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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2010 23:26:01 GMT -5
OH GOD! AN OTUNGA CLONE?!?!?!
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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Dec 1, 2010 23:27:20 GMT -5
OH GOD! AN OTUNGA CLONE?!?!?! ROFL!
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Post by turkeysandwich on Dec 1, 2010 23:32:40 GMT -5
I just noticed something, what the hell is deal with the wrinkles in his pants? Is like super extreme sideways pleats.
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Post by W?Y on Dec 1, 2010 23:39:38 GMT -5
{Spoiler} The coronation had come and gone, and the Celtic King, Sheamus, was eager to rule over his subjects. Armed with his trusty ax, the king vowed to vanquish all foes standing before him. Orcs would be defeated, Harpies would fall, and Dragons would be slayed. But like many men before him, Sheamus would go mad with power. He would demand much and provide very little. A many kings from nearby kingdoms would fall under his iron fist. And before long, the peasants grew restless and yearned for a new ruler. And soon enough, one would come. From a land far away, came a man of mistical proportions. As psychedelic tunes played, the ruler of the Palace of Wisdom made his appearance. He was strong man, eager to protect the peasants from the evil ginger's tyranny. The two fought a long, hard battle. Few believed either man would be left standing, but the end result would soon become clear ..... and as the dust settled, the entire world would see that the Shaman of Sexy was the new ruler of the fine kingdom. For months, King Jomo would rule the kingdom with his Queen Melina. But as as quickly as the Shaman's reign began, so too did it end. For one day, while sitting on his throne, he looked into the air and was met with a disturbing revelation. For, you see, shortly before his defeat, Sheamus made a deal with the devil that would grant him immortality beyond anyone's imagination. And with that, the haunting image of Sheamus would forever roam the Palace of Wisdom, allowing the Celtic King to have the last laugh. I will not allow this to be no-sold. Well done, sir; I appreciate the time you took to craft this epic tale.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 1, 2010 23:59:04 GMT -5
{Spoiler} The coronation had come and gone, and the Celtic King, Sheamus, was eager to rule over his subjects. Armed with his trusty ax, the king vowed to vanquish all foes standing before him. Orcs would be defeated, Harpies would fall, and Dragons would be slayed. But like many men before him, Sheamus would go mad with power. He would demand much and provide very little. A many kings from nearby kingdoms would fall under his iron fist. And before long, the peasants grew restless and yearned for a new ruler. And soon enough, one would come. From a land far away, came a man of mistical proportions. As psychedelic tunes played, the ruler of the Palace of Wisdom made his appearance. He was strong man, eager to protect the peasants from the evil ginger's tyranny. The two fought a long, hard battle. Few believed either man would be left standing, but the end result would soon become clear ..... and as the dust settled, the entire world would see that the Shaman of Sexy was the new ruler of the fine kingdom. For months, King Jomo would rule the kingdom with his Queen Melina. But as as quickly as the Shaman's reign began, so too did it end. For one day, while sitting on his throne, he looked into the air and was met with a disturbing revelation. For, you see, shortly before his defeat, Sheamus made a deal with the devil that would grant him immortality beyond anyone's imagination. And with that, the haunting image of Sheamus would forever roam the Palace of Wisdom, allowing the Celtic King to have the last laugh. PUBLISH THIS
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2010 0:51:41 GMT -5
The Future
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Post by Beartato on Dec 2, 2010 0:53:17 GMT -5
Just his left and right thighs could win the unified tag belts
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Post by The Cool Pup on Dec 2, 2010 1:16:59 GMT -5
Am I the only one that sees this as him shoving an axe up his nose?
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Dec 2, 2010 1:19:15 GMT -5
FCW, coming soon to an X-rated channel near you.
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Post by Beartato on Dec 2, 2010 1:21:56 GMT -5
His creepy smile makes that pic so awesome
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 2, 2010 1:21:57 GMT -5
FCW, coming soon to an X-rated channel near you.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 2, 2010 1:24:44 GMT -5
Just his left and right thighs could win the unified tag belts They break up the week after, leaving Brodus an amputee and forcing him to retire.
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Post by Beartato on Dec 2, 2010 1:36:06 GMT -5
FCW, coming soon to an X-rated channel near you. They all look totally naked!
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 2, 2010 1:46:28 GMT -5
Just his left and right thighs could win the unified tag belts They break up the week after, leaving Brodus an amputee and forcing him to retire.
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Post by Ryushinku on Dec 2, 2010 5:49:53 GMT -5
Andore from Final Fight?... Needs more leopard print and transsexual valet action. Hell, I think that's a bankable Indy or Japan gimmick at the very least. Surprised no-one's done it.
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Post by Skeptical Mind on Dec 2, 2010 6:18:26 GMT -5
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Post by oafman on Dec 2, 2010 6:25:04 GMT -5
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Post by White Trash Lucha on Dec 2, 2010 12:39:39 GMT -5
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 2, 2010 14:19:25 GMT -5
KAITLYN RAPE~!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2010 14:28:10 GMT -5
They break up the week after, leaving Brodus an amputee and forcing him to retire. This is awesome
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