Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 23, 2011 14:35:48 GMT -5
Well, well, well, Ernest Goes To WarGames is just a few days away. At WarGames, I, along with my fellow members of Team Jackson AKA Very Naturally Grave People AKA Guys Who Are Stylin' and Profilin' AKA Kings of the Cage (sorry, Cageking, but I couldn't come up with a better name than that) AKA Guys Who Are Hip To Be Square AKA The Lords of the Machine AKA the Coalition Against the Pantheon (CAP), will be more than happy to deal a HUGE setback to the Pantheon's little takeover plans.
Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone, now that you two know how dangerous I am in the ring, you will do well to be on top of your game, because while your tag title reign enters its final days, I'll be dishing out the Gus Richlen Patented Blend Of Xtreme Punishment (A Registered Trademark of Xtreme Industries, Machine Shop Division) inside the WarGames cage. I haven't picked a tag partner yet, but believe me when I say that my teammates will be first for consideration to end your little reign of terror.
Evil M, you consider yourself a "Champion of Honor," yet your actions towards Sparks and Johnathan Michaels have proven that you, sir, are lightyears far from being honorable. And aligning youself with Lodi and his gang only proves my point. It will not end well for you, you can be rest assured of that.
Colt, Colt, Colt, are you worried yet about what Gus Richlen and Team Jackson is capable of? You should be. Just because you're a former World Champion does not mean I will show you the slightest bit of mercy. You have made the mistake of allying yourself with Lodi, and Lodi's Judgement Day is coming swift upon his head. Yours will not be far off, as it will befall you and your teammates at WarGames.
And that leads me to Descent.
You think that you will break me by kidnapping the closest friend I have ever had in my life? Buddyboy, you have no idea what consequences are in store for you. You and the other members of your team are going to find out that Gus Richlen is the Unbreakable One.
And at WarGames, I am more than willing to bleed, more than willing to be scarred, more than willing to be shredded. Because when all is said and done at WarGames, it will be Team Jackson that brings down upon Lodi's Flock its Final Judgement.
Quoth the Machine, that...
is a promise.
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Post by hossfan on Feb 23, 2011 14:38:17 GMT -5
Once agin, Ah git screwed by WWCF. Ah miss out on both Pay Per View check and chance to be number one contender fer one of de belts on account of stoopid shenanigans. Dis time it because Evil M interfere in mah match with Sparks. Dat couyon cost me big, but Boss Drakin don't care. For true, Ah see as reward M ain't got to defend his Champion of Honor belt next week, and now he in big Wargames match. Dat mean if his side win Evil M git to compete in Thunderdome match for de Heavyweight Title! (*spits on ground in disgust*) Ah tired of all de cliques and backdoor dealins dat go on here! It time fer Caleb Fourchon to find job dat pays. Boss Drakin, consider dis mah two week notice!
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Post by General Adam on Feb 23, 2011 16:21:03 GMT -5
*The General is holding the wind up monkey. The wind up monkey the starts to bang his cymbals.*
Wind up Monkey:Assuming direct control.
We are the General of the Monkey Army. We will win the WWCF Hardcore championship and we will become the destiny of the WWCF and we will celebrate by going to Taco Bell and getting tacos.
Wind up Monkey: I didn't tell you to say that.
But we like tacos.
Wind up Monkey: Some of his brain must not be under my control. Anyway let's go General.
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Post by Square on Feb 23, 2011 19:54:57 GMT -5
Colt, look at the men you are taking into that cage with you. 3 of them have never stepped foot inside that demonic structure before, and one of them is Evil M who you know you can't trust.
But worse of all Colt, worse of all your going in there with me. Because you should know more than anyone in this world the allure that the World Heavyweight championship, and you better know that I will stop at NOTHING and stoop to any level to have that belt finally on my shoulder.
I will lead my team to victory, not because it is my destiny. Nor it is fate, but because I am God's Gift to Wrestling, The Non American Hero, The Judge, Jury and Executioner and I am the next World Heavyweight champion.
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Post by Jazzman on Feb 24, 2011 0:15:45 GMT -5
So that's the way it's gonna be huh? Stryker I get that it was your match, your moment to make a move against them, but I came to help and you shot the messenger.
