Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 28, 2010 19:52:01 GMT -5
Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 28, 2010 20:58:34 GMT -5
STUPID BUTTHOLE GOD!!!
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Abadebe
Don Corleone
Man of the Hour
Posts: 1,467
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Post by Abadebe on Dec 28, 2010 21:29:09 GMT -5
"Is Kyle's dad...a dolphin?"
"He's a Jewish dolphin. He's a...Jewphin."
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Post by Cela on Dec 28, 2010 21:38:48 GMT -5
What didn't Diddy do?
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 28, 2010 21:50:43 GMT -5
Mr. Garrison: I had a dream last night that you were a real dick.
Mr. Slave: Really? Why would you dream that I was being an asshole?
Mr. Garrison: No, no I was the asshole.
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Doctor Of Style
King Koopa
Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
Posts: 12,104
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Dec 28, 2010 22:06:58 GMT -5
Poor people tend to live in clusters...
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ICBM
King Koopa
Didn't know we did status updates here now
Posts: 12,288
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Post by ICBM on Dec 28, 2010 22:19:38 GMT -5
Mayor: Ok ok, does anyone else have any questions?
Garrison: Um, can we get rid of all the Mixicans?
Mayor: no Mr. Garrison we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans
Garrison: Rats!
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Y2M
Dennis Stamp
Posts: 4,757
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Post by Y2M on Dec 28, 2010 22:48:14 GMT -5
Randy: What seems to be the officer problem?
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mattperiolat
King Koopa
Thank you, Brodie... for everything.
Posts: 11,403
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Post by mattperiolat on Dec 28, 2010 23:24:53 GMT -5
Fav. South Park moment of all time:
Stan: "We want our money back."
Ticket seller: "Why? Didn't you find the movie a deeply moving spiritual experience?"
Stan: "No, it's a snuff film. We want our money back."
Couldn't stop laughing for nearly 5 minutes because it is SO true.
Yes, I'm Catholic and I thought Passion of the Christ was torture porn. So there.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 29, 2010 0:29:17 GMT -5
My favorite South Park quote ever was from the episode where Chef dies.
Chef: I'm gonna make love to ya ASSHOLE
or
Chef: I'm gonna make love to THE CHILDREN
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mattperiolat
King Koopa
Thank you, Brodie... for everything.
Posts: 11,403
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Post by mattperiolat on Dec 29, 2010 1:31:11 GMT -5
Man, when I think about South Park... I don't know to be amused or horrified. A Woodland Critter Christmas (which I just watched for the first time) is a perfect example. I'm amused that the Disney critters end up being... well, what they are. But man... learning about abortions with a Christmas song playing in the background?
Yikes.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 29, 2010 1:32:55 GMT -5
This is just like when we got our money back for BASEketball!
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 29, 2010 2:09:08 GMT -5
"He's not getting better and he's not getting worse... it's almost as if his cancer is...tied."
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Dec 29, 2010 2:22:08 GMT -5
Cartman (sung as generic blues song):
I hate you guys
You guys are assholes
Especially Kenny
I hate him the most
Now let's all try one
I hate you guys
you know the words!
Especially Kenny
I hate him the most
Cartman: Mawwwwwmmm! Kitty's bein' a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: I know a kitty that's sleeping with Mommy tonight!
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
Posts: 38,913
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Post by fw91 on Dec 29, 2010 2:56:33 GMT -5
Chef where does shit come from?
Your Ass Children
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triplethreatmark
Grimlock
Party Fouler
I look exactly like this avatar in real life.
Posts: 14,074
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Post by triplethreatmark on Dec 29, 2010 3:10:33 GMT -5
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Post by Cela on Dec 29, 2010 3:54:20 GMT -5
I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.
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