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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Mar 12, 2011 22:03:47 GMT -5
I already get billed daily by you mods for my 'Crap-brand volcano insurance, you don't need any more of my money!
Unless you, in fact, do need more of my money. If that is the case then, by all means, help yourselves.
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
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Post by lodirulz on Mar 12, 2011 22:17:36 GMT -5
A war against mods? Will do. Let's go grab some All-American justice.
*Marches with The Union to The Mod's secret lair, before pulling out a gun and shooting members of The Union!*
That's right, I sold out. You cretins will never gain control of this forum! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2011 22:26:09 GMT -5
Also, can we atleast get another version of Pac-Man? I'm sick of playing the Atari 2600 version
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 12, 2011 22:27:29 GMT -5
Also, can we atleast get another version of Pac-Man? I'm sick of playing the Atari 2600 version Do you know how much a damn arcade machine cost? We are not your parents we can't just give you everything since you post here. Then you won't be ready for the real world where you post on other message boards.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 12, 2011 22:35:34 GMT -5
![](http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/ChainsawSpeed13/Brainiacpants.jpg) "Look, I just want some pants! A decent pair of pants!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2011 22:38:02 GMT -5
Also, can we atleast get another version of Pac-Man? I'm sick of playing the Atari 2600 version Do you know how much a damn arcade machine cost? We are not your parents we can't just give you everything since you post here. Then you won't be ready for the real world where you post on other message boards. *pouts* I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! *goes to my room and slams the door*
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 12, 2011 22:42:20 GMT -5
I probably shouldn't point out my vintage Dragon's Lair arcade game in my fortress of gold.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 12, 2011 22:43:51 GMT -5
Can you guys find me a girlfriend? ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
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Post by Demented on Mar 12, 2011 23:31:13 GMT -5
I probably shouldn't point out my vintage Dragon's Lair arcade game in my fortress of gold. Your fortress of gold is nothing compared to my funny farm!
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Post by Chronos on Mar 12, 2011 23:33:45 GMT -5
![](http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/ChainsawSpeed13/Brainiacpants.jpg) "Look, I just want some pants! A decent pair of pants!" ![](http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r96/metalheadserj/solomongrundy2.jpg) "Solomon Grundy want pants too!" (Incidentally, my 'unique' brand of service is available...)
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Post by Ash Kingston on Mar 13, 2011 5:16:13 GMT -5
Remember, guys, I have to show both sides my chest by 7 AM or you all have to go to war, but I don't see that happening.
*wearing several sweaters, parkas, and the like, all in shades of black*
Plus if I did, the post would have to be removed for nudity, which means it never happened and you all lose anyway!
I'd like to thank Speed Racer for not thinking this through. ^_^
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 13, 2011 5:56:31 GMT -5
Remember, guys, I have to show both sides my chest by 7 AM or you all have to go to war, but I don't see that happening. *wearing several sweaters, parkas, and the like, all in shades of black* Plus if I did, the post would have to be removed for nudity, which means it never happened and you all lose anyway! I'd like to thank Speed Racer for not thinking this through. ^_^ You're fired.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Mar 13, 2011 6:08:31 GMT -5
*enters thread wearing two viking helmets*
LOOT! PILLAGE! BURN! LITTER!
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Post by Ash Kingston on Mar 13, 2011 7:50:15 GMT -5
Remember, guys, I have to show both sides my chest by 7 AM or you all have to go to war, but I don't see that happening. *wearing several sweaters, parkas, and the like, all in shades of black* Plus if I did, the post would have to be removed for nudity, which means it never happened and you all lose anyway! I'd like to thank Speed Racer for not thinking this through. ^_^ You're fired. ...you can't fire me! I'm caught in this stupid loophole where the only way to bring peace is to flash both sides, and I can't flash anyone because of the rules against nudity! Here, I'll prove it! Akane, c'mere a sec. Akane: ...why?*fla *THE REST OF THIS POST HAS BEEN DELETED BY THE CENSORS.*
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Mar 13, 2011 8:22:14 GMT -5
So the legal preceedings have fallen to trying to get a girl to flash, what are we Canadian?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 13, 2011 8:37:20 GMT -5
Look, we all know that the posters ARE the product. Without us, there is no 'Crap web site.
Therefore, we have all the leverage.
One of the mods can go peel me a grape.
DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!
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Post by Ash Kingston on Mar 13, 2011 8:38:11 GMT -5
So the legal preceedings have fallen to trying to get a girl to flash, what are we Canadian? <_<; Yeah... *dumps a bucket of hot water over her own head* ![](http://www.varisangel.net/vchan/B/src/mranma.jpg) Watch it, there, bud. >=/ *punches Square into low orbit*
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 13, 2011 10:57:36 GMT -5
Good morning, afternoon, whatever. This is Speed Racer, your investigative journalist and world champion race car driver. It is Day 2 of The 'Crap lockout, and it is getting more and more intense with each passing day.
We've had defectors from both sides starting to appear, as it seems to show the intense moments that each side wants to get this done as soon as possible.
We've tried to get interviews with both Madison and Cornfed, the lead Mods, but they didn't return our phone calls. Madison is said to be in Tahiti right now, and Cornfed is presumed to be in a bomb shelter, for fear of people might want to cook him and eat him.
Because he is a pig, after all.......
The list of demands that the normal posters want are short, but to the point:
-A new Pac-Man Arcade Game
-A search function that actually works
-A decent pair of pants
-Respect for their fellow man
-A slushie machine in the bathroom
Unfortunately, it seems like the Mods haven't budged an inch. Even with the possibility of Ranma flashing herself at 7 AM CST. But with Ranma turning herself back into a guy, there's only one option for this.
*whistles to a couple of out of work football players, who dump cold gatorade on Ranma.*
That should work. This is Speed Racer, bringing you live updates as they come.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 13, 2011 11:06:10 GMT -5
Look, we all know that the posters ARE the product. Without us, there is no 'Crap web site. Therefore, we have all the leverage. One of the mods can go peel me a grape. DO IT! DO IT NOW!!! Yeah and we can just shut everything down with a click of a button so... GIVE US MORE MONEY.
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crash1984
Unicron
Scavenger Hunt All-Star
You don't need pants for the victory dance
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Post by crash1984 on Mar 13, 2011 11:20:09 GMT -5
My demands:
-A new board with intelligent discussion on the greatest movie franchise ever, Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage.
-Receiving 1 dollar from everyone on this board.
-Creation of the The 'Crap Bonfire where we take wood put it in the shape of Hornswoggle and light it
-Finally a "Ban random user" button.
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