But I get it now, everyone is so focused on getting even with them, they forget who actually has a reason to take The Pantheon down. This is a battle you can take on your own as much as we like to think it is. Not one man can topple a group on their own. This is going to be a team effort and if I have to be the odd man out, like at War Games, so be it.
I know where my support lies on that day, and it isn't in a way that will divide the locker room, this is a moment of solidarity, no one man is bigger than the company.
As for what's next, I don't really know. Could try to get some revenge right away, could try to get the world title back, could try alot of things, but one thing is certain, whatever I do, I'll be leaving you fans wanting to see more.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 24, 2011 13:38:15 GMT -5
Johnny-Boy? You There Johnny? 'S Me.....yer ole pal......Mad Pirate Mulligan! So.....you saw me talkin' to my bossman
He told me to make sure you don't walk outta Ernest Goes to Wargames...period. He told me to break every bone in yer body pretty boy. He said he'd pay EXTRA for every rib of yours I snap like a damn twig......DOUBLE if you cough up blood.
*Smiles*
You don't wanna know what he offered to pay if I actually win......
Yeah, JoNo......think about that for a moment......I honestly don't give a damn if I win or lose, I've GOT my title shot in the bag, my boss just wants me to HURT you. You're just a stepping stone Johnny mah boy, a little Sideshow attraction getting by because you're Shtupping Big Boss Hideo's little Cherry Blossom....
By the by.....Did he ever heal, or does poor widdle Sara and her lapdog JoNo have to feed him his sushi through a straw?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 24, 2011 14:13:33 GMT -5
Johnny-Boy? You There Johnny? 'S Me.....yer ole pal......Mad Pirate Mulligan! So.....you saw me talkin' to my bossman
He told me to make sure you don't walk outta Ernest Goes to Wargames...period. He told me to break every bone in yer body pretty boy. He said he'd pay EXTRA for every rib of yours I snap like a damn twig......DOUBLE if you cough up blood.
*Smiles*
You don't wanna know what he offered to pay if I actually win......
Yeah, JoNo......think about that for a moment......I honestly don't give a damn if I win or lose, I've GOT my title shot in the bag, my boss just wants me to HURT you. You're just a stepping stone Johnny mah boy, a little Sideshow attraction getting by because you're Shtupping Big Boss Hideo's little Cherry Blossom....
By the by.....Did he ever heal, or does poor widdle Sara and her lapdog JoNo have to feed him his sushi through a straw? Dude, do you actually think that you're the only one who's going into this match to injure their opponent?
I am going to absolutely destroy you this Monday and as for your "boss", if he wants a war, he's got one.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 24, 2011 14:25:25 GMT -5
I'm not the first.....nor will I be the last. I've got nothing to lose JoNo, Nothing holding me back! I've got the MADNESS! COURSING! THROUGH! MY! VEINS!
You've never tangled with a Mad Pirate before have you? Imagine a creature not bound by your illusions of "decency" of "mercy" a man willing to beat you within an inch of your life.....only keeping you alive just to prolong your suffering. I'll make sure my boss gets his money's worth come Sunday. I'll even give my crew the night off.....so they won't be burdened by having to carry your carcass backstage. They can sit at home, sipping Aquavit and cheering me on.
You have 5 days JoNo......Kiss Sara goodbye.....tell her you love her.....enjoy your last solid meal for a while.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2011 15:08:05 GMT -5
Finally, the silence shall be broken! Your Champion of Honor is back at one hundred and fifty percent and ready to take on the world!
Jono, buddy old pal, how'd you like my little surprise on Monday? I know it seems kind of strange, someone with my standards of honor, being associated with the lawless likes of the Pantheon. But when Lodi invited me to be on his team, how could I refuse? World title opportunities are few and far between. And when my team wins this match, I'll be one step closer to the World Championship.
As for you Jono, I see you've made friends with my next challenger, Mad Pirate Mulligan. Normally, I wouldn't root for you, but in this case, I hope you do some damage. Not that I need the advantage or anything, but any extra "help" I get along the way is always welcomed.
