The Friendship of John Cena & Yoshi Tatsu
Nov 23, 2010 0:24:27 GMT -5
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Nov 23, 2010 0:24:27 GMT -5
By NHisJericho
It was a warm summer morning, Yoshi Tatsu was running late for the plane he needed to board. He just KNEW that this Raw would be the Raw where he would finally get his big break. Right before he boarded the aircraft, he decided to stop to get an ice cream cone. Only there was none. Yoshi, dejectedly went on board just as Tyler Reks was getting off...the plane.
All flight, Yoshi thought of nothing but Ice Cream Cones. Ever since his protein drink mixer was destroyed, it was all he could afford. After landing at the next airport, he decided to stop at McDonald's to get a Sundae, but those vile Nexus members had gotten there first; Wade Barrett looking on in boredom and disgust as Darren Young and Justin Gabriel ate all the ice cream. Even Sheamus joined in eating all the apple pies.
Yoshi was distraght; it seemed as if he was never going to get an ice cream cone....until one John Cena happened to walk by. Cena had gotten the last DQ Ice Cream Cone and was happily enjoying it, until the top scoop fell upon his sneaker. At once, Yoshi rushed down and picked it up, joy filling his heart. Yoshi licked Cena's shoes clean before devouring half of the savory treat.
Weirded out, Cena could only utter..."Uh....thanks, friend....I uh...gotta go."
At once, Yoshi Tatsu forgot he even held melting ice cream in his hand, for he had finally found...a friend.
Soon the Nexus arrived backstage on Raw, circling around Yoshi Tatsu. Yoshi was not worried, John Cena was his friend, and he even told them so. As the Nexus attacked, Yoshi was sure his new friend Cena would come to save him...but alas, it was not to be.
Depressed, Yoshi Tatsu went back home to Japan to rethink his life and decided that he was worthless. After playing video games for a while, he came back and decided he was going to commit suicide by drinking an entire can of WD-40. Unfortunately, Tony Atlas had gotten there first. Saddened, Yoshi could do nothing but express his deepest desires to end his life. But then, he had an epiphany...
Yoshi would confront his "friend" the next week on Raw, but he had to make sure Cena would not be fired. He paid off R-Truth to try and sway Cena into having Barrett win, but it was to no avail.
Luckily, Barrett allowed Cena to have one last night on Raw. Yoshi mentally prepared for this confrontation all night. When the time finally came...when he was ready to face the man who claimed to be his friend, the man who sent him into a deep and dark depression...all he received was...
"Who the hell are you?"
Cena akwardly shook Yoshi's hand and made a B-Line out of the arena, Barrett mocking him behind his back. Yoshi thought of standing up to Barrett....but then he remembered how Cena was never there for him.
He would never eat Ice Cream again...
THE END.
Seriously, how much of a prick is Cena?
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The Friendship of John Cena & Yoshi Tatsu, Pt. 2 (A.K.A. the Epilogue)
by NHisJericho
Things were not gong well for Yoshi...he had returned, but the lack of ice cream as well as a friend really left emptiness in his heart. He was alone. Mark Henry tried to cheer him up by being his tag team partner for the night, but Yoshi didn't care. Heath Slater had just consumed 3 Frosties from Wendy's; he was spoilin' for a fight. And with Justin Gabriel there, Yoshi could think of no alternative outcome other than him getting his ass beat.
With a lack of fighting spirit, Yoshi Tatsu battled against the Nexus who had attacked him so long ago. Things were looking bleak...until a shining spotlight fell upon one man.
John Cena.
Cena had bought tickets, and in the front row no less. Yoshi became even more upset, this was the man who blew him off, who mentally scarred him away from ice cream altogether...but something was different. Cena was...jumping up and down...he was...cheering? Yes, he was cheering...cheering for Yoshi Tatsu.
He had finally been recognized and appreciated by the man who had at one point crushed his soul. With a tear in his eye, Yoshi would live to eat ice cream another day.
All was well.
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The Friendship of John Cena & Yoshi Tatsu Part 3: A Challenger Appears
by NHisJericho
Yoshi Tatsu was on Cloud 9; thanks to John Cena he and Mark Henry would finally get a shot at Nexus' WWE Tag Team Championships! The only problem was that The Usos and the team of Santino Marella & Kozlov were also going to be in the match. But Yoshi was not worried...he had John Cena AND the World's Strongest Man on his side.
Minutes before the match, Yoshi was giving Mark some tips on avoiding DDT's when John Cena walked by. Yoshi proceeded to ice cream his pants. Unfortunately Yoshi had ice creamed prematurely, for John Cena walked right passed him to go shake the hand of Mark Henry, thanking him for helping take out Nexus the week before. Yoshi cried a single tear...
