Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 19:59:18 GMT -5
Shark Boy with the backfist.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2011 20:00:09 GMT -5
Well, I'll get you guys work out this one. I'm just going to do a pointless backstage segment:
In the back, Robbie E is busy celebrating and harassing TNA crew and staff about getting a case in the match. He also has a cell phone pressed to his ear.
Yo, Wat's Up? I need a bottle of champagne for my date. STAT!
As Robbie E continues to gloat, Robby bumps into Becky Bayless.
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, BABY? SUCK IT!
Robbie E jumps off screen, doing a victory fist pump like never before.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 20:01:02 GMT -5
Shark Boy grabs the final case.
JB: Here are your winners; Rob Van Dam, Robbie E, Shark boy and Curry Man!
Tenay: And we will find out who has the title shots and more importantly who will be fired this coming iMPACT! West: Somebodies getting fired! Tenay: Yeah, we get it.
*Angelina is shown walking down the hall in the back. She comes up to a door with "The Beautiful People" on the front of it. She takes a deep breath and then enters. Velvet Sky is sitting there in a stool looking into a mirror fixing her makeup. She doesn't look back at Angelina, but looks at her via the reflection.*
Oh, there you are! I wondered where you had been. I haven't seen you all day!
*Sits down next to Velvet and begins working on her makeup as well* Yea, just trying to prepare myself up for tonights match. Daffeny has this chip on her shoulder the size of Texas. She or her... confidante...*rolls eyes* have had that belt for over six months. And its high time someone took them down a peg.
I agree. I don't see what those idiots see in those two. But it won't last long. Once one of us come out victorious tonight, they will just fade away into nothing.
Right... one of us... about that...
Oh, please don't tell me you are still upset that I got myself added to this match. We are the Beautiful People. We stick together. As long as one of us wins, we both win. Right?
Uh... right.
Besides, we all know that I was Women's Champion long before you.
*Angelina stops working on her make-up, and looks sternly at Velvet* What did you just say?
Well, its true. I was Champion nearly a year before you were. Sure, lately you've been the go to BP, but I've been there too, and first.
*Angelina looks annoyed*
Oh, don't be like that. I'm not saying that if you have Daffney down for the one, two, three that I'm going to pull you off or anything like that. Just, do the same for me, ya know?
*Angelina considers this*
Look, do YOU want to be Women's Champion... or do you want TBP to capture the gold. Focusing on the first could prevent both from happening. Do you really want that?
... No... i guess not.
Good! Then we are on the same page. We have a two on one advantage in this match.
Just remember that since it is a triple threat, that there is no disqualifications. Which means that Taylor can, and probably will, get involved at some point during the match.
Hmmm...True... but she can't make a pin, which works in our favor for sure.
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Angie, stop worrying about it. We got this! Can you pass the eye shaddow?
*Angelina passes Velvet the makeup and goes back to working on her face as the scene fades to black.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 20:03:21 GMT -5
50 minutes, not bad. I think the match went like and hour and a half last year.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 20:05:04 GMT -5
I think 20 of those minutes was me and Tank trying to decide who to vote for.
And a good 30 minutes was the CUrry Man/Robbie E dance off.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 20:05:37 GMT -5
*Daffney paces backstage, obviously in a bad mood*
Dammit, dammit, dammit! How could this happen? There's no excuse for that!
I know, I know! I can't believe what happened last week.
I mean we're supposed to be partners. Soul mates. We should have eachothers backs.
I know! It should've never happened! EVER!
I mean when you love someone you need to know you can count on them.
*Taylor begins crying.*
I know! And I'm sorry Daffney, I am! I should have been out there, I should have made sure that Velvet didn't get into your match. Please, please tell me you forgive me. Please Daff.
Oh, baby, how could you think I'm mad at you? It hurts me that you would even think that. No, I'm mad at myself. I should have been out there to stop Hamada attacking you.
