CHIKARA Season 9: A Call To Arms

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Wow....my markdom for the Olsens just dropped by 50%. Kesha is just....just awful. That sucks.

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Nov 22, 2010 14:42:53 GMT -5 Spankymac is sick of the swiss said:

Wow....my markdom for the Olsens just dropped by 50%. Kesha is just....just awful. That sucks.

I don't like her neither, but the song fits them.

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Also, news about Season 10 from Gavin at the show.

January 23rd at The Arena is the first date. HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! ;D

[Methusael86]

Nov 22, 2010 15:58:49 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

Also, news about Season 10 from Gavin at the show.

January 23rd at The Arena is the first date. HAPPY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! ;D

I'm starting to wonder if CHIKARA is going to have seasons anymore when the gaps between the last show and the first show get smaller and smaller.

[Chainsaw]

Nov 18, 2010 23:47:32 GMT -5 The Spelunker! said:

It's funny how much these blogs get the story of the match thru. They really make everything feel more personal.

I agree, the blogs make up a good portion of the fun of CHIKARA. It's almost better than them having a weekly show to get this stuff out (but that would be nice too.)

[comahan]

Just saw Dark Cibernetiko, and the main event was off the charts. Great stuff.

[The Tank]

Nov 22, 2010 14:47:32 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

Nov 22, 2010 14:42:53 GMT -5 Spankymac is sick of the swiss said:

Wow....my markdom for the Olsens just dropped by 50%. Kesha is just....just awful. That sucks.

I don't like her neither, but the song fits them.

I never did like their entrance theme.

And this certainly isn't helping.

[dsriggs]

[perkleton]

ive googled around alot, but i cant find anything. is there a site or anything with general rundown of chikaras storyline history?
like, i dont want to have to find tidbits of information for 49230490940 hours to find out things on forums lol.
i dont even know why the Bdk is a threat, apart from that they cheat to win....or something haha.
and whats the deal with the order of the neo solar temple?
its hard to find out even this stuff<:/

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"Who are the BDK?"
The BDK, an abbreviation of Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (German for Brotherhood of the Cross), is a faction that formed in late 2009. For months, men in white attire and masks stalked UltraMantis Black in pursuit of an artifact called the Eye of Tyr (see next question for details).

Eventually they came to The Arena at the Three-Fisted Tales show, stormed the ring and demanded UltraMantis hand over the artifact. The locker room flooded to the ring, as did UltraMantis. Mantis shouted at the men, and asked them to reveal themselves. One of the men took of his veil, and exposed himself as Ares, an old tag partner of one Claudio Castagnoli. Claudio then assaulted Mike Quackenbush, Ares, his associate Tursas, Carpenter Ant, Vokoder, Carpenter Ant, Sara Del Ray and Daizee Haze all joined in as they all began to attack the CHIKARA locker room. Vokoder revealed himself to be none-other than Tim Donst and Carpenter Ant revealed himself to be sporadic CHIKARA alumni Pinkie Sanchez.

What is the "Eye of Tyr"?
Now, this where it starts to get a little confusing and in depth, and even I get a little confused sometimes. The Eye of Tyr is an ancient Scandinavian artifact that is said to allow the holder to "control" another individual simply by touching the stone to the forehead (hence, "the third eye"). The artifact fell into the hands of UltraMantis Black, who acquired it from Dr. Cube of Kaiju Big Battel fame. According to a source, Cube had obtained it at an auction in Switzerland. In order to obtain it, Cube wanted the reversal to the CHIKARA Special. Mantis made a deal with Shane Storm, who had been on a losing streak. Storm would give Mantis the counter, in exchange for a win. Mantis gave Cube the reversal, and in return received the artifact. Cube wanted the reversal to give to Chris Hero, who would use it to end his woes of defeat to the submission, and in return Hero would work for Cube at Kaiju Big Battel.

There's most of your answer.

And introducing, a new recurring video featuring. This will be called the "Throwdown Lowdown", and it looks to be going through some of the more entertaining clips of CHIKARA's past. The first episode shall be salivating to you fans who love to see Lince die on a weekly basis.

[Bake Or Die]

Nov 23, 2010 16:08:41 GMT -5 perkleton said:

ive googled around alot, but i cant find anything. is there a site or anything with general rundown of chikaras storyline history?
like, i dont want to have to find tidbits of information for 49230490940 hours to find out things on forums lol.
i dont even know why the Bdk is a threat, apart from that they cheat to win....or something haha.
and whats the deal with the order of the neo solar temple?
its hard to find out even this stuff<:/

These may help

[Deleted]

Match 4 at Reality is Relative:

[Deleted]

Got so caught up with all the holiday stuff going on that I didn't post the blog from DVS from the 24th:
11/24/2010: Let me pose a question to you, CHIKARMY. What kind of referee allows a child to become a legal participant in a wrestling match and score a pinfall? What kind of referee splits his duties between supposedly officiating matches in an impartial way, and making very partial remarks from Commentation Station minutes later? What kind of referee makes a spectacle of himself by becoming physically involved in a match he is supposed to be overseeing?