Things proceeded to get even worse for Yoshi. John Cena spotted Vladimir Kozlov and rushed up to give the Russian a big old bear hug. Cena said he wanted to thank Kozlov the most because of how much intensity and passion he showed in the parking lot beat down.
He even invited Kozlov out for Ice Cream after the show. He hugged him again and wished him the best of luck before running away.
Yoshi Tatsu was crushed, but that motivated him even more. Now more than ever, he needed to impress his pal John Cena. Clearly he didn't do enough to earn his respect in the parking lot ambush. Mark and Yoshi then started for the Gorilla position as the Usos walked by with Tamina, talking excitedly about some mixed tag action with the Bellas after the show...though they couldn't figure out what exactly was going to happen.
Yoshi watched on a screen as the Usos silently made their way to the ring. The crowd was so dead that they didn't even notice John Cena run down the aisle and hide under the ring...but not before going in the ring and giving Kozlov a hug and Santino a high five.
The crowd was THAT dead.
Yoshi remained hopeful, for nothing Cena did hinted that he was rooting for any team in particular; to Yoshi, he still had a fighter's chance.
Soon Yoshi excitedly entered the ring and fought a valiant fight, showing his in ring prowess and excellent athleticism. Later in the match, he found himself the victim of an Uso double team; poor Yoshi needed to get the hot tag! This hot tag was the make or break point of not only his career, but his friendship with the man he admired...all he needed to do was to tag in Mark, and the world would be his.
All he needed to do was get that tag....
But he tripped. Over a bump.
A bump in the ring mat. A Bump which shouted OUCH and sounded suspiciously like John Cena. A Bump which made Yoshi just collapse in the most awkward way possible.
Heath Slater, having consumed too much sea salt from Wendy's new fries, put a hand out to add absolutely no impact to the fall whatsoever, but still went for the pin. Yoshi could have kicked out....but his fighting spirit, his soul, they were once again in shambles.
He had been pinned...and John Cena was the cause. He wasn't there to help Yoshi...he was there to make sure Yoshi lost! HE WAS THERE TO ENSURE THE VICTORY OF HIS NEW BEST FRIEND VLADIMIR KOZLOV!
And all because Vladimir shouted in excitement the week before...
In the back, Mark handed him an ice cream cone and told him that he tried his best...that that's all he could ask for in a partner. But Yoshi would have none of that. He threw down the Ice Cream in anger as Cena popped out from under the ring, distracting Gabriel long enough so that the Cobra would strike. Kozlov and Santino were victorious, and Yoshi....
Yoshi was pissed.
Yoshi wanted revenge.
It was a warm summer morning, Yoshi Tatsu was running late for the plane he needed to board. He just KNEW that this Raw would be the Raw where he would finally get his big break. Right before he boarded the aircraft, he decided to stop to get an ice cream cone. Only there was none. Yoshi, dejectedly went on board just as Tyler Reks was getting off...the plane.
All flight, Yoshi thought of nothing but Ice Cream Cones. Ever since his protein drink mixer was destroyed, it was all he could afford. After landing at the next airport, he decided to stop at McDonald's to get a Sundae, but those vile Nexus members had gotten there first; Wade Barrett looking on in boredom and disgust as Darren Young and Justin Gabriel ate all the ice cream. Even Sheamus joined in eating all the apple pies.
Yoshi was distraght; it seemed as if he was never going to get an ice cream cone....until one John Cena happened to walk by. Cena had gotten the last DQ Ice Cream Cone and was happily enjoying it, until the top scoop fell upon his sneaker. At once, Yoshi rushed down and picked it up, joy filling his heart. Yoshi licked Cena's shoes clean before devouring half of the savory treat.
Weirded out, Cena could only utter..."Uh....thanks, friend....I uh...gotta go."
At once, Yoshi Tatsu forgot he even held melting ice cream in his hand, for he had finally found...a friend.
Soon the Nexus arrived backstage on Raw, circling around Yoshi Tatsu. Yoshi was not worried, John Cena was his friend, and he even told them so. As the Nexus attacked, Yoshi was sure his new friend Cena would come to save him...but alas, it was not to be.
Depressed, Yoshi Tatsu went back home to Japan to rethink his life and decided that he was worthless. After playing video games for a while, he came back and decided he was going to commit suicide by drinking an entire can of WD-40. Unfortunately, Tony Atlas had gotten there first. Saddened, Yoshi could do nothing but express his deepest desires to end his life. But then, he had an epiphany...
Yoshi would confront his "friend" the next week on Raw, but he had to make sure Cena would not be fired. He paid off R-Truth to try and sway Cena into having Barrett win, but it was to no avail.
Luckily, Barrett allowed Cena to have one last night on Raw. Yoshi mentally prepared for this confrontation all night. When the time finally came...when he was ready to face the man who claimed to be his friend, the man who sent him into a deep and dark depression...all he received was...