*Taylor begins fighting back tears as she looks at Daffney.*
Wh-what? You're not mad at me?
*Taylor begins laughing as she hugs Daffney.*
Oh, oh I was worried! I thought you were mad at me! You don't know how relieved I am Daff.
But.... this thing with Hamada. You're blaming yourself for that? Why?
I should have been there to protect you. Hamada, she's all crazy. I dunno what she'd do to you, given half the chance. You're the most important person in my life. The most important person that's ever been in my life. And I can't let anything happen to you.
Daff, listen to me. I know Ayako. I've teamed with her. And she's all talk. Sure, she plays this big and bad female who will break people, but deep down she's just like the rest of these vapid women walking around. We just do to her what we did with Tara, and she'll be out of our hair in no time.
I hope so. I don't want to lose you. I want to hold you, feel you next me and never let you go. I wish there was some way we could show Hamada that no matter what she does, we are stronger than her.
*Taylor smiles.*
You know, I might have an idea on how we can make sure Hamada doesn't bother us ever again. It might take a while, but I know just how to really get to her.
Really? I'm intrigued.
Well, if we can't get to her directly, we'll have to go a different route. Really make her regret coming after us.
You learn well. That's what I always say. Everybody has a weak point. Take Angelina and Velvet. They act so perfect. But nobody is perfect. We're all flawed, in our own way. I'll just have to show them how imperfect they are when I beat them both tonight.
Again, I'm sorry about you taking on Angelina and Velvet. I should've been there to help you out.
*Daffney draws Taylor closer*
You know you could make it up to me.
Well if you insist...
Not here. I was thinking that since Angelina and Velvet are held back by our inhibitions, we show them how much better it is to be entirely free? If I win, how about we throw a little celebration on iMPACT? In the middle of the ring. You and me. I mean really "celebrate".
Goody! I've been waiting to do that for a long time.
I have too. Believe me. I can hardly wait.
Well, let's make sure it happens then! Now go out there and win for your kitten!
*Daffney gives Taylor a kiss on the cheek before heading towards the ring.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 20:10:04 GMT -5
JB: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is a triple threat match for the WCTNA Women's Championship!
JB: Introducing the challengers, first, from the Big Apple, Velvet Sky!
JB: Next, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love!
JB: And accompanied by Taylor Wilde, from Sybil, Texas, she is the WCTNA Women's Champion, Daffney!
West: Come on, Daffney! Tenay: I didn't realise you were a fan. West: Are you kidding? Did you hear what she and Taylor are gonna do if she wins? How could you not cheer her on after that? Tenay: You're a sad and lonely man, Don.
WCTNA Women's Championship Daffney v Angelina Love v Velvet Sky 4 votes 15 minutes
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 20:11:00 GMT -5
Daffney hits Daff Knees.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 9, 2011 20:11:03 GMT -5
*reads that last bit of the Taylor/Daffney promo* Okay, why bother having the match? It's pretty damn obvious who's winning. Daffney counters a double suplex attempt from TBP into a DDT on both.
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2011 20:17:36 GMT -5
........ Thank you for an idea for another Team 3D/ Robbie E promo.
Daffney with a "Thank's For The Idea" (Codebreaker)!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2011 20:18:51 GMT -5
Daffney with a DDT!
Dammit, fell asleep again and macman left for work.
*Hopes Feast or Fired hasn't happened yet*
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Post by The Tank on Jan 9, 2011 20:19:26 GMT -5
Daffney with a DDT! Dammit, fell asleep again and macman left for work. *Hopes Feast or Fired hasn't happened yet* It has. The winners were Curry Man, Shark Boy, RVD, and Robbie E.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2011 20:20:58 GMT -5
Daffney with a DDT! Dammit, fell asleep again and macman left for work. *Hopes Feast or Fired hasn't happened yet* It has. The winners were Curry Man, Shark Boy, RVD, and Robbie E. ...HA! Told ya macman! In your face! Er... I mean congrats to Hayden, macman, Mikey, and lodi. ;D
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jan 9, 2011 20:22:34 GMT -5
Daffney with a ... No, I need to prevent the squash...
