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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2011 2:30:14 GMT -5
Mind is blown
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 4, 2011 2:36:01 GMT -5
"The first thing I did when I got a dictionary was look up the word dictionary, and it said "you're an a**hole."" - Demetri Martin
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 4, 2011 2:39:54 GMT -5
"I bought a new phone, the first thing I did was press "re-dial". The phone had a nervous breakdown...."I don't have this information..." Steven Wright
"I typed in Google into Google, you know what came up? Everything" George Carlin
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Post by Cyno on Jan 4, 2011 2:48:02 GMT -5
Whoa. Totally meta, dude.
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Post by the5thhorseman on Jan 4, 2011 2:59:16 GMT -5
Dont you know Wikipedia isnt a credible source?
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Post by Bake Or Die on Jan 4, 2011 6:53:08 GMT -5
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 4, 2011 6:54:35 GMT -5
I looked up the definition of man in a dictionary, and it said "a miserable little pile of secrets."
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 4, 2011 7:01:27 GMT -5
I think my brain just exploded.
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 4, 2011 7:01:37 GMT -5
Did you know gullible is not in the dictionary?
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 4, 2011 7:16:24 GMT -5
So let me clarify this;
Man - soul = a miserable pile of secrets.
That's some Scott Steiner algebra right there.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 4, 2011 7:48:57 GMT -5
I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it. -Steven Wright
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Jan 4, 2011 9:13:54 GMT -5
Did you know gullible is not in the dictionary? My god, I'm on dictionary.com and it's not appearing!
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 4, 2011 20:32:04 GMT -5
I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it. -Steven Wright Homer - I don't get it. Lisa - the zebra didn't really do it. Zebra just happens to be at the end of the dictionary. Homer - I still don't get it. Lisa - it's a joke dad. Homer - oooooh, I get jokes. Hahahaha.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 4, 2011 20:37:15 GMT -5
I looked up the definition of man in a dictionary, and it said "a miserable little pile of secrets." *tosses wine/blood glass to the side, unexpectedly killing Cthulhu* But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU--oh.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 4, 2011 20:39:08 GMT -5
I looked up the definition of man in a dictionary, and it said "a miserable little pile of secrets." *tosses wine/blood glass to the side, unexpectedly killing Cthulhu* But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU--oh. *Throws Holy Water and whips mercilessly*
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 4, 2011 20:43:08 GMT -5
*tosses wine/blood glass to the side, unexpectedly killing Cthulhu* But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU--oh. *Throws Holy Water and whips mercilessly* *teleports* *subtle evil laugh* *reappears* *Hellfire* *teleports*
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jan 4, 2011 20:49:58 GMT -5
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jan 4, 2011 20:52:09 GMT -5
Did you know gullible is not in the dictionary? Of course it's not. How can it be in the dictionary when it's up on your ceiling.
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jagilki
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Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Jan 4, 2011 20:53:16 GMT -5
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 4, 2011 20:55:53 GMT -5
Wow, the same video from two different posters almost back-to-back.
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