The answer is obvious - the only kind of referee that would do this is a referee who does not take his responsibilites very seriously. A referee not unlike Herr Remsburg.

Our Board of Directors, in response to alleged complaints (I have seen or heard none) about the way in which another of our referees conducts himself, hired a third-party auditor to assess job performance. Why is this same protocol not being followed as it relates to Herr Remsburg? His actions this past weekend are more than reprehensible. In fact, when the Board convenes in December, I think that will be a most appropriate time to nominate someone else for the position of "senior official."

Im Namen der Bruderschaft,
DVS

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Match 5 at Reality is Relative

[DramaGuyCJM]

Nov 26, 2010 8:30:24 GMT -5 @vyse said:

Got so caught up with all the holiday stuff going on that I didn't post the blog from DVS from the 24th:
11/24/2010: Let me pose a question to you, CHIKARMY. What kind of referee allows a child to become a legal participant in a wrestling match and score a pinfall? What kind of referee splits his duties between supposedly officiating matches in an impartial way, and making very partial remarks from Commentation Station minutes later? What kind of referee makes a spectacle of himself by becoming physically involved in a match he is supposed to be overseeing?



The answer is obvious - the only kind of referee that would do this is a referee who does not take his responsibilites very seriously. A referee not unlike Herr Remsburg.

Our Board of Directors, in response to alleged complaints (I have seen or heard none) about the way in which another of our referees conducts himself, hired a third-party auditor to assess job performance. Why is this same protocol not being followed as it relates to Herr Remsburg? His actions this past weekend are more than reprehensible. In fact, when the Board convenes in December, I think that will be a most appropriate time to nominate someone else for the position of "senior official."

Im Namen der Bruderschaft,
DVS

I can shenanigans! And not the good, fun, entertaining, 3.0-type of shenanigans either.

[Deleted]

Nov 27, 2010 18:27:37 GMT -5 DramaGuyCJM said:

Nov 26, 2010 8:30:24 GMT -5 @vyse said:

Got so caught up with all the holiday stuff going on that I didn't post the blog from DVS from the 24th:
11/24/2010: Let me pose a question to you, CHIKARMY. What kind of referee allows a child to become a legal participant in a wrestling match and score a pinfall? What kind of referee splits his duties between supposedly officiating matches in an impartial way, and making very partial remarks from Commentation Station minutes later? What kind of referee makes a spectacle of himself by becoming physically involved in a match he is supposed to be overseeing?



The answer is obvious - the only kind of referee that would do this is a referee who does not take his responsibilites very seriously. A referee not unlike Herr Remsburg.

Our Board of Directors, in response to alleged complaints (I have seen or heard none) about the way in which another of our referees conducts himself, hired a third-party auditor to assess job performance. Why is this same protocol not being followed as it relates to Herr Remsburg? His actions this past weekend are more than reprehensible. In fact, when the Board convenes in December, I think that will be a most appropriate time to nominate someone else for the position of "senior official."

Im Namen der Bruderschaft,
DVS

I can shenanigans! And not the good, fun, entertaining, 3.0-type of shenanigans either.

evil shenanigans

[Angus Mcloud]

In sorta Chikara news I had my first match tonight and I got eliminated by Steve The Turtle.

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Nov 27, 2010 23:33:19 GMT -5 Angus Mcloud said:

In sorta Chikara news I had my first match tonight and I got eliminated by Steve The Turtle.

I'm so sorry.

[Angus Mcloud]

Nov 27, 2010 23:34:45 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

Nov 27, 2010 23:33:19 GMT -5 Angus Mcloud said:

In sorta Chikara news I had my first match tonight and I got eliminated by Steve The Turtle.

I'm so sorry.

It was a battle royal that Steve ended up winning.

[Chainsaw]

Nov 27, 2010 21:15:03 GMT -5 @vyse said:

Nov 27, 2010 18:27:37 GMT -5 DramaGuyCJM said:

I can shenanigans! And not the good, fun, entertaining, 3.0-type of shenanigans either.

evil shenanigans

Ones that are tragic and cruel.

And also...S*** JUST GOT REAL, PEOPLE! NO ONE MESSES WITH HIS ROYAL BRYCENESS!!!