But keep your eyes open, pal. Because you never know what other surprises I might have in store for you. Because if you thought Monday was bad....
You haven't seen anything yet.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 24, 2011 15:20:51 GMT -5
I'm not the first.....nor will I be the last. I've got nothing to lose JoNo, Nothing holding me back! I've got the MADNESS! COURSING! THROUGH! MY! VEINS!
You've never tangled with a Mad Pirate before have you? Imagine a creature not bound by your illusions of "decency" of "mercy" a man willing to beat you within an inch of your life.....only keeping you alive just to prolong your suffering. I'll make sure my boss gets his money's worth come Sunday. I'll even give my crew the night off.....so they won't be burdened by having to carry your carcass backstage. They can sit at home, sipping Aquavit and cheering me on.
You have 5 days JoNo......Kiss Sara goodbye.....tell her you love her.....enjoy your last solid meal for a while. Seriously, Mulligan, you can't scare me, I have nothing left to lose, I haven't seen Sara in months, all my partners have betrayed me, the only thing I have left is inflicting pain, and all you are is next.
And, M, you're not even worth a response.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Feb 24, 2011 15:36:39 GMT -5
Lodi, your band of idiots cost me the championship, but I'm not going to complain about it, I'm going to be the better man and let my actions speak louder than words. Come sunday, every single one of you will be well and truly Flocked.
And you can take THAT... to the Grave.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 24, 2011 15:55:53 GMT -5
I'm not the first.....nor will I be the last. I've got nothing to lose JoNo, Nothing holding me back! I've got the MADNESS! COURSING! THROUGH! MY! VEINS!
You've never tangled with a Mad Pirate before have you? Imagine a creature not bound by your illusions of "decency" of "mercy" a man willing to beat you within an inch of your life.....only keeping you alive just to prolong your suffering. I'll make sure my boss gets his money's worth come Sunday. I'll even give my crew the night off.....so they won't be burdened by having to carry your carcass backstage. They can sit at home, sipping Aquavit and cheering me on.
You have 5 days JoNo......Kiss Sara goodbye.....tell her you love her.....enjoy your last solid meal for a while. Seriously, Mulligan, you can't scare me, I have nothing left to lose, I haven't seen Sara in months, all my partners have betrayed me, the only thing I have left is inflicting pain, and all you are is next.
And, M, you're not even worth a response. JoNo.....What happened to you man? You used to be FUN! You went from Top of the world to what?......A schlub wasting his time with a damn pirate?
Time was that you wouldn't even gimme the time of day, and now......just because I bump into and razz you a bit after a bad match you wanna tussle.
Now either I've suddenly gotten alot better at my game...or you've sunk down to my level....and i'll let you in on a little secret.....I'm still the Prophet of Madness, Still the Commissioner of Fun.....just in a hat and Eyepatch.
Are you Still JoNo? Under all that sadness and gloom are you still the same man that won the Hardcore, Inter-Forum, and Championship of Honor?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 24, 2011 16:27:44 GMT -5
Seriously, Mulligan, you can't scare me, I have nothing left to lose, I haven't seen Sara in months, all my partners have betrayed me, the only thing I have left is inflicting pain, and all you are is next.
And, M, you're not even worth a response. JoNo.....What happened to you man? You used to be FUN! You went from Top of the world to what?......A schlub wasting his time with a damn pirate?
Time was that you wouldn't even gimme the time of day, and now......just because I bump into and razz you a bit after a bad match you wanna tussle.
Now either I've suddenly gotten alot better at my game...or you've sunk down to my level....and i'll let you in on a little secret.....I'm still the Prophet of Madness, Still the Commissioner of Fun.....just in a hat and Eyepatch.
Are you Still JoNo? Under all that sadness and gloom are you still the same man that won the Hardcore, Inter-Forum, and Championship of Honor?
You wanna know who I am?
I'm the guy who's right behind you. Jonathan tackles Mulligan to the ground and punches him repeatedly, Boiler Room Brawler runs up and pulls Michaels away. YOU WANNA TALK?
