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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Jan 3, 2011 21:11:39 GMT -5
Always wanted to do one of these for the GTA games, as all of them are pretty much a goldmine.
BJ Smith: "So remember, to succeed in life, you must eliminate everything in your path, in a blind rage."
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jan 3, 2011 21:15:56 GMT -5
"Welcome to the land of freedom bitches!"
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jan 3, 2011 21:16:08 GMT -5
I always liked the random paranoid black guy who would yell about Reptilians in GTA4.
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
Posts: 4,047
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Post by Bam Neeley on Jan 3, 2011 21:19:36 GMT -5
"Jack Howitzer... is Tim in Exploder: Evacuator Part II. From the heart of America to the jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's quest for peace."
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Jan 3, 2011 21:21:46 GMT -5
"Jack Howitzer... is Tim in Exploder: Evacuator Part II. From the heart of America to the jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's quest for peace." Tim: Hochi! Is that you? Hochi: TIM! I know you come! Just like old days, we kill everybody! |
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Post by shiranui on Jan 3, 2011 21:26:08 GMT -5
"In his own words, Reed Tucker is going to smash this desk into two half-desks. Take it away, Reed!"
"I have already visualized this desk in two half-desks... and now... I shall make it so. DRAGON STANCE. HI-YA-AAAAAAAAUUGHH! Oh, oh Lazlow, I think I hurt my hand, my pinky's all bent the wrong way..."
"Are you sane? Are you a sane caller?"
"ABSOLUTELY, LAZLOW! KILLER BEES!"
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jan 3, 2011 21:27:02 GMT -5
YOU WILL SEE PAIN IN YOUR FUTURE!
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Jan 3, 2011 21:40:11 GMT -5
Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war.
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Post by shiranui on Jan 3, 2011 21:40:51 GMT -5
Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Except maybe for an outbreak of plague, but that might be going too far in this case. |
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,305
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Post by agent817 on Jan 3, 2011 21:50:42 GMT -5
I still laugh when I hear Ricardo Diaz say "What kind of incompetent fool are you? FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! FOOL!"
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Jan 3, 2011 22:04:28 GMT -5
I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother.
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Post by bubbles on Jan 3, 2011 22:43:04 GMT -5
Man, you da main man. Anytime man, because you got cajones and all my friends, they got BIG cajones.
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Franchise
Hank Scorpio
No you didn't.
Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
Posts: 6,879
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Post by Franchise on Jan 3, 2011 23:18:52 GMT -5
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, we're a huge corporation.
Cock-a-doodle-doo, and we can't be stopped.
All of you protesters can go to hell.
It's time for Cluckin' Bell."
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Post by FrankGotch on Jan 3, 2011 23:53:52 GMT -5
Sonny: So Tommy, what was the big plan? You think I was gonna take the fake cash, save face, and walk away with my tail between my legs?
Tommy: No. I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you.
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Jan 4, 2011 1:24:10 GMT -5
JACK, THEY'VE GOT YOUR WIFE!
BUT I'M NOT MARRIED!
YOU ARE NOW... TO AMERICA!
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 4, 2011 1:35:45 GMT -5
"The Degenatron takes quarters and every Friday a strange, sweaty comes by to empty it!"
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 4, 2011 1:52:17 GMT -5
This is the last dance for Lance Vance!
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Jan 4, 2011 2:06:51 GMT -5
The Triads think they can mess with me, the Triads, with me! Drop by later and we’ll give them something to launder, their own bloodstained clothes!
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Jan 4, 2011 2:57:33 GMT -5
OG Loc: I'm the voice of the people, like Moses, only I keep it real!
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 4, 2011 3:15:20 GMT -5
"Kills lots of brain cells in a funny, happy way/
It's entirely legal, thanks to a loophole in the FDA!"
- Giggle Cream commercial
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