CHIKARA Season 9: A Call To Arms

[The Tank]

Wow, Vokoder. Shocking.

NOW WHO THE HELL IS VOKODER?!?!?!?

I know we'll find out at Cibernetico, but that doesn't make the wait easier.

[Monster Under Your Bed]

Is that the final line-up? Because I eagerly anticipate Kingston v Del Rey

[W?Y]

Aww, come on! WHO IS HE??!!!!

[Jazzman]

You know what, I'm fine not knowing, and I'm even cooler not knowing until the match is over, because I'm assuming either Vokoder or UMB win this one for Chikara.

[Bake Or Die]

I don't think that's the final order of the BDK. UMB was told to pick the order of him team & then Ares would decide his & the BDK order on the match image hasn't changed.

By the way what was the big deal with UMB wanting Hallowicked so bad? I mean I like Hallowicked but since when did Hallowicked become this ultimate force that UMB just had to have on the team?

[The Spelunker!]

Vokoder? Pinky has got to be crapping himself.

[DramaGuyCJM]

Oct 18, 2010 10:31:29 GMT -5 @vyse said:

New blog by former Director of Fun, LFC:

10/18/2010: Well Dieter...I don't know what to say. This offer of yours is...dare I say...uncharacteristic of you? Regardless, I gladly accept. I'll have a card put together for our final Easton event of the Season right away. I think you might be going overboard thinking the card will be a flop, but I guess we'll see, right?

I'm sure if some of the interoffice memos going around are any indication, there's a growing segment of our fanbase that feels like the Director isn't delivering much on the Fun front. So, I guess it makes the most sense to create a card with that in mind.



Y'know, I have to give the devil his due (sorry Dieter, that would be you) - but I can't say I ever attracted corporate investors to CHIKARA. In fact, there's talk going around about a company buy-out. That's amazing stuff, if you look back where we were when I first became Director. And no, I don't have attendance figures on my resume to rival yours, but I did come up with some pretty popular concepts. King of Trios, anyone? How about the Global Gauntlet - our best selling title among overseas customers? How about the Golden Dream matches that spotlighted the legacy of the Young Lions Cup?

I understand the provision that I cannot make any title matches for the card in Easton. Maybe some would see that as you trying to handicap the potential popularity or drawing power of the event. Well, not me. I couldn't imagine someone with such an obvious affinity for the BDK giving that kind of power to someone else. And it doesn't bother me. The month of November reminds me of crowding around the TV set after Thanksgiving dinner with my family, and watching giant 8-man elimination tag matches on pay-per-view. I miss those. And when I think about what CHIKARA's been missing this season...well, it will be really easy for me to put a card on paper for you, Dieter.

Expect something in the morning from me.
LFC

I like where this is going. I'd be all for some Atomicos matches, especially since I think there's been, at most, 2 this year.

And if we add some elimination rules to these matches... I suppose you could say this "Series" of matches would emphasize "Surviving"...

Either way, I'll gladly be there!

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Oct 18, 2010 13:20:22 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

I don't think that's the final order of the BDK. UMB was told to pick the order of him team & then Ares would decide his & the BDK order on the match image hasn't changed.

By the way what was the big deal with UMB wanting Hallowicked so bad? I mean I like Hallowicked but since when did Hallowicked become this ultimate force that UMB just had to have on the team?

It's because Hallowicked, like UMB and Icarus, was part of the first graduating class of the CHIKARA Wreslte Factory

[Bake Or Die]

Oct 18, 2010 14:27:38 GMT -5 @vyse said:

Oct 18, 2010 13:20:22 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

I don't think that's the final order of the BDK. UMB was told to pick the order of him team & then Ares would decide his & the BDK order on the match image hasn't changed.

By the way what was the big deal with UMB wanting Hallowicked so bad? I mean I like Hallowicked but since when did Hallowicked become this ultimate force that UMB just had to have on the team?

It's because Hallowicked, like UMB and Icarus, was part of the first graduating class of the CHIKARA Wreslte Factory

No,I know that but storyline wise UMB acted like he would do anything for Hallowicked to be on his team. Like it was a must that he be be on it.

[Richard]

You know who I want to see in Chikara?




Eric Young. I was thinking about how he has turned so much crap into gold in TNA and would love to see what he could do with the gold that Chikara produces.

[Methusael86]

I don't think we've had any Atomicos Increibles matches (the one where tag teams are split into two groups to face each other) have we?

My guess: He'll be forcing the BDK to face each other in a four on four match.

