TheDieselTrain
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Jan 4, 2011 10:38:04 GMT -5
So I met this girl on a dating site yesterday and we talked and she gave me her number so eventually I called her we talked for a bit and then she asked if I really was the person whose profile she looked at because to her my voice doesnt match my appearance.
I dont sound like a "black" person whatever that means. So I said to her well sorry I actually went to school and graduated so sorry if I dont sound like the part. Maybe I should have said yo, boo, & honeydip alot more.
I'm not offended just easily amused because this is the second person who has said this to me. I dont sound and talk like a black guy.
Alrighty then!!!!!!
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 4, 2011 10:49:21 GMT -5
If you end up meeting her make sure you screw for with her brain for saying that by going dressed as Urkel
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2011 13:19:25 GMT -5
It's funny because I've been told that pretty much my whole life. I don't think I talk like a white guy, but I guess when people see someone as dark as me, they expect me to sound like Michael Clarke Duncan.
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Post by Joe Galt on Jan 4, 2011 13:26:30 GMT -5
I admire you guys for just being yourselves. If people don`t like it, then let them.
It`s funny that some of my white "friends" tell me that I act too white. Which is bizzare because I am white. I never understood anything like this. I believe in individuality. This is me, and I donnot play a character just to gain fake friends who donnot know the real me.
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Dirty Hazy
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Jan 4, 2011 13:29:46 GMT -5
Bang her and forget her,
Rinse and repeat as necessary.
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 4, 2011 13:50:14 GMT -5
That's always fun </sarcasm>
My (white) father used to tell me that I didn't act black enough. That always bothered the hell out of me.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2011 13:52:57 GMT -5
So I met this girl on a dating site yesterday and we talked and she gave me her number so eventually I called her we talked for a bit and then she asked if I really was the person whose profile she looked at because to her my voice doesnt match my appearance. I dont sound like a "black" person whatever that means. So I said to her well sorry I actually went to school and graduated so sorry if I dont sound like the part. Maybe I should have said yo, boo, & honeydip alot more. I'm not offended just easily amused because this is the second person who has said this to me. I dont sound and talk like a black guy. Alrighty then!!!!!! Maybe she was expecting you to sound like James Earl Jones. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2011 13:53:41 GMT -5
Wow! That's an odd one. You should call her back and use as much slang as possible just to see her reaction.
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 4, 2011 13:55:33 GMT -5
Wow! That's an odd one. You should call her back and use as much slang as possible just to see her reaction. And if you see her in person, dress just like Bubb Rubb. Raiders do-rag and all. |
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 4, 2011 13:59:22 GMT -5
Send Michael Hayes in your place.
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Post by Joe Galt on Jan 4, 2011 14:02:09 GMT -5
So I met this girl on a dating site yesterday and we talked and she gave me her number so eventually I called her we talked for a bit and then she asked if I really was the person whose profile she looked at because to her my voice doesnt match my appearance. I dont sound like a "black" person whatever that means. So I said to her well sorry I actually went to school and graduated so sorry if I dont sound like the part. Maybe I should have said yo, boo, & honeydip alot more. I'm not offended just easily amused because this is the second person who has said this to me. I dont sound and talk like a black guy. Alrighty then!!!!!! Maybe she was expecting you to sound like James Earl Jones. Or Low Ki... |
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Post by ani on Jan 4, 2011 14:33:06 GMT -5
If you end up meeting her make sure you screw for with her brain for saying that by going dressed as Urkel I highly endorse this idea. Bonus points if you go to a pizzeria and ask if they "got any cheese?" |
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 4, 2011 14:52:01 GMT -5
I have the opposite problem, I always get asked if I'm black. People are weird.
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Square
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Post by Square on Jan 4, 2011 14:53:06 GMT -5
Could be worse, apparantly I have the voice that sounds like a 50 year old radio host.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 4, 2011 14:56:37 GMT -5
I think I have been told this before also. Not often, but I can remember some chick saying that a long time ago. It didn't bother me though. I found humor in it.
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Post by Throwback on Jan 4, 2011 15:08:06 GMT -5
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 4, 2011 15:14:01 GMT -5
I kinda get the same problem, except it isn't a question of my race, it is a question of my country of origin, as my voice, as anyone here who has heard it can vouch, does not sound American. It sounds like I am from somewhere in Europe, more specifically from around the British Isles.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2011 15:22:10 GMT -5
He makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X. |
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Jan 4, 2011 16:41:33 GMT -5
Bruh...
I sound exactly how a black dude from the south would sound...
I wish i could talk like a white boy. Maybe i would do better in my job interview lol.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 4, 2011 17:10:53 GMT -5
*insert Michael Hayes reference here*
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