YOU WANNA TALK, YOU PIECE OF TRASH?Brawler drags Michaels away.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 24, 2011 16:38:04 GMT -5
Lodi, your band of idiots cost me the championship, but I'm not going to complain about it, I'm going to be the better man and let my actions speak louder than words. Come sunday, every single one of you will be well and truly Flocked. And you can take THAT... to the Grave. Seth: I saw your match.............impressive indeed, I actually might consider giving you a rematch.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Feb 24, 2011 16:47:48 GMT -5
JoNo.....What happened to you man? You used to be FUN! You went from Top of the world to what?......A schlub wasting his time with a damn pirate?
Time was that you wouldn't even gimme the time of day, and now......just because I bump into and razz you a bit after a bad match you wanna tussle.
Now either I've suddenly gotten alot better at my game...or you've sunk down to my level....and i'll let you in on a little secret.....I'm still the Prophet of Madness, Still the Commissioner of Fun.....just in a hat and Eyepatch.
Are you Still JoNo? Under all that sadness and gloom are you still the same man that won the Hardcore, Inter-Forum, and Championship of Honor?
You wanna know who I am?
I'm the guy who's right behind you. Jonathan tackles Mulligan to the ground and punches him repeatedly, Boiler Room Brawler runs up and pulls Michaels away. YOU WANNA TALK?
YOU WANNA TALK, YOU PIECE OF TRASH?Brawler drags Michaels away. *Slowly gets up.....wipes a trickle of blood from his lip and chuckles softly*
Glad to have you back JoNo.....
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Post by lodirulz on Feb 24, 2011 16:51:02 GMT -5
Lodi, your band of idiots cost me the championship, but I'm not going to complain about it, I'm going to be the better man and let my actions speak louder than words. Come sunday, every single one of you will be well and truly Flocked. And you can take THAT... to the Grave. Is that supposed to be intimidating? Have you walked a mile in my shoes? Hit the bricks kid. Or else the only grave you'll be near is six feet under. So it is written. So it shall come to pass. Kid, you just woke the beast. My flock will torture you. Because: LodiRulz.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 24, 2011 17:15:19 GMT -5
You wanna know who I am?
I'm the guy who's right behind you. Jonathan tackles Mulligan to the ground and punches him repeatedly, Boiler Room Brawler runs up and pulls Michaels away. YOU WANNA TALK?
YOU WANNA TALK, YOU PIECE OF TRASH?Brawler drags Michaels away. *Slowly gets up.....wipes a trickle of blood from his lip and chuckles softly*
Glad to have you back JoNo.....OOC I can't get the last word to save my life.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Feb 24, 2011 17:26:39 GMT -5
Lodi, your band of idiots cost me the championship, but I'm not going to complain about it, I'm going to be the better man and let my actions speak louder than words. Come sunday, every single one of you will be well and truly Flocked. And you can take THAT... to the Grave. Is that supposed to be intimidating? Have you walked a mile in my shoes? Hit the bricks kid. Or else the only grave you'll be near is six feet under. So it is written. So it shall come to pass. Kid, you just woke the beast. My flock will torture you. Because: LodiRulz.You're right Lodi, I will soon be near a grave, but it won't be me that's 6 feet under. The inscription on that headstone will read "Lodi". I'm going to bury you like Triple H buries the entire midcard of WWE. That's not supposed to be intimidating, that's fair warning of what WILL happen. Lodi, I'm going to shoot down your flock one by one, and then you will fall victim to a Natural Disaster. And you can take THAT ...to the Grave.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 24, 2011 19:43:57 GMT -5
Ah, Team Jackson. Since it seems all the rage right now to run down the other team's roster and dis everybody on it, I'll just succumb to peer pressure and do the same thing.
The most accomplished guy on Team Jackson is one Little Naitch. That ought to tell you something right there about the team as a whole, because Team Lodi--or Lodi's Flock, if you weeel--
*The last part said in a Dusty Rhodes voice*
--has got both of the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, a former World Heavyweight Champion in Colt, the reigning Champion of Honor, and a big monster named Descent who's been looking unstoppable lately! But I'm giving my opinions on these scrubs one by one, so let's talk about Naitch right now.
