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A very BAD man.
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 23, 2010 2:37:18 GMT -5
Wade: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast! Gabriel: It jumped up a notch. Wade: It did, didn't it? Slater: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Wade: I saw that! Heath killed a guy! Did you throw a trident? Slater: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Wade: Heath, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. This is great. I really wish I worked in WWE, I would totally con them into redoing this scene line for line.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 23, 2010 2:47:05 GMT -5
*Cole comes out holding a blowup doll* "Hey what do you guys like best? Cheerleader or nurse?"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2010 3:48:03 GMT -5
Stone Cold Steve Austin's one night return. Mid drinking of beer he yells out:
"It's so good when it hits your lips!"
And if Drew McIntyre doesn't attempt to impress Kelly by lifting weights and wearing badly pleated pants I will riot.
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Dec 23, 2010 8:25:31 GMT -5
If Shawn Michaels was still wrestling, I'd want him to start his prayer on the entrance ramp with "Dear lord baby Jesus"... Speaking of HBK... "If you don't buy my new DVD at WWEshop.com, THEN **** YOU!"
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Post by The Rager (Cole Miner) on Dec 23, 2010 8:34:08 GMT -5
Wade: Why are you so sweaty? Cena: I was watching Cops...
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 23, 2010 8:41:54 GMT -5
Miz to Lawler: You sit on a throne of lies.
Santino: Kozlov is like a fax machine. If you don't send a cover page nobody knows where it's coming from. (A Night at the Roxbury)
Kozlov: You can't take away our dreams. Santino: Yeah, cause we're like asleep when we have them. (Roxbury)
Random celebrity: I just don't want to be sued. (Roxbury)
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Post by Captain Charisma on Dec 23, 2010 15:20:49 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes (looking in mirror): Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.
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Post by Captain Charisma on Dec 23, 2010 15:23:39 GMT -5
The Miz (10 years ago): I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.
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Post by the zookeepah! on Dec 23, 2010 15:41:12 GMT -5
Kane: I am NOTHING... but a human onion.
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Post by Captain Charisma on Dec 23, 2010 15:45:19 GMT -5
Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying message from the Raw General Manager. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. [Standing on the diving board in a speedo] Michael Cole: And I quote... Cannonball!
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 23, 2010 16:14:54 GMT -5
"I'm kind of a big deal" is just waiting to be used. Fairly quick.
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FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
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Post by fw91 on Dec 23, 2010 16:33:50 GMT -5
(Snitsky returns to comfront HHH who is with Aurora Rose. As the only mcmahon family in the arena, Snitsky is upset about being released years ago,) Snitsky: Look man, you took away the only thing that I ever loved, there I said it. Don't you love anything? HHH: Sure, I love burying people, penis jokes, banging my wife, and of course my lovely daughter Aurora. Snitsky: Guess what now this is happening(Snitsky punts Aurora into the stands) Snitsky: That's How I Role !
Minutes Later(Triple H calls HBK) Triple H: BWAHHHHH! HBK: Hunter is that you? HHH" Wahhh, the bad man pick up Aurora, and Kicked her with his foot, and wahhhhhh! HBk: He punted her? HHH: Let Me something! Let Me say something! wahhhhhhhh!!! HBK where are you? HHH: I'm in a private locker room of emotion! HBK: Listen Vince just called, HE"S GONNA PUT THE BELT ON JERICHO, HE"S GONNA PUT THE BELT ON JERICHO!!!!!!! HHH: (Rushes out of locker room) I've cant let this happen, I got to win the belt! (He runs rapidly and pushes Mae Young down on the floor on his way out.)
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Soultastic
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Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Dec 23, 2010 16:46:22 GMT -5
*At a party, Punk and Taker are talking*
Punk: Hey that was great man. Taker: Yeah. Punk: Hey, listen. I was thinking. What if...next time I land on top of you and get the three count? Taker: OK...but...if you win, then how come I win? Punk: *nervous laugh* Taker: Think about it. Punk: No, I was thinking about it *nervous laugh* Taker: Ain't nothing wrong with jobbing. Punk: Ain' nothing wrong with it! Taker: Just bury it deep inside and never bring it up again. Punk: It's painful, but I love you!
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Post by ASK HIM on Dec 23, 2010 17:01:29 GMT -5
Michael Cole: And I quote... Cannonball!
Yes. This thread is turning out every bit as magnificently as I could have envisaged.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2010 18:14:00 GMT -5
Michael McGillicutty's whole career is a Will Ferrell reference, apparently.
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And_5400
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Post by And_5400 on Dec 23, 2010 23:40:59 GMT -5
Triple H in 1999 talking with the rest of DX about his relationship with Stephanie: Triple H: I know is that one day, me and Stephanie are going to get married, on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs....and we will dance til the sun rises. And then our children will form a family wrestling group and we will travel around the country performing and you won't be invited!!!!! Triple H then storms off leaving Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X-Pac behind.
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Post by Killah Ray on Dec 24, 2010 1:04:58 GMT -5
Kozlov and Santino = Shake and Bake. BOOK IT. I've seen CW Anderson and Steve Corino do this at an indy show. It was awesome.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by EJS on Dec 24, 2010 1:10:49 GMT -5
I'm just waiting for Koslov or someone to ask somebody if they were hot dog if they would eat themself. Todd Grisham did that bit on a 2005 halloween episode of Raw.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 24, 2010 8:26:50 GMT -5
With Daniel Bryan's current fling with the Bellas, I'd love to hear him say this in an interview:
"I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!"
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Post by Enrico Palazzo on Dec 24, 2010 9:35:11 GMT -5
Triple H in 1999 talking with the rest of DX about his relationship with Stephanie: Triple H: I know is that one day, me and Stephanie are going to get married, on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs....and we will dance til the sun rises. And then our children will form a family wrestling group and we will travel around the country performing and you won't be invited!!!!! Triple H then storms off leaving Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X-Pac behind. X-Pac: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Hunter. You're a member of the D-Generation X. Triple H: That's a given. X-Pac: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much! I miss being with you. I miss being *near* you. I miss your laugh! [laugh's playfully and pulls on HHH's sleeve] X-Pac: I miss your scent. [Composes himself, becomes serious] X-Pac: I miss your musk... When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together! Billy Gunn: Take it easy, man. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.
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