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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 30, 2011 16:55:48 GMT -5
I'm sorry guys but I've been sick as a dog all day. I don't think I can do the show tonight. I just barely managed to drag myself out of bed to let you know.
So since it's kinda short notice to hand off to someone else, and the show is only half-written anyway, I guess we're postponing until tomorrow.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 30, 2011 17:06:50 GMT -5
Man, that epic promo of mine is never getting posted. I'm on to your conspiracy, PN! You just don't want everyone to experience the greatness of my promo from this week's show!!! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Hope ya feel better quick, dude.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2011 19:33:24 GMT -5
OK, this works. I'll have something for Sharky and JKO to you tonight, PN.
Also, we'll need to discuss how to continue our two angles without me next week.
Jono, keep an eye on your inbox.
TTS, keep doing what you're doing.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 30, 2011 19:40:30 GMT -5
TTS, keep doing what you're doing. One of these days you're gonna say that and we'll come back in the morning to find a pile of corpses. Quit tempting fate, M.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2011 19:41:33 GMT -5
TTS, keep doing what you're doing. One of these days you're gonna say that and we'll come back in the morning to find a pile of corpses. Quit tempting fate, M. When did TTS become Doley?
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Post by The Tank on Jan 30, 2011 19:45:16 GMT -5
One of these days you're gonna say that and we'll come back in the morning to find a pile of corpses. Quit tempting fate, M. When did TTS become Doley? ...you're saying you didn't notice how TTS's skin became noticeably looks-like-someone-is-wearing-it-as-a-skincoat last mo... *sees "TTS" in the distance* ...we'll finish this conversation when it's safe.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2011 19:48:38 GMT -5
When did TTS become Doley? ...you're saying you didn't notice how TTS's skin became noticeably looks-like-someone-is-wearing-it-as-a-skincoat last mo... *sees "TTS" in the distance* ...we'll finish this conversation when it's safe. You have pretty skin.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 31, 2011 13:33:08 GMT -5
Show will be a 9/4 tonight. Because there's no reason why it can't be.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 31, 2011 16:00:50 GMT -5
Earlier Today
*AJ Styles enters the arena talking into his cellphone*
Wendy? Are you there? I guess not. Well I was just calling to let you know that I'm at the iMPACTZone. I thought maybe I'd catch you since I didn't get you when I called from the airport. So you know, I'll call back later and see if I can get hold of you. I love you. Bye.
*AJ hangs up his phone and heads down the corridor where he runs into Christy*
Hey, how are you doing? You're okay being back at work?
Well I admit, it is kinda daunting. I'm not gonna let that bastard get to me.
Well good. Neither you should.
Did you hear me? I said I'm not gonna let Raven intimidate me into quitting.
Yeah, I hear you. Message recieved loud and clear.
Well I'm glad we got rid of that nonsense. I mean what were you thinking?
I was trying to prevent any more torment. But yeah, I went about it the wrong way.
I hope you realise how much of an idiot you are.
Yes, thank you.
I'm glad Eric and Joe were there to give you a good kick up the ass.
Yes, okay, thank you. Now if you excuse me, I have a match with Kazarian. To which end I am going to utalize my anger in more constructive ways. By hitting someone.
*AJ goes to leave*
Uh, AJ? Bischoff wants to see you.
What about?
I dunno. He just said to tell you to go to his office when you got here.
Alright. I'll see you later.
*AJ walks down the corridor to Eric Bischoff's office. He enters without knocking.*
Don't you knock?
Nevermind that, Chrsity said you wanted to see me.
Oh yeah. Well after last week's little tit for tat between you and Raven, I came to a decision. I don't want any more distruption. So if you or Raven lay a finger on eachother outside of a sanctioned match, you'll be suspended indefinitely.
You know, I don't care. It's worth it to get to Raven.
But what about your family? How are you gonna look after them when you're suspended without pay.
You're a damn snake, Eric.
So people keep telling me. That doesn't change the fact that my decision is final. Now you better get ready because your match with Kazarian is up first.