"Who the hell are you?"
Cena akwardly shook Yoshi's hand and made a B-Line out of the arena, Barrett mocking him behind his back. Yoshi thought of standing up to Barrett....but then he remembered how Cena was never there for him.
He would never eat Ice Cream again...
THE END.
Seriously, how much of a prick is Cena?
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The Friendship of John Cena & Yoshi Tatsu, Pt. 2 (A.K.A. the Epilogue)
by NHisJericho
Things were not gong well for Yoshi...he had returned, but the lack of ice cream as well as a friend really left emptiness in his heart. He was alone. Mark Henry tried to cheer him up by being his tag team partner for the night, but Yoshi didn't care. Heath Slater had just consumed 3 Frosties from Wendy's; he was spoilin' for a fight. And with Justin Gabriel there, Yoshi could think of no alternative outcome other than him getting his ass beat.
With a lack of fighting spirit, Yoshi Tatsu battled against the Nexus who had attacked him so long ago. Things were looking bleak...until a shining spotlight fell upon one man.
John Cena.
Cena had bought tickets, and in the front row no less. Yoshi became even more upset, this was the man who blew him off, who mentally scarred him away from ice cream altogether...but something was different. Cena was...jumping up and down...he was...cheering? Yes, he was cheering...cheering for Yoshi Tatsu.
He had finally been recognized and appreciated by the man who had at one point crushed his soul. With a tear in his eye, Yoshi would live to eat ice cream another day.
All was well.
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The Friendship of John Cena & Yoshi Tatsu Part 3: A Challenger Appears
by NHisJericho
Yoshi Tatsu was on Cloud 9; thanks to John Cena he and Mark Henry would finally get a shot at Nexus' WWE Tag Team Championships! The only problem was that The Usos and the team of Santino Marella & Kozlov were also going to be in the match. But Yoshi was not worried...he had John Cena AND the World's Strongest Man on his side.
Minutes before the match, Yoshi was giving Mark some tips on avoiding DDT's when John Cena walked by. Yoshi proceeded to ice cream his pants. Unfortunately Yoshi had ice creamed prematurely, for John Cena walked right passed him to go shake the hand of Mark Henry, thanking him for helping take out Nexus the week before. Yoshi cried a single tear...
Things proceeded to get even worse for Yoshi. John Cena spotted Vladimir Kozlov and rushed up to give the Russian a big old bear hug. Cena said he wanted to thank Kozlov the most because of how much intensity and passion he showed in the parking lot beat down.
He even invited Kozlov out for Ice Cream after the show. He hugged him again and wished him the best of luck before running away.
Yoshi Tatsu was crushed, but that motivated him even more. Now more than ever, he needed to impress his pal John Cena. Clearly he didn't do enough to earn his respect in the parking lot ambush. Mark and Yoshi then started for the Gorilla position as the Usos walked by with Tamina, talking excitedly about some mixed tag action with the Bellas after the show...though they couldn't figure out what exactly was going to happen.
Yoshi watched on a screen as the Usos silently made their way to the ring. The crowd was so dead that they didn't even notice John Cena run down the aisle and hide under the ring...but not before going in the ring and giving Kozlov a hug and Santino a high five.
The crowd was THAT dead.
Yoshi remained hopeful, for nothing Cena did hinted that he was rooting for any team in particular; to Yoshi, he still had a fighter's chance.
Soon Yoshi excitedly entered the ring and fought a valiant fight, showing his in ring prowess and excellent athleticism. Later in the match, he found himself the victim of an Uso double team; poor Yoshi needed to get the hot tag! This hot tag was the make or break point of not only his career, but his friendship with the man he admired...all he needed to do was to tag in Mark, and the world would be his.
All he needed to do was get that tag....
But he tripped. Over a bump.
A bump in the ring mat. A Bump which shouted OUCH and sounded suspiciously like John Cena. A Bump which made Yoshi just collapse in the most awkward way possible.
Heath Slater, having consumed too much sea salt from Wendy's new fries, put a hand out to add absolutely no impact to the fall whatsoever, but still went for the pin. Yoshi could have kicked out....but his fighting spirit, his soul, they were once again in shambles.
He had been pinned...and John Cena was the cause. He wasn't there to help Yoshi...he was there to make sure Yoshi lost! HE WAS THERE TO ENSURE THE VICTORY OF HIS NEW BEST FRIEND VLADIMIR KOZLOV!
And all because Vladimir shouted in excitement the week before...
In the back, Mark handed him an ice cream cone and told him that he tried his best...that that's all he could ask for in a partner. But Yoshi would have none of that. He threw down the Ice Cream in anger as Cena popped out from under the ring, distracting Gabriel long enough so that the Cobra would strike. Kozlov and Santino were victorious, and Yoshi....
Yoshi was pissed.
Yoshi wanted revenge.