Naitch, you said you were gonna break my leg, and I'm inviting you to try. But you'll fail, just like you did the last time we faced one another, and then I'll have to do something to you in order to send a message. What should I do, hmm? I could break your fingers and arm like I did to Hideo Nakatomi. Or maybe I'll keep you locked in my Dragon Sleeper so long that your blood-starved brain suffers irreversible damage, not that anybody around here would be likely to notice the difference. Or maybe I'll gouge your eyes out of your skull. Or maybe I'll just smash your face into that cage wall and scrape it along from one end to the other, disfiguring you forever. You know that old story about Vader tearing off Cactus Jack's ear, Naitch? That was in a regular ring. Just imagine what I can do with a CAGE.
Next we come to Square. Square, one half of the last team to challenge Blood & Stone. Square, the last guy to get pinned by Blood & Stone after biting off more than he could chew. Next!
Jeremy Grave. In the immortal words of Eddie Vedder, it seems like Jeremy's been smokin' grass again after hearing him talk! What have you done here, Jeremy? You've only beaten one guy, and more on him in a second, but ONE GUY, Jeremy! You can talk about the name of Stone's finisher and how I talk too much about being a champion all you like, but there's a big difference between you and us, Jeremy. We are champions. We are winners. You are a nobody. You are a loser! Except when you face Cageking.
Speaking of Cageking, the only champion in the bunch, I stepped into the ring with this guy back when he was calling himself Blackout, back in the first match Blood & Stone ever wrestled. It was against him and TTS, and it ended as every tag team match involving Blood & Stone has: we destroyed those guys and got the one two three. So I know that we can take this guy, but what's that you say? You say that he's gotten better? Meh, I haven't been impressed. He won his title from THE SAM the first time, and then later beat Jonathan Michaels. Now, I'll give credit where it's due: Jonathan Michaels is slightly tougher than The Sam. But only slightly. And recently you lost to this Grave guy, Cageking? You'll have to excuse me if we're not quaking in our boots over here!
Which brings us back to Richlen. Gus, you say that any of your teammates would make a fine tag team partner to help you take the WWCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS from their rightful holders, Ryan Blood and Johnny Stone. To which I say: "Dude, have you LOOKED at this poor pathetic pack of posers?" Just speaking from personal experience, three of these guys are prior victims of Blood & Stone, and one of them is a rookie who just can't seem to put together a winning streak!
But I'm getting ahead of myself; we should be talking about the War Games match.
Okay Richlen, you got lucky against me, so you're probably feeling cocky. By all means, feel cocky, for all the good it'll do you. You're on a team with four other guys who've proven that they just...can't...GET THE JOB DONE! And by the end of the night, you'll be exposed as fitting right in on that team, after you choke. Colt just beat DR Jackson. Nobody has been able to take Blood & Stone's titles in four months. Nobody's been able to take Evil M's title in EIGHT months! And the last time you were in the ring with Descent, he pinned your ass for the three count.
Team Jackson: you'll need a friggin' Infinite Improbability Drive for your team to win this. And you can take that to a promise where your soul is raging or whatever your catchphrase is.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Feb 24, 2011 19:57:45 GMT -5
Finally, the silence shall be broken! Your Champion of Honor is back at one hundred and fifty percent and ready to take on the world!
Jono, buddy old pal, how'd you like my little surprise on Monday? I know it seems kind of strange, someone with my standards of honor, being associated with the lawless likes of the Pantheon. But when Lodi invited me to be on his team, how could I refuse? World title opportunities are few and far between. And when my team wins this match, I'll be one step closer to the World Championship.
As for you Jono, I see you've made friends with my next challenger, Mad Pirate Mulligan. Normally, I wouldn't root for you, but in this case, I hope you do some damage. Not that I need the advantage or anything, but any extra "help" I get along the way is always welcomed.
But keep your eyes open, pal. Because you never know what other surprises I might have in store for you. Because if you thought Monday was bad....
You haven't seen anything yet. It's strange to me too after we spent all that time at each other's throats, M, but the past is the past. I can't deny your skill, man. You even had Jono begging you to tag with him even though he hated your guts. Unless you're planning to turn on us like you did on him for some reason, I don't think Lodi could've made a better pick!
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