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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 27, 2011 16:29:59 GMT -5
We come back from commercial with Venus in the ring.
JB: The following contest is a Queen of the Mountain Qualifying match set for one fall. Already in the ring, from Queens, New York, Venus!
JB: And her opponent, from Chelsea, England, Katy Nikita Lee!
Tenay: Well here we are, the Katy Lee and Venus to decide who become the first woman to qualify for the Queen of the Mountain match. West: Well technically Daffney would be the first to qualify. Tenay: Either way, both of these woman would want nothing more than a shot at the title.
Queen of the Mountain Qualifying Match Katy Nikita Lee v Venus 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on May 27, 2011 16:32:07 GMT -5
"Not Winter" hits a British Redneck German Suplex.
I don't know what the hell that is or what the hell I'm getting at here.
The one I'm not writing for is the one I'm voting for.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on May 27, 2011 16:34:37 GMT -5
edit: Oh... ok.
Katy with a standard suplex
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Post by MikeyMania on May 27, 2011 16:36:08 GMT -5
Katy with a DDT
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 27, 2011 16:37:09 GMT -5
I'll just point out that Winter IS NOT getting a qualifying match. Just in case you were wondering about that.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2011 16:37:14 GMT -5
Katy with a lariat!
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2011 16:38:45 GMT -5
I'll just point out that Winter IS NOT getting a qualifying match. Just in case you were wondering about that. As I just informed someone else via PM. PN and I agreed that it wouldn't be fair for both to get in, and Winter is really just comic relief. It makes more sense to go with the serious one.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 27, 2011 16:42:11 GMT -5
Venus elbows Katy Lee and goes to the top rope. Venus goes for a crossbody but Katy Lee moves and Venus hits the mat hard. Katy pulls her up and hits the Kat Nip!
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JB: Here is your winner, Katy Nikita Lee!
Tenay: And Katy Lee qualifies for the Queen of the Mountain match. West: What about Winter? Tenay: What about her? West: Well what does that mean for her? Does she get a qualifying match? Tenay: Why would she? West: Why would she not? Tenay: Oh I give up. Let's go backstage for an important announcement from Mick Foley.
Mick Foley is backstage, wearing a smoking jacket and sitting in a cushy chair.
Hello, fans.
Tonight, we've had some fun, but right now, I want to talk to you about something close to my heart.
For over 100 hours, The Foley Foundation has been raising money for those in need.
With your help, we can help the sick and needy to get back on their feet.
So, please, donate today.
The Foley Foundation, Helping Others Have A Nice Day.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 27, 2011 16:45:02 GMT -5
*We cut to High Flight backstage.*
Well, you did it man. Nice work.
Appriciated but I can't help sensing some slight sarcasm on your part.
Hey, it was what it was. Neither of us are exactly in our prime anymore Rob and we both know that Shatter could have got the job done.
Maybe so but he didn't. I don't care how much might be holding me back, I know I've still got another world title run left in me but I'm not gonna cash it in until I know I can hang with anyone this company has to offer.
That would explain why you've got Crimson tonight then.
Precisely. Mercer's another young kid who can push me to my limit. If he beats me, I've got no problem saying the better man won but I'm sure as hell not gonna make it easy for him. If I win, it's another name on the list and another step closer to that world title.
I just don't get it though. If I had that briefcase, I'd use it when the champ was at his weakest. I certainly wouldn't give him a head's up in advance.
It's just my way of making sure nobody thinks it's gonna be some sort of fluke. I cashed in one title shot a few years back and it worked out well for me, I'm pretty sure I can do it again.
Fair enough, just try not to get busted this time if you do pull it off.
If you're hinting at what I think you are, I really don't know what you mean. I would never do anything to alter my psychical state of mind. Now then, I'm gonna go and let Tommy M know what Mr. Impact is all about. You're welcome to come with.
I'm good thanks. That purple giraffe should be able to watch your back anyway.
*Rob chuckles at the comment before exiting, leaving Jeff within his own little world.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 27, 2011 16:48:22 GMT -5
JB: Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you, Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer.
Thank you Jeremy Borash. Now everything is going to be all right, everything is going to be just fine, because tonight I will calmly pin Rob Van Dam after giving the Feast or Fired World Title Case holder a right a justified Mercy Kill.
With the boring part of my posturing out of the way, let us take a meoment to explain to you, the Impact Zone fans, what I am here to do. Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer is here to win. So Tommy ‘Crimson’ Mercer has been very successful here at WCTNA.
So Rob Van Dam, it is my job to cause you much pain before you count the lights, so please learn to enjoy. [/color]
JB: And his opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing 237 pounds, Rob Van Dam!
