Joel, this is going to turn into a snuff film, isn't it? Its a Frank Frazetta of Frank Zappa I'm thinking of having that tattooed on my face, dearest. Every shot in this looks like someone's last known photo. Its like having Joe Cocker as your bellhop. You know... there are certain flaws in this film. Do something! God! Next, on ESPN: full contact nightgown wrestling! Its the next chapter in the Taster's Choice saga. Yeah, here I go. Vroom! That's not how you wear your Depends, Torgo. He's the guy you used to know who works at Kinney's Shoes and won't leave you alone.