CHIKARA Season 9: A Call To Arms

[The Tank]

Let's go, UltraMantis!!

DO IT FOR DELIRIOUS!!

DO IT FOR CHIKARA!!!!!

DO IT FOR AMERICA!!!!!

[Chuckie Finster]

Another match for Easton

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Buck Hawke? The Ginger Sensation? Back in Chikara? Things are on an upswing, gentlemen.

[comahan]

Just finished watching Through Savage Progress. Good show, with the Main Event being awesome.

Also, Lince = Total Screwup. Love it.

[Deleted]

Match 5 at Scornucopia:


Match 6 at The Germans:


Match 1 at Reality is Relative:


And a new blog from DVS:
11/5/2010: Why is it that there is always some miscellaneous CHIKARA pest that needs to be swatted? In this case, Herr Gargano, let me swat you first.

It is not up to you to decide where or when you get another shot at the Young Lions Cup. Those decisions are made by me, and me alone. That is why I withheld such power from Leonard F. Chikarason, when permitting him to assemble his silly little card for 20 November in Easton.



Have your match with Frightmare in Philadelphia, Gargano, but make no mistake about it, by the time Frightmare arrives at the former ECW Arena that afternoon, he will no longer be YLC champion. I am adding a championship bout to the event of 20 November. Certainly with all-stars like Darkness Crabtree and Lance Steel appearing, the card could use some luster. Strange that these same fans that delight in complaining about me to a certain third party auditor have yet to complain about the job Herr Chikarason is doing with the little responsibility I bestowed him.

And as for this other pest, UltraMantis Black, let me say your rambling tirades are growing more and more tiresome. In times like these, your intended heart-warming sentiments to your former partner betray your weakness. We'll see how forgiving Hallowicked really is - when you face him once again in December. He certainly seemed eager to hear you out back in September. Perhaps the holiday season will yield different results for you. Or, conversely, it may be that Hallowicked will crush whatever is left of you after Ares is done in Philadelphia.

Im Namen der Bruderschaft,
DVS

[DramaGuyCJM]

Nov 5, 2010 1:35:11 GMT -5 Spankymac is sick of the swiss said:

Buck Hawke? The Ginger Sensation? Back in Chikara? Things are on an upswing, gentlemen.

I concur. I miss that pale, ginger-headed, eyebrow-lacking Canadian.

[Steveweiser]

CHIKARA: Falls Count Anywhere match added to Nov. 21 card in Philly!

On Sunday, November 21st, CHIKARA will make one last appearance at the ECW Arena before our epic 9th Season comes to a close! Director of Fun Dieter VonSteigerwalt said he was looking to find a suitably “dangerous” opponent for Eddie Kingston, and indeed he has – in former TNA star Homicide! These two hard-hitting New Yorkers will collide in the main event of the afternoon. Plus, a “Falls Count Anywhere” bout had just been signed for this event. The card thus far:

~MAIN EVENT DREAM MATCH!~
Eddie Kingston vs. Homicide

~BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER!~
The Olsen Twins (Colin & Jimmy) vs. The UnStable (Vin Gerard & STIGMA)

~FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!~
UltraMantis Black vs. Ares

~A SCORE TO SETTLE!~
Soldier Ant vs. Pink Ant

~JUST ADDED REMATCH!~
Frightmare vs. Johnny Gargano

Also at this event – a collection for Toys for Tots will be held! Help make sure everyone has a Merry Christmas this year, by bringing along your unwrapped, non-perishable gift!

More info and advance tickets: www.chikarapro.com/Nov21.shtml

Season 9 is almost over:

“Scornucopia”
11.20.2010 – Saturday Evening
Live @ The Palmer Center!
4100 Green Pond Rd.
in scenic Easton, PA!
The action starts @ 7:00 pm!

“The Germans”
11.21.2010 – Sunday Afternoon
Live @ The ECW Arena!
7 W. Ritner Street
in sunny South Philadelphia!
The action starts @ 4:00 pm!

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[Bake Or Die]

I'm wondering what's going to develop from this UMB/Hallowicked feud?

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Props goes out to the funky pharaohs known as The Osirian Portal, as they beat the Briscoes in their first encounter ever, CLEAN in the middle of the ring tonight at the Real Championship Wrestling show in Baltimore. Damn fine match, with Ophidian being caught in the clutches of a potential Doomsday Device. At that point, we all figured that was the end. Jay missed though as Ophidian rolled up Mark into a victory roll for the pin. Utter shock.

