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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jan 4, 2011 21:53:29 GMT -5
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 4, 2011 22:25:48 GMT -5
I'm in tears laughing from his reaction to Rockbiter "Born to be Wild" scene. In fact, it's probably the only reason I'm watching this.
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 4, 2011 22:29:05 GMT -5
I really wish I forgot about this turd of a film, I have bad memories of it, am crying like the NC was at the start.
By the way, the janitor at the first part kinda looks like Chuck Palumbo.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 4, 2011 22:34:16 GMT -5
Depressing story: This was the first NS movie I saw. As a kid. My Dad showed it to me. I think my Dad hated me.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jan 4, 2011 22:35:36 GMT -5
Definitely one of the funniest reviews in a long time, and the ending was insane. I wonder how insane Ferngully 2's gonna make him next week? Hell, I reviewed that drek, I pity him.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 4, 2011 22:39:06 GMT -5
Okay, I have to a spit take after the ending. That was hilarious! I'M f***ING THE DVD! I'M f***ING THE DVD!
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 4, 2011 22:40:15 GMT -5
Okay, I have to a spit take after the ending. That was hilarious! I'M f***ING THE DVD! I'M f***ING THE DVD! It's weird he doesn't do more epic meltdowns like that, he's better at it than the AVGN.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jan 4, 2011 22:41:09 GMT -5
Okay, I have to a spit take after the ending. That was hilarious! I'M f***ING THE DVD! I'M f***ING THE DVD! It's weird he doesn't do more epic meltdowns like that, he's better at it than the AVGN. Which is why I wonder how he's gonna react with the next 3 sequels
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 4, 2011 22:43:58 GMT -5
Okay, I have to a spit take after the ending. That was hilarious! I'M f***ING THE DVD! I'M f***ING THE DVD! It's weird he doesn't do more epic meltdowns like that, he's better at it than the AVGN. {Spoiler}BAT CREDIT CARD!
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Jan 4, 2011 23:05:17 GMT -5
Jack Black looks like Johnny Curtis in this.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 4, 2011 23:08:34 GMT -5
Wait. Is the brunette of the Nasties Christie Carlson Romano?
If not, it looks like her.
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Post by celticjobber on Jan 5, 2011 0:35:12 GMT -5
I really liked the first 2 Neverending Story movies as a kid, but somehow I never knew they even made a part 3.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 5, 2011 1:17:32 GMT -5
Best reaction ever
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Post by the5thhorseman on Jan 5, 2011 1:37:58 GMT -5
I think the decline of effects is worse in this series than even the Ninja Turtles
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Jan 5, 2011 1:55:00 GMT -5
I think that might have just replaced The Room review as my all time favorite.
I actually had pop come out of my nose during the "Jumping the Shark" bit.
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mattperiolat
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Post by mattperiolat on Jan 5, 2011 3:51:50 GMT -5
Oh. My. God.
I knew this was bad, but... wow.
Ladies and gentlemen, when you say that George Lucas raped your childhood by making the Star Wars prequels, you're just complaining about what are, in your opinion, subpar versions of the stories YOU wanted told.
THIS is having your childhood raped. The original Never-Ending Story is still one of my all time favorite movies from when I was a kid. I admit the second was a let down. But this? Ugh.
I do think Doug went too far by raping the DVD, but everything else was just about pitch perfect.
Oh and useless information for you and yours, if you watched early 90s movies, the actress who played Bastian's stepsister was in Camp Nowhere too. That movie is actually not too bad if you don't mind schlock mixed with Christopher Lloyd. For some odd reason, I'm not aware of her acting at all after Neverending Story III. Can't imagine why.
And Doug? Beware... there is a Neverending Story IV out there.
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Magician under the moonlight
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Jan 5, 2011 16:29:43 GMT -5
Great Review! I'm actually glad that he acknowledge the sister making more wishes than Bastien and I also love his reaction to the Rock Bitter.
I cannot wait for "The Secret of Nihm 2". I mean the firsy one was his all time favourite movie. How is he going to react to the sequel?
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jan 5, 2011 16:33:48 GMT -5
Great Review! I'm actually glad that he acknowledge the sister making more wishes than Bastien and I also love his reaction to the Rock Bitter. I cannot wait for "The Secret of Nihm 2". I mean the firsy one was his all time favourite movie. How is he going to react to the sequel? Actually, his all time favorite movie is Brazil, but I believe Nimh is in his top 20.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2011 17:27:06 GMT -5
If this review is any indication on how the rest of the month is going to go, I think we're in for a real treat.
And I thought I knew the sister from somewhere. Honestly, I kind of love "Camp Nowhere".
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 5, 2011 17:31:36 GMT -5
It's Jack Black.
*slap*
What?
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