Tenay: And Sacrifice, Rob Van Dam just barely managed to see off Phil Shatter. West: That's Top Gun Phil Shatter. Tenay: Whatever. Point is Van Dam has to keep this momentum going for when he cashes in his Feast or Fired briefcase. West: He can certainly do that with a win over Crimson here. Tenay: Tommy "Crimson" Mercer. West: Whatever.
Rob Van Dam v Tommy "Crimson" Mercer 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on May 27, 2011 16:50:17 GMT -5
Van Dam with a spinning heel kick.
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on May 27, 2011 16:50:33 GMT -5
Tommy 'Crimson' Mercer with a double knee facebuster.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 27, 2011 16:52:22 GMT -5
Damn, WMG have blocked Van Dam's tron. We'll have to do something about that.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 27, 2011 16:54:59 GMT -5
1-1 with four minutes left
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Post by The Tank on May 27, 2011 16:56:11 GMT -5
Top Gun walks out to ringside, distracting RVD and letting TCM hit him from behind with a Full Nelson Suplex named after a classic film. Me, bitter? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, of course not.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2011 16:56:13 GMT -5
Tommy Crimson Mercer with a surprise kick! Meaning that he kicks RVD, then yells "SURPRISE!!"
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 27, 2011 17:03:04 GMT -5
Van Dam gets mercer in the corner and goes for his handspring shoulder thrust but Merer moves and Van Dam gets the turnbuckle. Mercer hits a shoulder thrust of his own then sets Van Dam on the top rope. Mercer goes to climb up but Van Dam kicks him away. Van Dam goes for his flying kcik off the top but Mercer catches him in mid-air and hits the Mercy Kill!
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JB: Here is your winner, Tommy "Crimson" Mercer!
Tenay: What a match that was. West: I am still in shock at that. Crimson just caught him in mid-air. Tenay: Tommy "Crimson" Mercer. West: Whatever!
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is the only Olympic Gold Medalist in wrestling history, Kurt Angle.
*As Kurt enters the camera shot, he is met with a negative reaction.*
Kurt, it was at Sacrifice that you were able to get your hands on Jeff Jarrett. The match was a brutal war and many are saying you went too far. How do you respond to these comments?
The match was unsanctioned. When Jeff Jarrett signed that contract, he knew exactly what he was getting into. Did things get a little out of hand? Yeah, maybe they did but there was nothing to stop Jeff from doing the exact same thing to me. At the end of the day, I was simply the better man and given all the crap I've had to put up with from Jeff in the past, he had it coming in my opinion.
What about your attack on your ex-wife Karren though?
I told her not to get involved in my business. You think after over a decade she'd finally start listening to me but no, she had to go out there and put herself in harm's way. Karen is not a wrestler and if I had to make her learn that the hard way, so be it.
Like you said though, Karen is not a wrestler and even then, she's still female. Surely you can't justify placing her in the ankle lock.
Look, my issues with the Jarretts ended at Sacrifice. I wanted just the one match and I got it. Now it's time for me to move on.
Well, tonight you face Matt Hardy one on one. Your thoughts heading into this match?
I really don't have any major problems with Matt but even people who hate me know he's nowhere near my league. A few years ago, everyone was backing him to be a future world heavyweight champion but it didn't happen and I can asure you it's not going to. For all the potential Matt Hardy has, he can't follow it up and that's why I will be the one walking out of here with a victory tonight. When it comes to wrestling, there are those that do and those that don't. I fall into that first category and tonight will be another prime example why.
One final question Kurt. With Slammiversary coming up, why did you not attempt to gain entry for the King of the Mountain match?
I have no doubt that with my actions around here as of late, I deserve at least a number one contender's match. However, I also know a stand a far better chance of winning the world title again if it's one on one rather than a five man pot luck draw. If this company still has any sense, I'll get a title match at the next PPV. If not... I'll force them to give it to me.
*Angle exits.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 27, 2011 17:06:12 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 236 pounds, Matt Hardy!
JB: And his opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling's Only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
Tenay: I just cannot believe what Kurt Angle did at Sacrifice. West: You don't think the man was just a little bit justified. Tenay: Hell no. No matter what spin he puts on it there is nothing that happened that isn't of Kurt Angle's own making. West: Well that's your spin on it. I'm sure he'll disagree. Tenay: I'm sure he will.
Matt Hardy v Kurt Angle 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on May 27, 2011 17:08:10 GMT -5
Angle with a german suplex.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2011 17:08:26 GMT -5
Angle with an Olympic slap!
Meaning that he slaps Hardy, then holds up his gold medals.
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