
JB: Here are your winners and the STILL WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, London Brawling!
Tenay: And the champions retain the titles. West: I thought Sabin and Shelley had them there. Tenay: Well the Guns came close to regaining the belts but London Brawling retain.
*Rob Van Dam is shown stretching backstage.*
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUN!
Rob Van Dam.
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUN!
Feast or Fired.
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUN!
Cash it in.
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUN!
Become champion.
*Jeff Hardy silently enters the scene, Rob not noticing.*
JKO? Van Daminator.
Anderson? Van Terminator.
Kazarian? Van... Crushinator.
Having a moment alone, are we?
Didn't see you there buddy. I was messing about.
Sure you were.
And your band has better stuff?
Music taste aside, good to know you're fired up for this match.
Woah dude, I'm not getting fired tonight.
Not what I meant but even if you want to grab one of the decent cases, you're gonna need a bit of luck. Lot of talented dudes in there. 3D, Wolfe, Hernandez, Nash, Petey, Sabu.
Plus the greatness of Robbie E, Curry Man and Shark Boy.
Think we can manage it?
Sorry Jeff but there's no we tonight. Every man for himself. One of us gets that tag case, you know High Flight is stronger than ever. Otherwise, we just gotta see how it goes.
That's fine by me. Just make sure that if you do win a case and cash it in, you don't go speeding again.
I paid my dues. Would have been stupid for them to keep me on TV representing the company as champ if I couldn't keep it clean.
...
Let's just go do this.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 9, 2011 19:02:40 GMT -5
SUBTLE, MIKEY. VERY SUBTLE.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 19:04:18 GMT -5
We head to the backstage area, where Team 3D is shown inside there lockeroom to a warm welcome. They seem to be in the middle of a card game, poker style. Brother Ray seems to be winning this 'intense' game, as he has the more chips out of the two. However, Brother Devon must be hot. Because he has quite a few articles of clothing off. Why doesn't the arena turn down the thermost- Wait a minute. Brother Ray just took off a sock! Brother Devon gained some chips! Are these two really playing you know what? The crowd doesn't really know how to react to this sudden realization, although they still cheer. But it's more of an awkward silence, really. But whatever, Team 3D is currently playing strip poker. There, I said it. Nobody knows really why there doing that then preparing for there match, but it's Team 3D, so what do you expect?..... The fans are waiting for some sort of explanation of some words, but nothing happens. They just keep playing like the cameras aren't there. Before the crowd starts judging the segment, Team 3D finally starts a bit of a conversation:
There we go, a pair of eights! You better beat this hand, I'm sick of being the undefeated poker champion of the world! Plus, we have a match to prepare for. You know, the one we've teased for the past couple of weeks?
Yup! The Feast Or Fried Match! I can't wait to dig into this one!
(Sighs) For the last time, the match is called.... never mind, it doesn't matter. Let's see what you got!
(Slams cards onto table) RATS! I only got these aces, kings, queens, jacks, and tens! That's completely worthless!
.... Uh, Devon?
Are you sure I have to do this? Get humiliated in front of the world?
Uh, Devon?
And what about Easy E? He'll never stop making fun of me!
Uh, Devon?
(Sighs) Guess I better change into my birthday suit....
Devon runs off, the fans know not knowing what to think. I'm pretty stunned myself.
DEVON! YOU WON! (Sighs) Sometimes, I don't know what to think of that guy....
As this awkwardness continues, it gets even more awkward. But in a good way if you can really believe me. Robbie E enters the room, two unknown chicks by his side. The crowd's reaction is coming back, as they boo the New Jersey Loudmouth. Robbie E sniffs the air and pinches his nose, as he starts to speak himself:
UNNNNHHHH! It smells like slug sweat and hippopotamus butt in here!
Uh....... how do know what those things smell like?
Long story, Tubby Mc Wubby. What is your lardy self doing around here?
Me and Devon were playing a game of strip poker because we had nothing to do. But you and I should get out of here soon. Devon is changing into his "Birthday Suit".
....Woh. That's gay, bro.
SHUT IT! Didn't you do something crazy and stupid in your time?
