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Jun 12, 2006 20:42:51 GMT -5
Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 12, 2006 20:42:51 GMT -5
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
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Jun 12, 2006 20:43:21 GMT -5
Post by RoloSolo IV on Jun 12, 2006 20:43:21 GMT -5
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
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Jun 12, 2006 20:44:35 GMT -5
Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 12, 2006 20:44:35 GMT -5
Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
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Jun 12, 2006 20:45:37 GMT -5
Post by RoloSolo IV on Jun 12, 2006 20:45:37 GMT -5
Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherf****n' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
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Jun 12, 2006 20:50:02 GMT -5
Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 12, 2006 20:50:02 GMT -5
So your saying God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets?
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Jun 12, 2006 20:52:00 GMT -5
Post by mrobert21 on Jun 12, 2006 20:52:00 GMT -5
Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherf****n' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? So you are the guy that kept that damn Green Acres show on the air. I hated that f***ing show.
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Jun 12, 2006 20:55:59 GMT -5
Post by RoloSolo IV on Jun 12, 2006 20:55:59 GMT -5
God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
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Jun 12, 2006 21:05:14 GMT -5
Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 12, 2006 21:05:14 GMT -5
God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets. The miracle you witnessed. I witnessed a freak occurrence
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Jun 12, 2006 21:11:21 GMT -5
Post by RoloSolo IV on Jun 12, 2006 21:11:21 GMT -5
Do you know what a miracle is?
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Jun 12, 2006 21:17:32 GMT -5
Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 12, 2006 21:17:32 GMT -5
An act of God
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Jun 12, 2006 21:21:42 GMT -5
Post by RoloSolo IV on Jun 12, 2006 21:21:42 GMT -5
What's an act of God?
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Jun 12, 2006 21:22:22 GMT -5
Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 12, 2006 21:22:22 GMT -5
I guess it's when God makes the impossible possible. And I'm sorry Jules, but I don't think what happened this morning qualifies.
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Jun 12, 2006 21:25:50 GMT -5
Post by RoloSolo IV on Jun 12, 2006 21:25:50 GMT -5
Don't you see, Vince, that s*** don't matter. You're judging this thing the wrong way. It's not about what. It could be God stopped the bullets, he changed Coke into Pepsi, he found my f***in' car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit. Whether or not what we experienced was an according-to-Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is I felt God's touch, God got involved.
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Jun 12, 2006 21:26:02 GMT -5
Post by samson on Jun 12, 2006 21:26:02 GMT -5
Has anyone ever slept in alleys and eaten it with beans?
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Jun 12, 2006 21:27:18 GMT -5
Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 12, 2006 21:27:18 GMT -5
Don't you see, Vince, that s*** don't matter. You're judging this thing the wrong way. It's not about what. It could be God stopped the bullets, he changed Coke into Pepsi, he found my luvin' car keys. You don't judge crap like this based on merit. Whether or not what we experienced was an according-to-Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is I felt God's touch, God got involved. But why?
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Jun 12, 2006 21:27:47 GMT -5
Post by Scooter on Jun 12, 2006 21:27:47 GMT -5
Just some cocksucker with a sign.
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Jun 12, 2006 21:31:23 GMT -5
Post by RoloSolo IV on Jun 12, 2006 21:31:23 GMT -5
That's what's f****n' wit' me! I don't know why. But I can't go back to sleep.
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Jun 12, 2006 21:33:15 GMT -5
Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 12, 2006 21:33:15 GMT -5
So you're serious, you're really gonna quit?
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Jun 12, 2006 21:34:55 GMT -5
Post by RoloSolo IV on Jun 12, 2006 21:34:55 GMT -5
The life, most definitely.
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Jun 12, 2006 21:36:40 GMT -5
Post by Milkman Norm on Jun 12, 2006 21:36:40 GMT -5
Pork was supposed to be at ONS, but was pulled at the last moment. That's a brillant pun
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