10 minutes after the show, as people were leaving and everybody was talking, out they come, still able to sign autographs for kids and talking to us, hilariously selling them getting manhandled by the Briscoes. Worth it.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Nov 7, 2010 1:56:31 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

Props goes out to the funky pharaohs known as The Osirian Portal, as they beat the Briscoes in their first encounter ever, CLEAN in the middle of the ring tonight at the Real Championship Wrestling show in Baltimore. Damn fine match, with Ophidian being caught in the clutches of a potential Doomsday Device. At that point, we all figured that was the end. Jay missed though as Ophidian rolled up Mark into a victory roll for the pin. Utter shock.

10 minutes after the show, as people were leaving and everybody was talking, out they come, still able to sign autographs for kids and talking to us, hilariously selling them getting manhandled by the Briscoes. Worth it.

Haha, the old Steiners/Beverly Brothers finish, I love it. Wish that would get used more.

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Yeah, it was pretty awesome.

Also to note were great showings from Jigsaw, Delirious, Daizee and Pinkie. Jig was supposed to face Azrieal, but he bailed, and Hallowicked was announced as his replacement, but he also no-showed (we believe it was traffic related), so he was thrown in the Delirious vs. Ryan McBride match. Also no-showing was Lince (guess he was with 'Wicked), who was supposed to go against Pinkie. We all in the front row asked Pinkie where Lince was and he replied darkly with, "He's dead. He got hit by a car." Mind you, Pinkie was playing his old-school ways last night.

Daizee was also playing the old-school heel role, as she won via shenanigans, thanks to Del Ray which was rather awesome. Wasn't expecting an appearance from her.

It was a decent show, helped out by a great main event. Them Briscoes play hard, i'll tell you what.

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Match 6 at Scornucopia

[Bake Or Die]

The Osirian Portal have been added to the 4 way elimination tag match in Philadelphia.

[Deleted]

Match 7 for The Germans:


And a new blog by Jigsaw:
11/9/2010: Fear...BDK, you fear us. It's obvious now. You know that we can beat you. You know we have the skills to take those title belts away from you. That's why, every single time Mike and I are going for our 3rd point...you put your goons and that punk Sabato in the ring with us. To block us from getting that 3rd point. To stop us from embarrassing you when the Campeonatos de Pajeras are on the line.

Twice now, this worthless excuse for a referee has robbed Mike and I, right in the middle of the ring. We don't just deserve a shot at those gold belts - we need it. For us. For CHIKARA. But now, we're back down to zero - we have NOTHING to show for it. There isn't a single CHIKARA team holding three points - or even two points, for that matter. You've done a great job stacking the deck.



But you've made a real mistake here, Bruderschaft. You know who the most dangerous opponent is? The opponent with nothing to lose. You've awakened a killer instinct in us. You put us on a war path.

Nothing - no one - will stop us. If you think your plan to toss that waste of breath Sabato in our way to block us will keep working...think again. Sabato doesn't have to count the three for us. I team with a guy that knows a thousand ways to twist you into painful knots and make you tap out.

Boys, you've unleashed a killer instinct in us that you'll wish you never let loose. We're comin' for ya boys...we're coming for those belts.

Be ready!
JIG

[Chuckie Finster]

Claudio and Delirious (along with Hero) will be on the next NOAH tour and miss the November shows.

[Richard]

www.twitter.com/themisterzero

Just gonna leave that here.

[comahan]

I only started following CHIKARA last year, can someone bring me up to date on all of the returning people? Only one I know is Boyer.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Nov 9, 2010 20:32:14 GMT -5 comahan said:

I only started following CHIKARA last year, can someone bring me up to date on all of the returning people? Only one I know is Boyer.

Mr. Zero is part of the original class of Wrestlefactory students, and was there from day one up until 2006, where he was "career endingly injured" by Icarus. Same thing happened to Jolly Roger(who, in real life, is Jigsaw's brother) a little bit earlier. His gimmick was that of a goofy pirate teaming up with Lance Steel, a night brought into our time from the past, thanks to the Galactica 3000 time machine. Eventually, he would team up with a version of himself from slightly farther in the past, who is the evil guy we're seeing in this match. Darkness Crabtree is the oldest living active professional wrestler, at 87, with a 60+ year career behind him. He doesn't move so well anymore, unless he takes his pills, in which case, he gets LUCHARIFFIC! And Rorschach is kind of the black sheep of the Chikara family. Jigsaw's former tag team partner in The Conundrum, he kind of bounced around the midcard, teaming up with Crossbones, Eddie Kingston, and briefly being a member of The Order of The Neo Solar Temple before leaving Chikara in 2006. As for Dragonfly, your guess is as good as mine. I know he was on a handful of the early shows, but other than that, dude's a complete question mark to me.

[comahan]

Thank you sir.

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Ladies and gentlemen, STIGMA has set the record for shortest blog entry in history:

11/10/2010: Jigsaw,

I know of a CHIKARA team that has 3 points.



STIGMA