<singing>
Punk: Anyone you can do i can do better. Anyone you can do i can do too!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can! Yes i can!
Batista: I've climbed K2 on a pint of liquor!
Punk: I've done her quicker and without her getting sicker!
Batista: I can find any diva's pit of danger!
Punk: i can do you one better and find Allison's pit!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can!
Batista: NO you can;t!
Punk:Yes i can!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can! Yes i can!
Batista: I can make Melina scream like a banshee!
Punk: I can make Maria scream just for me!
Batista: I would go hunt down Shelley Martinez!
Punk <shrugs>: I would just rest in Traci's double Ds.
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can! Yes i can!
Batista <frustrated>: I would go hook up with a diva search diva.
Punk: I would much rather hit that there Lita.
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can!
Batista: No you can't!
Punk: Yes i can!
BATISTA: NO YOU CAN'T!
Punk: YES I CAN! YES I CAN!! YES I CAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!
Batista: Nicole Bass?
Both: HELL NO!