Eric, you may think you put on over on me. But you just made a big mistake. Because when I'm standing in the ring with your boy, every time I look at him, I'm gonna see Raven. And it'll be on your head.
*AJ leaves and Eric breaks into a grin*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 31, 2011 16:05:33 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to WCTNA iMPACT as we are two weeks aways from Against All Odds. West: I really am pumped for tonight. Aren't you, Mike? Tenay: Tonight in our main event it's champions versus theor Against All Odds challengers as D'Angelo Dinero and Mr Anderson take on Legends Champion Sting and World Heavyweight Champion Jay Lethal. West: And we'll find out who will challenge for the tag team titles as Team 3D face London Underground.
*The lights in the iMPACT Zone dim. A few spotlights begin moving around the crowd.*
Tenay: What's going on? West: Something big is happening. Can't you feel it?
*The spotlights center at the top of the stage revealing D'Angelo Dinero, head bowed down and arms behind his back. Dinero makes his way to the ring slowly and solemnly, not breaking the pose from the top of the ramp except to quickly slip into the ring under the bottom rope. Dinero walks to the center of the ring and raises one arm, a few moments passing before Mr. Anderson's roof mic is lowered to the ring.*
Ladies and gentlemen...my congregation...bow your heads in reverence...
*Suddenly, the lights flare on blindingly fast, and fireworks pyro shoots off from the six corners of the ring, complimented by confetti and Dinero's now-classic fake money float down from the ceiling of the arena.*
THE ONE TRUE GOD OF TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION HAS RETURNED!!!
*Dinero turns to the camera, an arrogant smirk on his face.*
Now, Pope's gonna be the first to admit, he was in a dark place these last few weeks. He dropped the big one at Genesis, he lost his World Heavyweight Championship to Jay Lethal. And Pope let it get to him hard. But the dark times have passed, and your Pope is here! Your Pope is back!! And your Pope is in full form!!!
Now say it with me, my congregation!!!
*A few of the fans can be heard chiming in with Pope amidst the chorus of boos.*
POPE!!!
IS!!!
PIMPIN'!!!
Now two weeks back, Pope Daddy put the hurt on Kurt, and Angle got it so bad he couldn't even make it here last week! Jay-Jay, brother, Pope hopes you were watching. Pope knows Kurt Angle's a close friend of yours, and Pope beat him so fast you'd miss it if ya blinked! Hell, you'd miss it before ya even finished blinking!
Tonight, Pope finds himself across the ring from Jay "Notso" Lethal tag teaming against the...
*D'Angelo Dinero clears his throat loudly and facetiously.*
..."legend" known as "The Icon" Sting. Now, Stinger, brother, Pope knows you've been in the game for almost as long as Pope's been alive. Some would say that's impressive. Pope would say that's your biggest weakness, Stinger. You're on the wrong side of 50, brother, and anybody really watching's seen you slow down big time. You're getting less and less capable in the ring the more and more you're here, Stinger, my man. And sure, you've had that Legends Title for nigh on two months now, but that's an accomplishment matched by the likes of Booker T, Rhino, and...Shawn Daivari. And let's not forget our very own Mister Broken Freakin' Neck That Pope Broke Even Freakiner Last Week, Kurt Angle.
Stinger, face the facts. You have become not more than a placeholder for Pope's man, The Golden One with the Silver Tongue, The Mack of The Mike, The Man I Borrowed This Microphone From, Kamikaze Ken Anderson! And when February 11th rolls around, you can thank The Chosen, Stinger. You ain't gonna have to lug that title around anymore.
Because come February 11th, The Chosen goes golden!
And if you didn't get the subliminal message there, Jay-Jay, come Against All Odds, Pope Daddy will be the one overcoming all the odds, brother! That title will be back where it belongs, around the waist of The Paragon of Virtue, The Guiding Light, YOUR Pope, D'Angelo Dinero. And please, Jay-Jay, get ready to keep your mouth shut.
