"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 30, 2010 16:16:05 GMT -5
If "x" is the number of times your mother has had sex and "y" is the men she has slept with, the sum of "x" is equal to "y" times "B" if "b" is the value of how many time she has slept with a guy (bjs included). The consolidated value of "B" has been determined by one night stands and favors rewarded in times of desperate measures or the occasional "I was bored".
"Y"=43 and "b"=8, what is "x"?
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 30, 2010 16:27:53 GMT -5
01011001011011110111010101110010001000000110110101101111011011010010000001101001011100110010000001100110011000010111010000101110 Wow, dude. That's crossing the line. I think you owe me - and everyone else here - an apology!
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 30, 2010 17:00:24 GMT -5
01011001011011110111010101110010001000000110110101101111011011010010000001101001011100110010000001100110011000010111010000101110 Wow, dude. That's crossing the line. I think you owe me - and everyone else here - an apology! I never apologize. I'm sorry, that's just the way I am.
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Post by bibboid on Dec 30, 2010 17:02:43 GMT -5
Your mother's personal hygene is so poor that even Mephitis mephitis would be repulsed by her malodorousness.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 30, 2010 17:16:33 GMT -5
Your mother is so ancient that paleontologists have found fossilized droppings from her that date back to the Pre-Cambrian era.
*Sips tea and adjusts monocle*
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Dec 30, 2010 17:17:54 GMT -5
01011001011011110111010101110010001000000110110101101111011011010010000001101001011100110010000001100110011000010111010000101110 Wow, dude. That's crossing the line. I think you owe me - and everyone else here - an apology! Well ol' bean, if he doesn't apologize to you, and you feel like the honor of your matriarch has been besmirched, might I suggest that you challenge him to a duel?
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 30, 2010 17:21:45 GMT -5
Your matron is so rotund that in fact Copernicus' Heliocentric theory meant everything in our solar system revolves around her, not the sun.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 30, 2010 17:42:34 GMT -5
Your maternal figure is so devoid of intellect that she thought that string theory means there's a possibility she can sow clothes from the fabric of space and time. *adjusts glasses.* HOYVIN-GLAVIN!
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Post by Joe Galt on Dec 30, 2010 18:19:21 GMT -5
Okay, I am breaking kayfabe. This has been some good stuff!
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Post by Joe Galt on Dec 30, 2010 18:26:36 GMT -5
Your alarmingly bulge of a mother is so imbecilic that she compresses herself into a folding sofa and watches prowrestling! What kind of a simpleton watches that abominable rubbish?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 30, 2010 19:23:41 GMT -5
Yo mama is so mephitic, even her excrement is exultant to gain a sabbatical from her intestinal tract.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Dec 30, 2010 21:01:17 GMT -5
Thy Mater is so lacking in academic enterprise that whence said parental figure parenthetically found herself incarcerated within a bustling commercial food enterprise, she did expire from a chronic lack of nourishment.
*Ashes cigar onto pet corgi*
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JerryArr: Hat!
Mephisto
That which does not kill me makes me stranger.
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on Dec 30, 2010 21:04:06 GMT -5
The female from which you were birthed is of dubious intelligence. Anecdotal evidence shows an incident wherein she appeared on the television quiz show, "Jeopardy!", and was unable to identify her own name.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 30, 2010 21:04:22 GMT -5
Your mother is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Dec 30, 2010 21:33:57 GMT -5
Your female parental unit is so lacking in intelligence, at one point in time it took her 5400 Seconds to watch 60 Minutes.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 30, 2010 21:42:53 GMT -5
Your mother is so severely lacking in intellect that when I told her that she lost her mind, she went out to look for it.
*adjusts monocle*
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Dec 30, 2010 21:56:26 GMT -5
Your mother is so fat that, uh, yeah, well, she's fat. Yeah.
*Adjust broken monocle*
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Post by dlg3000 on Dec 30, 2010 22:32:24 GMT -5
Your mother is so vertically challenged that I laughed when I saw her feet on her driver's license. I wasn't sure at first, but to my wondering eyes, there they were.
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Post by ani on Dec 30, 2010 23:04:59 GMT -5
Your mother is so rotund she best Diamond Jim Brady in a buffet!
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Dec 30, 2010 23:22:46 GMT -5
Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks triangle HBK is congruent to triangle HHH! *Raises Protractor!*
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