Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 19, 2010 12:18:27 GMT -5
If we lose the polar ice cap on the North Pole, won't that sink Santa's Village to the bottom of the sea?
What the hell are we going to do? There is no way in hell I want insurance to pay for that crap. That's what he gets for building on ice. He knew the risks! But then again, Santa and his elves drowning at the bottom of the Artic Ocean isn't really good for the Retail Sector of the Economy either.
But I still kinda feel bad for him. Think maybe Russia will donate an aircraft carrier to rebuild his village on? That seems like the right thing to do.
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Post by Predator McBroski on Dec 19, 2010 12:21:11 GMT -5
He could just move to Alaska or something, but he wouldn't be safe from the wrath of Sarah Palin.
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Post by Red Impact on Dec 19, 2010 13:18:36 GMT -5
Santa has a backup base on the Moon, which he goes to anytime someone goes to or looks at the North Pole.
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Post by Orange on Dec 19, 2010 13:20:01 GMT -5
He could just move to Alaska or something, but he wouldn't be safe from the wrath of Sarah Palin. LOL  I would say that Santa has probably bought extra space for other workshops, but considering the dude gets paid in cookies he's probably not that rich  |
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 19, 2010 13:42:11 GMT -5
Oh please.
Everyone knows that Santa actually lives in a castle in the clouds with a bunch of children representing various natiions around the world, giant toy reindeer, and Merlin.
And that he has to fight Lucifer's lacky Pitch every year.
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Bam Neeley
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Post by Bam Neeley on Dec 19, 2010 14:18:20 GMT -5
That's not a problem. In Finland Santa's workshop is known to be located on a mountain named Korvatunturi in Lapland.
I assume the North Pole place is just a side branch.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 19, 2010 14:58:38 GMT -5
No worries, there's this exit on the freeway I always pass between my hometown and where I live now called "Santas Village" that I figure is probably Santa's backup plan.
But, you know, Santa didn't always live in the North Pole. He used to live in Atlantis. So he's used to moving around.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Dec 19, 2010 15:26:51 GMT -5
Lets keep religious iconography out of this thread.
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Post by Cela on Dec 19, 2010 15:37:30 GMT -5
Damn Politics on the crap! hurrumph!
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Post by Throwback on Dec 19, 2010 15:47:40 GMT -5
He could just move to Alaska or something, but he wouldn't be safe from the wrath of Sarah Palin. Thing is, The Real Santa's village is already in Alaska I'm not joking. Google map this. Santa Claus House 101 St. Nicholas Dr. North Pole, Alaska 99705 Beware, it's not as magical as you may have imagined. But yes, they do build toys there, they do have reindeer and the guys name really is Santa Claus. www.santaclaushouse.com/visit.asp |
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Post by Glitch on Dec 19, 2010 16:40:56 GMT -5
Pfft. Everybody knows Santa is really from Hokkaido.(very cold and snowy part of japan.) Think about it, a man is somehow able to efficiently deliver presents all over the world and keep up with the latest technology that kids want. He's the red suited salaryman of the world.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 20, 2010 8:34:53 GMT -5
If Santa's Village gets destroyed, Mick Foley's gonna be pissed.
(If you've read his books, he loves to go to Santa's Village Theme Park for his birthday, in case this didn't make sense)
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Post by Predator McBroski on Dec 20, 2010 15:16:36 GMT -5
Oh please. Everyone knows that Santa actually lives in a castle in the clouds with a bunch of children representing various natiions around the world, giant toy reindeer, and Merlin. And that he has to fight Lucifer's lacky Pitch every year. I think I love you. |
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 20, 2010 15:18:40 GMT -5
Oh please. Everyone knows that Santa actually lives in a castle in the clouds with a bunch of children representing various natiions around the world, giant toy reindeer, and Merlin. And that he has to fight Lucifer's lacky Pitch every year. I think I love you. So what are you so afraid of? {Spoiler}Yes, I made a Partridge Family reference, what of it? |
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Post by darthalexander on Dec 20, 2010 16:25:23 GMT -5
If Santa has one iota of intelligence he would have moved somewhere nice a long time ago and just keep the North Pole address to fool the taxman. You know the government would want some of that action.
The other issue is what if Santa's like Mr Freeze and needs snow and ice to survive? We could be in trouble.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 20, 2010 16:28:00 GMT -5
If Santa has one iota of intelligence he would have moved somewhere nice a long time ago and just keep the North Pole address to fool the taxman. You know the government would want some of that action. The other issue is what if Santa's like Mr Freeze and needs snow and ice to survive? We could be in trouble. Allow him to break de ice....... |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2010 18:53:02 GMT -5
I thought Santa Claus live in china....
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Post by Throwback on Dec 20, 2010 19:00:20 GMT -5
I decided to check youtube for video of Santa's house in North Pole Alaska.
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Post by TripleMerc on Dec 20, 2010 19:34:00 GMT -5
He could just move to Alaska or something, but he wouldn't be safe from the wrath of Sarah Palin. LOL I would say that Santa has probably bought extra space for other workshops, but considering the dude gets paid in cookies he's probably not that rich Santa Claus, not rich? Ha! The dude has many avenues of revenue. It's just obvious. 1: Outsourcing the elves. They're basically his slaves. They program games, build toys, some of them even have management positions in major companies. Santa gets a cut for all the magical elves bring in. Not to mention, he can contract the elves out for construction jobs. 2: Advertising! The dude delivers toys WORLDWIDE, that's a HUGE source of advertising dollars. Maybe Marvel slips Santa a few dollars to throw a few extra comics under the tree this year, if you know what I'm saying. 3: Finally, Santa just doesn't allow people to use his likeness, you know. He gets paid royalties every time you see a Mall Santa, not to mention the lucrative deal he has with Coke, M&M's, etc. for using his image. To sum up, Santa's LOADED. |
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Post by jobber2thestars on Dec 20, 2010 20:38:13 GMT -5
I believe more in Santa Claus, than I do Global Warming.
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