'Cuz this is fact, brother, and ain't a damn thing you can do about it. And you're gonna get a very vivid reminder of what exactly Pope is capable of when you find yourself in the hospital after the show dazed outta your mind wondering what the holy hell just happened after MISTAAAAAAAAAA Anderson and Pope Daddy are done with you and your "legendary" partner.
*Pope chucks the mic out of the ring and poses for the fans, drawing a mostly negative reaction from the crowd that Dinero practically ignores. Dinero stops to duck for a moment as Anderson's mic swings back over the ring, Dinero motioning backstage to raise the mic. They do so, and Dinero returns to his "congregation" as iMPACT goes to commercial.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 31, 2011 16:11:07 GMT -5
Tenay: Well ahead of our opening contest, Kazarian had these words.
I don't get it.....I lost to Sting.....then last week to Raven of all people....
*picks up a bat and smashes his locker room with it*
Better. Much better.
Aj, tonight I have the "Honor" of facing you tonight. I may be down and out, but there is no way I'm losing to some prettyboy, overacting, in the closet, sack of worn out crap like you.
Prepare to see The Future.....The Future is Now
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
JB: And his opponent, representing The Chosen, from Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kazarian!
Tenay: Well we found out earlier tonight that by the orders of Eric Bischoff, AJ Styles and Raven have been forbidden from laying a hand on eachother. West: And you heard what AJ said, he's gonna take it out on Kaz here. Tenay: Kazarian. West: Whatever.
Kazarian v AJ Styles 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 31, 2011 16:11:34 GMT -5
0/10. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Good job Tank. You were right. Great stuff. ;D
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 31, 2011 16:18:37 GMT -5
So anybody want to actually vote on the match.
EDIT: Thanks Tank.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 31, 2011 16:18:18 GMT -5
A.J. with a "Wow, I was 20 minutes late and have missed nothing." kick.
Stupid traffic.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2011 16:22:54 GMT -5
Kaz with a low blow.....of victory!
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 31, 2011 16:24:41 GMT -5
Kaz with a piledriver!
(You deserve one after the work you put in other places.)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 31, 2011 16:27:12 GMT -5
Kazarian goes to the outside and goes for a springboard but AJ sidesteps from a German Suplex but AJ lands on his feet and hits the Pele as Kazarian turns round. AJ then hist the Styles Clash!
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JB: Here is your winner, AJ Styles!
AJ rolls to outside and grabs a chair. AJ Slides back in with the chair as Kazarian tries to get up. AJ lifts the chair to hits Kazarian with but he hesitates. AJ then drops the chair and leaves the ring.
West: All that and he just walks away? Tenay: Maybe AJ doesn't want to stoop to Raven's level. You ever think of that?
*Jeff Hardy is shown walking around backstage when he notices someone off camera.*
Is that?... nah, can't be.
*Jeff goes towards the person.*
...Matt? Is that you?
*camera goes and zooms in on.....MATT HARDY! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!....ahem, sorry*
Wait a second.....Jeff?
Dude, I've been here for months. What the hell are you doing here?
Well right now I'm here getting a snack.....but who cares how I got here! How have you been?
Last few months teaming with Van Dam have been pretty sweet but he's got his sights set on the world title for now. Are you even allowed to be here yet?
Yeah, its been more then 90 days, and I have to distract myself while Glee is off season
So are you signed yet or just sorting a contract out?
Yeah, me and them are still trying to draw up a contract, but overall everythings goin great man
Would be great to have you here, bro. Any plans once it's sorted?
Automatic title shot? Haha, Nah....I don't know man, I just barely got here
You know... High Flight could always do with a third member.
Well, tonight I have a warmup match with Okada I think his name is. After that, how bout you, me, and Rob go out and celebrate?
Sounds good to me. Rob's still a little annoyed at losing to Stevie last week anyway. We'll catch ya later man.
*The two brothers share a quick hug before Jeff heads off.*
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Post by The Tank on Jan 31, 2011 16:28:44 GMT -5
Uh...wanna count that one up again, PN?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2011 16:29:56 GMT -5
Kazarina?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 31, 2011 16:31:18 GMT -5
Uh...wanna count that one up again, PN? The two votes for Kaz were after the time.
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