God Damn Batman appreciation

[Sir Woodrow]

twitter.com/God_Damn_Batman

One of the best on Twitter imo.

How do I get rid of my old Christmas tree? Drag it behind the Batmobile till it tells me where the bomb is. Wait, tree? I meant Two-Face.

What has four eyes but cannot see? Answer: A glasses-wearing Riddler after I beat him into a coma. Also would've accepted "Mississippi."

Jingle bells, Batman smells...the Joker didn't get away. He went to the Spinal Cord Injury Unit. Merry Christmas

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

It's even funnier if you read them in the Christian Bale Batman voice.

[Michael Coello]

A Bat Twitter?

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The best ones are where he talks about Robin, IMO.

[Mozenrath]

The Dick Clark one is so morbid, but I won't pretend I didn't laugh.

[Yami Daimao]

I follow him, his tweets always give me a good laugh.

["Twisted and Tormented" Ash]

Jan 7, 2011 17:15:02 GMT -5 Clash, Never a Meter Maid said:

It's even funnier if you read them in the Christian Bale Batman voice.

Oh goodness that's funny.

[Young Game]

[Mozenrath]

Jan 7, 2011 17:38:07 GMT -5 "Twisted and Tormented" Ash said:

Jan 7, 2011 17:15:02 GMT -5 Clash, Never a Meter Maid said:

It's even funnier if you read them in the Christian Bale Batman voice.

Oh goodness that's funny.

I do it in Diedrich Bader's voice, equally great.

["Twisted and Tormented" Ash]

Jan 7, 2011 17:53:39 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Jan 7, 2011 17:38:07 GMT -5 "Twisted and Tormented" Ash said:

Oh goodness that's funny.

I do it in Diedrich Bader's voice, equally great.

I imagine it in Adam West voice.

[Mozenrath]

Jan 7, 2011 17:55:00 GMT -5 "Twisted and Tormented" Ash said:

Jan 7, 2011 17:53:39 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I do it in Diedrich Bader's voice, equally great.

I imagine it in Adam West voice.

So many delicious choices.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

Can't mention this without its equivalent

twitter.com/jerksuperman

#f I was dating Green Lantern, I would have left him after seeing the trailer for his new movie too. (Call me, Scarlett.)

# The hero Gotham deserves but not the one it nee -- wha? Okay seriously, I still don't get it and I've watched it 13 times. I give up.

# Check this out, Bruce: it's called a mobile phone. It's like a Bat Signal you can use in the daytime. Oh, about 30 years. I know, right?

[Bub (BLM)]

Nothing will ever top the gold that was his Mothers Day tweet:

I hate Mother's Day. It's a fake holiday created by greeting card companies and people whose parents aren't murdered.

[Young Game]

Jan 7, 2011 18:17:23 GMT -5 Bub (BLM) said:

Nothing will ever top the gold that was his Mothers Day tweet:

I hate Mother's Day. It's a fake holiday created by greeting card companies and people whose parents aren't murdered.

"...weren't murdered."

[Bang Bang Bart]

I read it in 60s Batman Adam West voice. Complete with hamminess for effect.

[Demented]

I'll get you, God Damn Batman! *Shakes fist*

Until then...I'll giggle like a schoolgirl at your tweets.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

"In my darker moments I despair over the injustices I will never be able to stop. Greed. Hunger. Plague. The Jersey Shore."

I lol'd

[Bake Or Die]

Another one in similar fashion

twitter.com/DRUNKHULK