Post by thesam07 on Dec 23, 2010 22:13:43 GMT -5
Hello Everyone.
First off, Happy Holidays from The ‘Crap Mods! How are you? How is little Kyle/Kayla/Kaitlyn/Kaia/Kurt/Katrina/Zack? Boy what a year it’s been for us. And we can’t wait to tell you all about it. Our Family is stronger than ever.
First off, Cantus Fraggle travelled back to 1955 and helped his parents get together and he beat up Biff. Dorf wrote the great American novel. “Cooking Etiquette for Dogs vol 4” was a commercial and artist success for him. Jackrabbit Slim became a robot and has gone on many hilarious and wacky adventures. Latino Meat finally came out and revealed that he is actually 2 midgets in a trench coat. It was hard but we have learned to accept his lifestyle. Wolfpack got a new job, she now protects us from the imminent and realistic danger of Mecha Godzilla, We are sooo proud of her. DiG killed a Bear with his bare hands. Schlapowitz got his Astronaut license, and is now living his child hood dream of drinking lots of Tang in Tampa Florida. Bradley married a mermaid named Sheryl, she is a lovely fishlady and yes, they are expecting their first ¾ child/ ¼ fish next April. Woody, unfortunately, is still suffering shell shock from the Cola Wars and is now in a medically endused coma. Kash Flagg got “drunk as hell” and drove a school bus onto Joe Pesci's lawn and did some burnouts. Lildude fought over 100 ninjas using his sweet moves, we are very thankful. H-Mark wrote and starred in his own sitcom called “Hey! What’s That Thing?”…it didn’t make it past the pilot…Tyfo owns a chain of laundromats in Downtown Newark, and he is allowed all the soda he wants. Spike and Agador were arrested for insurance fraud scams and loitering and are now considered "Monsters" in the accountants circle. Room Temperature was captured by an Albanian rebel group who are now demanding $5,000,000 for his release. Milo Duck....well, he’s still just a duck…so yeah. It turned out Mysterydiver’s great uncle was the king of Nigeria and will be receiving his fortune after he wires through a transit fee along with his credit card details. Ric is now point guard for the Nworleens Hornets, he has stated his $4,000,000 salary is “most adequate”. Deadpool has been doing a lot this year, and I mean a lot. Some would say he has done too much but, c’mon, as former WCW president Eric Bichoff said “if it ain’t broke, why fix it?”. MGH has started a jazz-blues ensemble called “Aristotle Ford Pinto” they play down at O'Reilly's every Thursday night and live off free frescas. Rista has Micheal J Fox locked up in her basement, and keeps forcing him to say quotes from “Spin City”. Radio Clash was granted super powers, he can control anyone named Wesley Snipes with his mind. eJm cured cancer and aids in a delicious new formula, but has refused to release it to the market because “he’s kindof busy, plus it might snow tomorrow, so whatever.”. Joker was elected class president, an accomplshment most impressive considering he graduated like 5 years ago. Amsirak goes to bars on the weekend and picks fights with the toughest, roughest son of a bitches she can find because “glassing f****** makes me feel alive”. Sudden Rush graduated clown college with a masters in seltzer. Mprox666 is in the Guiness Book of Records for “throwing Tonia Harding further than anyone else” (78.3 metres). Insomniac invented a time machine and used it to travel to this area & time just so he could write INSOMNIAC RULEZ BITCHES! 6969 LOLOLOL!1! The Wraith is suing Tony Danza for the third degree burns he received from using “Tony Danza Shampoo”, He isn’t expected to win. Tancred continues to suffer nightmares were he is falling. Vertigo made a very tasty steak sandwhich yesterday…very tasty. Toom E Guci and a group of investors now own The Sun which will be renamed “The Blockbuster, now you don’t have to choose, Sun”. Cornfed has started an MMA circuit exclusively for babies. Madison Carter discovered a unicorn, he said it tasted gamey. And I, The Sam, continue to shovel coal into the furnace which powers this very thread. My work is endless and painful, but hopefully all those Simpsons threads were worth it.
Anyway, hope your doing well. We must catch up soon.
From The ‘Crap Mods.
p.s. our dog Sunny, passed away this year, due to being “too awesome”.
He will be missed.