[Mr T L Wolf]

Oct 18, 2010 17:39:25 GMT -5 Bake Or Die said:

Oct 18, 2010 14:27:38 GMT -5 @vyse said:

It's because Hallowicked, like UMB and Icarus, was part of the first graduating class of the CHIKARA Wreslte Factory

No,I know that but storyline wise UMB acted like he would do anything for Hallowicked to be on his team. Like it was a must that he be be on it.

Because he knows it's his chance to bring Hallowicked back into the fold with the Temple?

[Deleted]

Roster updates:
Colin Delaney is now Colin Delaney Olsen, and is now a tecnico.

Jimmy Olsen and Colin Delaney Olsen are officially affiliated as "The Olsen Twins"

Jigsaw and Helios are no longer affiliated with "The Future is Now"

And finally, the big one: Ultramantis Black is now a tecnico.

Also, new blog by Colin Delaney Olsen:
10/19/2010: Dear Vinny G,

As a wise man once said - Cut. It. Out.

I have sooo many issues with your "Vlog" (thats a Vin Blog, its like a video blog, but wayyyyy more lame) I don't even know where to start. Let's just start from the top!

If you haven't heard by now... "THE OLSEN TWINS ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!! Jimmy's got his "groove" back!! Everyone's sooo excited, everyone's sooo happy!"

Everyone has heard by now, and Everyone IS happy! Everyone IS excited! and just like Stella, Jimmy DID get his groove back. Well, everyone but you is happy, and you're not happy because you lost the only thing that made your group credible. Also, you're prolly the only one not excited, because on October 24th, you're the one who has to step in the ring with the reunited and reinvigorated Olsen Twins. Oh! and did I mention...Jimmy got his groove back.

"Colin, we gave you chance after chance and you blew it. You're used up. I can list what you've done for us in three lines.

1.) You got us our own locker room.

2.) You got CHIKARA to play our theme music.

Oh! .. and most importantly,

3.) You cost us the King of Trios, two years in a row."

Vin, I can also list what you have done in 3 lines.

A) Formed the UnStable.

2) Convinced that construction worker traffic regulator guy that everyone hated to join you.

Andddd... Umm....

D) Convinced the construction worker to join you? Did I already say that?

Thats really the last thing I remember you doing. After that, it was me who got you guys a locker room, it was me who got us theme music, and it was me who got you out of the gutter and into the spotlight. Basically Vin, without me, there would have been no King of Trios to lose, becuase you would still be in the dumpster I pulled you out of.



Then you wrote:

"And Jimmy. Aw, Jimmy. This is your big moment, isn't it? Back together with big brother. This must be exactly how you envisioned it. What a dream come true! You get more pathetic by the month, Olsen. You rode the coat-tails of Equinox - a legend I carved out for myself before you stole it - as long as you could before that legacy proved more than you could handle."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!...HAHAHAHA! Did you really just call Equinox "a legend you carved out for yourself"? AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA! Oh man, that's rich. Do you remember when you were Equinox? Did you ever even win a match? Oh jeez, and "Legacy more than he could handle"? He prolly just wanted to take it off before it started to smell as bad as you do. The fact is, Jimmy did more with that mask than you ever did. Remember when Equinox was Young Lions Cup champion? That was when my brother was under the hood. When you were under that mask, you probably would have knocked yourself unconscious trying to advance through the opening round!

On October 24th in Hamden, CT...one more time. It will be painfully obvious who has gotten weak.

Actually Vin, on October 24th in Hamden, CT... one more friggin' time! It will be painfully obvious who was never really strong to begin with.

You got it, dude.
CDO

[dsriggs]

Ultramantis Black is now a tecnico

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?

[Bake Or Die]

Just signed - Daizee Haze & Sara Del Rey WILL be in action this Sunday at our Hamden, CT card! Tix & info: tinyurl.com/2gy6oe2

[Deleted]

First match signed for Scornucopia

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

LOS ICE CREAMS ARE BACK?!!! MUY DELICIOSO!!!

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

Oct 19, 2010 9:29:16 GMT -5 @vyse said:

Ultramantis Black is now a tecnico.

And with this here's the count-up....thing:

Tecnicos: 20
Rudos: 8
BDK (including announcers, ref and D.o.F.): 12

[Bake Or Die]

So in the Rudo section we only have 2 constants.

1.FIST
2.The UnStable

And then you have Brodie Lee

And Los Ice Creams who don't even act like rudos.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Don't worry, once the BDK angle is over, we'll see a HUGE shaking out of who's rudo and who's not. Expect UMB back over in the rudo section, at the very least. And most of the BDK, as well.