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Post by MikeyMania on May 11, 2011 11:37:13 GMT -5
Hmm, good one. There's only one thing for it then.
*Kidnaps Lita*
Hand over the title or Lita gets it!
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 11, 2011 11:41:20 GMT -5
Hmm, good one. There's only one thing for it then. *Kidnaps Lita* Hand over the title or Lita gets it! *ANONOYMOUS GM SOUNDER* MC: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) *HEAVY BOOING* MC: I HAVE JUST RECIEVED AN E-MAIL FROM THE RAW GENERAL MANAGER!!!!!!!!!! *MORE BOOING* MC: AND I QUOTE: *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* MC: MIKEYP, YOU THINK YOU'RE BOTH JOHN CENA AND ALBERTO DEL RIO? I AM ORDERING ALL THREE OF YOU TO EITHER HAND LITA BACK OVER!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DO NOT GIVE HER BACK TO RICHLEN, I WILL MAKE YOU ALL JOIN THE NEW NEXUS!!!!!!!!!
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Post by MikeyMania on May 11, 2011 11:49:32 GMT -5
I'm a fan of both CM Punk and Joe Hennig so I actually have no problem with that.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 11, 2011 12:06:50 GMT -5
*Lita elbows mikeyp in the face and runs off, everyone else chasing after her*
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Post by MikeyMania on May 11, 2011 13:27:36 GMT -5
*Amongst all the confusion, Mikey hits a running superkick on Richlen.*
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For those playing along at home, get lost! I don't want anybody taking this title from me again.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on May 11, 2011 14:35:02 GMT -5
*Amongst all the confusion, Mikey hits a running superkick on Richlen.* 1! 2! 3! For those playing along at home, get lost! I don't want anybody taking this title from me again. Well then, I have to respect your wishes. Good show. *offers handshake to mikey...and turns it into a backslide when he accepts!* 1! 2! 3! MINE! *runs off like a scalded dog*
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Post by MikeyMania on May 11, 2011 14:37:50 GMT -5
Turns out a scalded dog can't run that fast.
*Locks Brainbusta in a figure four leg lock, causing him to submit.*
That makes sixteen. Wooo!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on May 11, 2011 14:39:49 GMT -5
Turns out a scalded dog can't run that fast. *Locks Brainbusta in a figure four leg lock, causing him to submit.* That makes sixteen. Wooo! *rolls through into a Sharpshooter, forcing Mikey to pass out from the pain* I don't remember how many this is! Who cares, the belt's all mine again!
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Post by MikeyMania on May 11, 2011 14:52:28 GMT -5
*Begins to come to.*
Alrighty Brainbusta, you're clearly better at submissions than me BUT if you hand over that dirty, old, worthless hardcore title, I'll give you an exact replica of the WCW Cruiserweight Championship worth hundreds of dollars. What do you say?
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on May 11, 2011 14:57:22 GMT -5
*Begins to come to.* Alrighty Brainbusta, you're clearly better at submissions than me BUT if you hand over that dirty, old, worthless hardcore title, I'll give you an exact replica of the WCW Cruiserweight Championship worth hundreds of dollars. What do you say? Tempting...waitasec... *looks at his Nash promo from last week's Raw* HEY! You bastard, you're ripping me off again! *boots Mikey in the gut and drops him with the Namesake brainbuster on the WCW Cruiserweight Championship! Pin!* 1! 2! 3! TITLE DEFENSE, BABY!
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Post by MikeyMania on May 11, 2011 15:15:45 GMT -5
Hmm... smarter than he looks. What to do now?
Meh, I'll just bug him by making it seem like I've won the title. Yeah... that works. Then when he returns, he'll be mad at me for wasting his time and I can sneak up on him. It's a perfect plan. Nothing can go wrong.
*Hides in corner with singapore cane.*
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 11, 2011 16:17:15 GMT -5
*takes cane from mikeyp and hits both him and BB with it*
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19X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by MikeyMania on May 11, 2011 16:18:44 GMT -5
Oh no you don't.
*Smacks Richlen with a steel chair*
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Hold on... I have my title back. Now what?
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 11, 2011 16:20:27 GMT -5
Oh no you don't. *Smacks Richlen with a steel chair* 1! 2! 3! Hold on... I have my title back. Now what? Now you lose it. *powerslam onto chair* 1! 2! 3!!!!!!!!!!1 20X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by MikeyMania on May 11, 2011 16:23:09 GMT -5
Now I win it back.
*DDTs Richlen of remains of chair.*
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18 times now... not bad.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 11, 2011 16:25:00 GMT -5
Now I win it back. *DDTs Richlen of remains of chair.* 1! 2! 3! 18 times now... not bad. My turn: *Elevated Package Piledriver onto remains of chair* 1! 2! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 21X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by MikeyMania on May 11, 2011 16:26:53 GMT -5
Ok, that's clearly not working for me.
*Chucks chair to one side.*
If I want to be the Richlen, I must think like the Richlen.
*Hits Gus with a milkshake from Wendy's*
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 11, 2011 16:28:50 GMT -5
Ok, that's clearly not working for me. *Chucks chair to one side.* If I want to be the Richlen, I must think like the Richlen. *Hits Gus with a milkshake from Wendy's* 1! 2! 3! and yet I'm always a step ahead in thinking: *smashes frozen pizza on mikeyp's head* 1! 2! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!! 22X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by wwe1993 on May 11, 2011 22:12:51 GMT -5
*Hits Gus with a chicken wing, Then puts him in a chickenwing (submission)* Tapout! 3X
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Post by J on May 11, 2011 22:32:01 GMT -5
*Taps Spartan on the Shoulder*
*Sprays Spartan in the face Muta Style with some Sweet Baby Ray's*
Pin!
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1x Champ!
Who the hell is this guy?
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