Jimmy
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Post by Jimmy on Jan 1, 2011 1:31:00 GMT -5
Santa's laughter mocks the poor.
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Post by Joe Galt on Jan 1, 2011 7:46:11 GMT -5
"Oh look an egg!...No, wait, it`s Donald Pleasence."
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 1, 2011 7:56:54 GMT -5
"Oh look an egg!...No, wait, it`s Donald Pleasence." My name is Pleasence and I am funky!
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Post by Joe Galt on Jan 1, 2011 7:59:29 GMT -5
"Oh look an egg!...No, wait, it`s Donald Pleasence." My name is Pleasence and I am funky! Donald Pleasence: "Comb the area, find him, and kill him!" "The only time you`ll ever hear Donald Pleasence say the word "comb"."
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Post by ani on Jan 1, 2011 10:07:06 GMT -5
"He studied at the royal academy of Dan Cortez."
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Jan 1, 2011 10:09:59 GMT -5
"my family or Torgo?"
"Manos: The Hands of Fate"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2011 10:15:13 GMT -5
(Crow T. Robot) "Hey, Mom's dress matches the wallpaper!"
(Tom Servo in "Posture Pals"; the teacher draws crowns on the chalkboard kids' heads) "For winning, their heads were set on fire!"
(Tom Servo as Steve Reeves in a Hercules movie) "I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open." (I swear he was a narcoleptic; he always looked tired or lying down somewhere.)
(Tom Servo as Lloyd Bridges in Rocketship X-M, channeling his character on TV's "Sea Quest"): "Soon, my lungs were aching for air!"
(The last two were running gags throughout the entire movie.)
(Tom Servo in same Hercules movie as a monster getting its horn ripped off my Herc): "Next time, change into something that doesn't have a horn!"
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Post by hossfan on Jan 1, 2011 10:55:14 GMT -5
This isn't Mad Max, its Sad Max. (Warrior of the Lost World) Any fruit to declare? (Warrior of the Lost World) Paint my muscle car prune color, please! (Hobgoblins) Did you know Nick went on to play... Pong in his underwear while drinking beer? (Hobgoblins) Can we pass a rule that says from now on films have to be made by film makers? (Future War) "Its Jon Claude Van Damme!" "Eh, he's more John Claude Gosh Darn." (Future War) I think I know I bright young talent hopped up on goof balls right now. (Catalina Caper) Meanwhile, in the dark impenetrable void, Jean Paul Sartre was a-moving and a-groovin. (Catalina Caper)
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 1, 2011 11:17:22 GMT -5
Woman in movie: "I like the color of your eyes."
Tom Servo: "The rest of you is hideous! Goodbye!"
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Kid in movie: "So, have you always been..."
Crow: "...a hopeless drunk?"
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Post by Joe Galt on Jan 1, 2011 12:16:53 GMT -5
From Devil Fish:
Doctor: I think fear killed him Crow: Wouldn't you be scared if I was your doctor???
Crow: You know, after this beer, we should really have a beer some time.
Mike:"Enjoy the softcore porn soundtrack "
Servo: "(as the devil fish) I’m a recovering alcoholic. I can’t eat that guy."
Some guy: "The only thing screwed up is your head." Sandra: "mumble...mumble...mumble" Mike and the robots look toward the direction of the mumbling: "HUH? What was that?"
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Jan 1, 2011 13:16:31 GMT -5
Gypsy: Hey check this out: they're steam cleaning the horses! (Hercules and the Captive Women).
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Post by ani on Jan 1, 2011 13:24:08 GMT -5
WE GOT PLAYBOYS!
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DramaGuyCJM
Dennis Stamp
Resident Broadway/theatre mark and CHIKARA mark, local PA branch
Posts: 4,223
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Jan 2, 2011 14:07:44 GMT -5
Hello Santa "Get the hell out of my shop!" Oh, hello boys and girls! "Smoking is good for you, ho ho ho."
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Post by Nasty Nate: The Giant Midget on Jan 2, 2011 16:02:02 GMT -5
Pod People:
Crow: (as Trumpy) Delicious kitty... oh, ouch... kitty is like a potato... so nice. Where do I start, it all looks so good. Little winged potatoes. Ouch! That's my snout... ouch, let go. This potato's got big ears, yes... it's like a whole buffet... oh, new potatoes, hmm...
Tommy: Do you know how to play, Trumpy? What do you know? Crow: (as Trumpy) Food. Eating. The theater.
oh also:
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 2, 2011 16:11:11 GMT -5
Astronaut guy: "I'd like to hang one on you."
Servo: "Ooh would you hang one on me?"
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Mike: "They really have to cooperate to kill each other."
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Evil guy: "There will be no quarter asked and none given." Crow: "Those are for the laundry."
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Astronaut guy: "Liara, you can't make someone love you. It can't be forced onto them."
Mike: "That's what the judge told me. "
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Servo: "He's just a Sharpei with a parted Afro and a pizza slicer."
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Servo: (as the Solarite monster) "I will just gently pat these rocks as a sign of protest."
~ The Phantom Planet
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 2, 2011 17:55:11 GMT -5
Joel-"Ha ha ha...ohhh, observational humor!" Crow- "God, I love Seinfeld!" -Cave Dwellers
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Post by ani on Jan 2, 2011 18:11:19 GMT -5
MY COOP! MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL COOP!
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DramaGuyCJM
Dennis Stamp
Resident Broadway/theatre mark and CHIKARA mark, local PA branch
Posts: 4,223
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Jan 2, 2011 22:11:52 GMT -5
*insert the entirety of the Mr. B. Natural short here*
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RI Richmark
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by RI Richmark on Jan 3, 2011 0:13:15 GMT -5
During one of those Commando Cody serials two thugs are blasting trains with a ray gun mounted on the back of their truck when Cody flies in to stop them. The thugs proceed to shoot at Cody with conventional pistols.
Servo: Why don't they just shoot him with the ray gun?
Joel: Because even criminals had a sense of fair play back in these old movies.
Eventually the thugs run out of ammo.
Thug 1: Run!
Thug 2: And leave the ray gun here?
Thug 1: What choice do we have?
Crow: Well, you could take the truck.
Servo: No, it's much better to run through the dessert on foot with no provisions. You can eat your gun.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 3, 2011 0:14:50 GMT -5
During one of those Commando Cody serials two thugs are blasting trains with a ray gun mounted on the back of their truck when Cody flies in to stop them. The thugs proceed to shoot at Cody with conventional pistols.Servo: Why don't they just shoot him with the ray gun? Joel: Because even criminals had a sense of fair play back in these old movies. Eventually the thugs run out of ammo.Thug 1: Run! Thug 2: And leave the ray gun here? Thug 1: What choice do we have? Crow: Well, you could take the truck. Servo: No, it's much better to run through the dessert on foot with no provisions. You can eat your gun. I was just watching that yesterday! Bravo!
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