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Post by Citizen Grimm on Dec 28, 2010 3:38:51 GMT -5
There's always a Simpson's quote thread and another Futurama one just popped up, and I suddenly realized something. I have never seen a South Park quote thread (or if I have I forgot about it).
So then, you all know what to do. I'll get us started off:
Cartman: I guess you don't want to hear what he said about your mom? Craig: Nope! [slams the door shut] Cartman: [surprised] Goddammit. [knocks on door again. Craig answers again] Oh, I guess you don't want to hear what he had to say about your guinea pig? Craig: Said what?! What did he say about Stripe? Cartman: Nothing much, just that you stick it up your ass before you go to bed every night. Craig: That son of a bitch, I'll kill him!
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on Dec 28, 2010 3:47:02 GMT -5
come on guys....think about it...we could get enough to get a new SEGAAAAAAA DREAMMMCAAST!!!
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 28, 2010 4:15:40 GMT -5
Cartman: I'm like these aborted fetuses; I wasn't born yesterday.
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triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Dec 28, 2010 4:50:14 GMT -5
Towelie: Remember kids, whenever you go to a lake or a pool, always remember to bring a towel. Kids: Ok Towlie, we will. Towelie: So, you wanna get high? Kids: NO! Towelie: All right then,well, see ya! *quickly dashes off, never to be seen again*
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Dec 28, 2010 4:55:21 GMT -5
THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!!!
And since this is a wrestling based forum...
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 28, 2010 9:22:10 GMT -5
...this seems like it'd be one of my favorite topics ever, and I can't think of a single good one!
Maybe... well, I always enjoy his appearances, so...
Scott: Do you know why? Phillip: Cuz you're a dick? Scott: No, it's because I hate you! You think farting is so funny, but it isn't! Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy, and if I- Phillip: *fart* Scott: I hate you both! I've hated you ever since I can remember! I hate you, and I wish you both had cancer! Phillip: ...cancer?! Scott: Yes, cancer! In the head! Terrence: ...head cancer?
Terrence: Hey Scott, guess what? Scott: What? Terrence: *fart!* Scott: AH! I hate you more than ever, Terrence and Phillip! I absolutely abhor you both! ò_ó Phillip: ...what are you doing, Scott? Scott: I'm wishing cancer upon you. Phillip: CANCER?! Scott: That's right! I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind! Terrence: Ahh! Stop that! Phillip: Hey! Don't give me cancer!
Scott: Who damaged our beloved Canadian land?! Kyle: ...who's that? Doctor: That's Scott! He's a dick!
Oh, and one from a recent season...
Cartman: But ya know, we've all learned something, you guys. We can never persecute living beings and force them into hiding. It's wrong. Kyle: And you don't see any parallel between that and anything else in history? Cartman: Hmmm, nope. I have no idea what you're talking about Kyle.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 28, 2010 10:59:41 GMT -5
"Oh no, not Finwind (Finland)!!"
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 28, 2010 12:19:49 GMT -5
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DeathRay
Don Corleone
about to kick your head in... with a DON!!!
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Post by DeathRay on Dec 28, 2010 12:22:03 GMT -5
TIMMY!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 28, 2010 12:31:02 GMT -5
Chef's Dad: "I said, 'What do you want from us, monster?!', and he bent down and said, 'I-I need about tree-fitty.'"
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Dec 28, 2010 12:35:30 GMT -5
"Well say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the son of a bitch knows story structure."
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Y2M
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Y2M on Dec 28, 2010 13:15:23 GMT -5
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Dec 28, 2010 13:25:16 GMT -5
The one line I probably quote most from the entire show:
Mr. Garrison: You go to hell! You go to hell and you DIE!!
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 28, 2010 13:28:19 GMT -5
Did Cartman just poop treasure?
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Post by Cela on Dec 28, 2010 13:45:51 GMT -5
i-Ma-gi-naaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAATTTTTTIIIIIIOooooonnnnnnn
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 28, 2010 15:44:42 GMT -5
Poo Choo Train rollin' down its tracks With a POOO! CHOOO! all the way and back
Poo Choo Train is my favorite thing Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing
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Post by bubbles on Dec 28, 2010 16:18:30 GMT -5
Cartman: The rest of you go get the goods on Stan. His mom grounded him once for setting something on fire. Let's find out what that something was and then lie and say it was a puppy.
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Post by jlsmooth on Dec 28, 2010 18:55:54 GMT -5
"What are jewbots doing here?" "Lock in at the rec center always works"
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Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 28, 2010 19:01:58 GMT -5
Oh my god, it smells like ass out hyah!
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Dec 28, 2010 19:18:14 GMT -5
Sad, stupid Kevin.
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