Your really putting me on the spotlight brah? You asked the right guy that question. Let's see here.... I am the undefeated beer pong champion, fist pump contest champion, slow dance champion, collage groupie champion, jumped off the roof twice, saw three girls make out at the same time, stage dived, punched a teacher, hung out with some chicks at the beach, out burned Chuck Norris, and saw all of the SAW Movies with nothing on. Let's just say, that was a bit messy.
.... Half of that I didn't need to hear.
But the other half was totally awesome, right?(Imitates Brother Ray) Right! (Back to normal voice) Good.
.... These fans watching right now are even more disturbed then they already need to be. Why don't you cut to the chase, canvas surfer?
Fine, dough boy! While your lover is "getting changed", let me lay this out for you. A title shot is as good as mine. The bottles are already in the ice, the chicks are already in there bikinis. You, on the other hand, stand no chance. May I remind you that your friend does all the rope climbing? May I remind you that your prime left in 1998? Do you realize you wake in sections, bro? Point is, you really need to lose some weight or gain my trust. Cuz without it, The Shore is going to wash you away, man.
Your trust is like those cheap nickel and dime (Censored) at your side! WORTHLESS! You are about as cheap as a stick of freaking bubble gum! Go pick up a daily newspaper, look up WCTNA! Do you see Team 3D in it? OF COURSE YOU DO! We made our name already! Same time, same place. Do you see Robbie E in that article? NO YOU DO NOT! You are nothing more then a complete jobber! You might as well kiss your job goodbye, pal!
No, you'll be the one kissing it goodbye! Because that World Title? That X- Division Title? Those Tag Team Titles? One of them is as good as min-
Hey guys, how do I look?
Brother Devon steps into view, wearing.....
AHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
A full clown suit, with a birthday hat on top. The crowd is in hysterics, as Brother Devon steps into view. Robbie E looks to have wet himself, the girls disgusted.
WHAT THE HECK MAN! YOU GUYS ARE SIDESHOW FREAKS! I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!
Robbie E sprints out of the room, the two women looking and Team 3D.
Hey, if we win a briefcase, you want to celebrate later on?
Sure...... But why is the thin one dressed as a clown?
It's a long story. You sit back and relax, and after we give these fans a show, we'll have title shots in our hand. Devon?
UHAHAHAHAHA!!!! TESTIFY! OH, TESTIFY! UHAHAHAHAHA! (Blows horn)
.......... .............. ....... Banana Cream Pie?
Brother Ray and the girls shrug, as the three leave the lockeroom.....
....... ...... ...... ...... ..... ..... ..
WTF?!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 19:05:32 GMT -5
Good showing M and macman.
Though I'm not sure where to go with The Guns right now.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 9, 2011 19:07:02 GMT -5
Collage groupies?
I didn't know there were groupies of pictures made of assorted smaller pictures.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 19:07:42 GMT -5
Shark Boy is swimming around a kiddie pool when JKO walks in.
OK, explain just one thing to me.
What’s that, OJ my man?
Why exactly did you want to be in this match? I mean, you got fired once already, dude! And if you win this match, you could end up getting fired!
I know that.
Then why take the chance, man? Do you really wanna get fired twice in under three months?
Look Orlando. Yeah, I got fired. I remember. I also got rehired. So obviously, if I do get fired again, I stand a fairly good chance of getting rehired again. So by my reasoning, I have nothing to lose and plenty to gain.
And not only that, but it is my dream, Orlando. My dream to become a Champion in this company. Something I have never achieved before. And this match presents me with a golden opportunity. If I win, I stand a seventy five percent chance of gaining a free Championship match whenever I want! Imagine this, if you can.
Moi, Sharky Boy Esquire, challenging Pope Dinero for that World Championship.
Good Ol’ Sharky B walkin’ out and taking the X-Division belt from Samoa Joe.
Or, if you can Orlando, picture this.
London Brawling are in that ring, after a hard fought title match when…
DUN DUN…
DUN DUN…
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN…
Here comes Sharky, but he’s not alone! By his side…
J!
K!
O!
Can you picture that JKO?! Just think, you and I could become the next WCTNA World Tag Team Champions!!
And all we have to do is make sure one of us walks away with a briefcase.
Well, us winning the Tag belts does sound kinda cool.
But what if-
Forget the what ifs, Orlando! Stick to the what will bes!
Because what will be is that Sharky will walk out to that ring, thirsty for something better than blood. Sharky’s out for gold tonight.