Velvet with a botox
Edit: stupid autocomplete
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 9, 2011 20:23:57 GMT -5
It has. The winners were Curry Man, Shark Boy, RVD, and Robbie E. ...HA! Told ya macman! In your face! Er... I mean congrats to Hayden, macman, Mikey, and lodi. ;D What was he worried about anyway?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2011 20:26:22 GMT -5
*Sees London Brawling retained as well; wipes brow*
Phew! Glad something finally went according to plan around here!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 20:27:15 GMT -5
The BP hist a double suplex on Daffney. Velvet goes for a DDT but Daffney counters into a DDT of her own. Angelina then hits the Lights Out!
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Velvet breaks up the pin. Angelina stares at Velvet but then she see Daffney pulling herslf up using the ropes. Velvet charges and Daffney low bridges Velvet and sends her out of the ring. Angelina goes for the Botox Injection but Daffney ducks it and hits the Daff Knees. Velvet tries to get back in to break up the fall but Taylor grabs her leg and prevents her getting back in.
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3!
West: Oh yeah! We get the first ever HLLSC on iMPACT! Tenay: HLLSC? West: Hot lesbian live sex celebration! Oh yeah! Tenay: Oh grief!
Raven is sitting in the boiler room.
Lust.
They say it’s one of the deadliest sins of all.
Lust can drive a man…
Or woman…
To do some crazy things.
Some very desperate things.
Christy Hemme.
Married life got too boring for you, huh?
Needed a little extra “zing”?
It’s OK.
I understand.
Nothing like promiscuous sex on the side to spice up a marriage, huh?
I just hope AJ is man enough for you.
I know he certainly thinks he is.
You see, while Lust can be deadly, they say Pride is THE deadliest sin of all.
Pride is what drives most men.
And Pride is what led AJ Styles to stray from his wife’s bed and into Christy’s.
AJ is a very proud man.
He prides himself on being a great athlete.
As well as being an all around good guy.
That’s why losing the WCTNA World Championship ate away at him.
He hasn’t been the same since he lost the most important thing in the world to him.
Suddenly proud, powerful AJ didn’t seem so powerful anymore.
He was a man who was aching.
His pride had been hurt.
How could he go home to his wife and kids and call himself a man?
So AJ Styles turned to his good friend Christy Hemme.
And AJ did the one thing that could make him feel like a man again.
Or rather, AJ did the one woman that could make him feel like a man again.
AJ, I hope your proud of yourself now.
Because you make me sick!
Not because you cheated.
Because honestly, who hasn’t done that?
AJ, you make me sick because, even with all your pride…
You’re still not man enough to admit to what you did.
You’d rather wallow in denial.
Pretend it didn’t happen.
Because deep down, you don’t feel like a man, do you?
No AJ, you’re not a man.
You’re a scared little boy, whose about to be beaten by his daddy.
AJ.
Christy.
I think you should both ask yourselves this question.
Whose your daddy?
Heh heh heh.
Raven continues to laugh as we fade out.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 9, 2011 20:27:37 GMT -5
*Sees London Brawling retained as well; wipes brow* Phew! Glad something finally went according to plan around here! Yeah. It was close, but you guys earned that win.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2011 20:30:06 GMT -5
Thanks Hayden.
*reads promo*
Yes, I'm very happy with this one. I'm hopeful now.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 9, 2011 20:31:15 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
JB: And his opponent, from The Bowery, weighing 245 pounds, Raven!
Tenay: This match is certainly highly charged. West: Yeah, since AJ got caught out screwing around. Tenay: You have proof of that? West: Raven said it happened. Tenay: And AJ and Christy say it didn't. And I'd like to believe in the prinicpal of innocent until proven guilty.
AJ Styles v Raven 4 votes 15 minutes
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