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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 30, 2010 14:14:01 GMT -5
Yo momma is so corpulent, that if she were to use the Eastern hemisphere as a bed, she would roll over and crush the amount of land Alexander the Great had acquired.
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Glitch
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Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 30, 2010 14:27:18 GMT -5
Your mother is so widely rotund that she requires several miles of fabric to manufacture her belt.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 30, 2010 14:36:56 GMT -5
Your mother is so morbidly obese that she ate pi.
*sips tea*
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Dec 30, 2010 14:40:49 GMT -5
Your mother is such a floozy, she's taken more rides than the Ferris Wheel on the midway in the 1933 Chicago World's Fair!
*adjusts monocle*
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 30, 2010 14:52:41 GMT -5
Yo momma's computer still runs at 56k! Yeah, I went there.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 30, 2010 14:57:11 GMT -5
Your maternal figure is so staggeringly overweight that she makes spheres resemble circles in comparison.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 30, 2010 15:01:34 GMT -5
Your female parental unit is so obtuse that she clings to her belief that a quadratic equation is a polynomial equation of the first degree.
**nibbles on a crumpet while sipping his tea**
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Post by Joe Galt on Dec 30, 2010 15:05:57 GMT -5
Your mother is so morbidly obese that she thought that being glutenous would be beneficial to her daily dietary standards.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 30, 2010 15:10:31 GMT -5
Your mother is so ghastly wrought with obesity, upon puncturing her flesh one discovers that there is no blood, only processed cooking oil!
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Post by Widow's Peak on Dec 30, 2010 15:14:26 GMT -5
Your mother is so intellectually deficient, she once attempted to use Occam's Razor to remove unwanted follicles.
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Post by bibboid on Dec 30, 2010 15:15:04 GMT -5
Your mother is so endomorphic that when she sits around the house, the mass of her body actually exceeds that of the building itself.
*butters a scone*
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Post by Joe Galt on Dec 30, 2010 15:17:03 GMT -5
Your mother is so obstinate that she adamantly believed that the stratosphere did not have a lower boundary temperature of -76 degrees Fahrenheit (-60 C).
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Post by Cela on Dec 30, 2010 15:20:07 GMT -5
Your family matron is so obese when she wears her amarillo cloak passersby hold their hand up for the palanquin.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 30, 2010 15:23:40 GMT -5
Your matron is so obtuse she makes Newton's Law of Gravity look like Regge's Theory regarding analytic properties of scattering as a function of angular momentum.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 30, 2010 15:26:13 GMT -5
"SHE'S FAT!!!" What, he went to a highly educated university.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Dec 30, 2010 15:38:03 GMT -5
Your mother is so intellectually deficient, she once attempted to use Occam's Razor to remove unwanted follicles. Well played.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 30, 2010 15:50:40 GMT -5
Your families matriarch, with all due respect, has a rather irregular thirst for male suitors. So vast that if she were to swim in the nude while using the frog technique, she could easily be mistaken for the newly constructed Holland Tunnel.
*brushes off thy top hat*
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 30, 2010 15:50:47 GMT -5
Your mother is so obese, Columbus traveled for months on top her backside, believing that he could find a faster trade route to India.
Your mother is so ugly that the Scream painting by Edward Munch was a toned down depiction of an innocent bystander unlucky enough to see her in the nude.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 30, 2010 15:54:31 GMT -5
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Post by whitecrxsses on Dec 30, 2010 15:54:58 GMT -5
Your mother is so intellectually sub-par, she became involved in a hit-and-run incident with a stationary vehicle.
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