Can you feel it OJ?
There’s something in the air tonight, my friend. I can TASTE it.
Do you believe that dreams can come true?
I will if I wake up one morning with Beyonce and Jay-Z layin’ on either side of me.
See? You hold on to your futile dream! How can you tell me to give up on my far more plausible dream?!
Is it so hard to believe that I, Shark Boy, could one day hold WCTNA Championship gold? Is it really so hard to believe that I can be a threat?!
Well, kinda.
Well kinda no more! This is not the same old “make people laugh because I’m just a jobber” Sharky! I’m a new and improved kinda shark!
With sharper teeth!
Sleeker fins!
And a much more fulfilling desire.
I vow to one and all that by the end of the calendar year, Shark Boy will be wearing gold.
Or you will never see me again.
Now come Orlando.
Shark Boy “swims” off towards the ring.
…aww why me?!
Orlando follows after Shark Boy as we fade away.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2011 19:07:58 GMT -5
Collage groupies? I didn't know there were groupies of pictures made of assorted smaller pictures. My mistake. I guess I was too distracted on making it bizarre.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 9, 2011 19:09:37 GMT -5
Collage groupies? I didn't know there were groupies of pictures made of assorted smaller pictures. My mistake. I guess I was too distracted on making it bizarre. But given that Jersey douche, collage groupies works better than college groupies, honestly.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 19:10:07 GMT -5
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the Feast or Fired match. In this match four cases will be hung above the ring, three of which contain title shots at the World Heavyweight, World Tag Team and X Division title respectively. The fourth briefcase contains a pink slip the recipient of which will be fired!
JB: Introducing the participants, first, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
JB: JKO!
JB: "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash!
JB: Robbie E!
JB: Mr Anderson!
JB: The team of Sabu and Hernandez!
JB: Kazarian!
JB: Accompanied by Spice Girl, Curry Man and Petey Williams, Canadian Curry!
JB: Desmond Wolfe!
JB: Shark Boy!
JB And Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam, High Flight!
Tenay: Here we go with Feast or Fired 2011. West: Three titles shots, anytime, anyplace. Tenay: And one pinks slip.
Feast or Fired match 5 minute rounds. 4 votes retrieves a briefcase. You can vote once per round and the match continues until all the cases have been claimed. You can't vote for the same person twice. Match starts now!
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Post by The Tank on Jan 9, 2011 19:12:03 GMT -5
Mr. Kennedy Kennedy Anderson Anderson with a Roundhouse Roundhouse Kick to Hernandez.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 19:13:12 GMT -5
Curry Man with the Spice Rack to Sabu
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2011 19:13:21 GMT -5
Robbie E fist pumps everybody in the ring! Now alone, he starts to do the cabbage patch for no reason.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 19:15:28 GMT -5
Robbie E fist pumps everybody in the ring! Now alone, he starts to do the cabbage patch for no reason. Curry Man suddenly pops up before challenging him to a dance off. His opening move? The Carlton.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 19:15:30 GMT -5
Brother Devon Brother Ray Curry Man (Hayden) Desmond Wolfe Hernandez Jeff Hardy JKO Kazarian Kevin Nash Mr Anderson (Tank) Petey Williams Robbie E (lodi) Rob Van Dam Sabu Shark Boy
New Round!
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Post by The Tank on Jan 9, 2011 19:17:20 GMT -5
Rob E hits Rob VD with a kicky move.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2011 19:18:15 GMT -5
Robbie E fist pumps everybody in the ring! Now alone, he starts to do the cabbage patch for no reason. Curry Man suddenly pops up before challenging him to a dance off. His opening move? The Carlton. This is for your sweet gal over there!*Robbie E then proceeds to do a terrible version of the Curry Man dance. Spice Girl is not amused.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 19:20:33 GMT -5
Brother Devon Brother Ray Curry Man (Hayden) Desmond Wolfe Hernandez Jeff Hardy JKO Kazarian Kevin Nash Mr Anderson (Tank) Petey Williams Robbie E (lodi, Tank) Rob Van Dam Sabu Shark Boy
New Round!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 19:21:12 GMT -5
Wolfe with a lariato! I have my reasons.
This is what we call "Fist Pump Throwdown".
*Curry Man fist pumps while Robbie E looks on in disbelief.*
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