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Post by THRJamesAngelo on Aug 29, 2010 13:54:44 GMT -5
"One too many HOES, for Hacksaw"
Monsoon, WM 8
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2010 18:36:24 GMT -5
Joey Styles always had some smart-comment to say. I'm sure every one of them was planned out, but still funny nevertheless.
(After Al Snow's locker room promo at N2R '97, not long after introducing Head to his gimmick): "Well, apparently Al Snow got a little Head in the locker room...can't believe I just said that. Forget I said that!"
(Joey during a "Pulp Fiction" montage): "Write to 'Beulah's Box', because her box is always open for you. (To off-screen guy) I can't say something like that! Now I'll never get an agent!"
(Fans chant for Francine to "Show her..."): "Well, this IS ECW Home Video, and I'd kinda like to see them myself!"
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Post by celticjobber on Aug 29, 2010 19:40:40 GMT -5
Bob Uecker at Wrestlemania 3 - "I'm seeing Little Beaver all over the place." Slight pause. "Look at the little guy, he's in the ring, he's out of the ring, he's everywhere!" Maybe it's just me, but I don't think he was referring to a match participant with the first part of that line. From what I've heard about Bob, he loves to tell dirty jokes and has a filthy mind. So he probably meant for it to sound dirty. Artie Lange told a great story about Uecker on Letterman a few years ago: |
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Aug 29, 2010 22:27:35 GMT -5
We have a rugby commentator down my way named Murray Mexted that's well known for coming up with some real howlers during the matches. Absolute pearls of wisdom that include the likes of: "I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through." or "You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that." Now because of Mexted's commentary, I can no longer drink beer whenever I watch the All Blacks play on the Tele. |
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Post by Bearer is God on Aug 29, 2010 22:53:34 GMT -5
I don't have any quotes, but Vince's constant fawning over HBK in the mid 90s had a lot of disturbingly homoerotic undertones. Ever see the interview he did with Tony Atlas in the early 80's. If the camera were lower you'd see a big ol' Vinnie chub. I've seen that, it's hilariously disturbing. Or disturbingly hilarious. I like how Vince just talks to him about his love for wrestling and then randomly bursts out with "If you wouldn't mind, we'd like to see some posing!" And then, to quote Vince exactly - "Take a look at that..aaaaalright! Mmmm! Unbelievable. Look at that chest! YOU HAVE GOT IT, look at those arms - YOU HAVE GOT IT, THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!" I just can't help but laugh whenever I watch it, he looks so ridiculously happy. |
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Post by romafan87 on Aug 29, 2010 23:35:55 GMT -5
Ever see the interview he did with Tony Atlas in the early 80's. If the camera were lower you'd see a big ol' Vinnie chub. I've seen that, it's hilariously disturbing. Or disturbingly hilarious. I like how Vince just talks to him about his love for wrestling and then randomly bursts out with "If you wouldn't mind, we'd like to see some posing!" And then, to quote Vince exactly - "Take a look at that..aaaaalright! Mmmm! Unbelievable. Look at that chest! YOU HAVE GOT IT, look at those arms - YOU HAVE GOT IT, THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!" I just can't help but laugh whenever I watch it, he looks so ridiculously happy. I don't know what is worse: I knew EXACTLY what promo you were talking about or that I rewatched it and you nailed Vince's dialog word for word! |
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Post by Bearer is God on Aug 30, 2010 9:53:54 GMT -5
To be fair I got it right because I watched it again too ;D (Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it  ) Vince sure is a complicated person though. I wonder if he ever got Tony Atlas to pose for him in his office. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Aug 30, 2010 10:02:02 GMT -5
One from Chikara, which wasn't unintentional at all, really(I'm paraphrasing here, by the way):
Ultramantis Black: Who would you say, Mr. Remsburg, is the pitcher and the catcher in the relationship between Larry Sweeney and Mr. Mana?
Bryce: I would say that Larry Sweeney is the pitcher in this relationship, Ultramantis.
UMB: And by pitcher, you mean of course, the one who pours the lemonade for Mr. Mana?
Bryce: Pink lemonade, yes!
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Aug 30, 2010 13:41:02 GMT -5
I've seen that, it's hilariously disturbing. Or disturbingly hilarious. I like how Vince just talks to him about his love for wrestling and then randomly bursts out with "If you wouldn't mind, we'd like to see some posing!" And then, to quote Vince exactly - "Take a look at that..aaaaalright! Mmmm! Unbelievable. Look at that chest! YOU HAVE GOT IT, look at those arms - YOU HAVE GOT IT, THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!" I just can't help but laugh whenever I watch it, he looks so ridiculously happy. I don't know what is worse: I knew EXACTLY what promo you were talking about or that I rewatched it and you nailed Vince's dialog word for word! I think the worst ever was Heenan having an orgasm out of his mouth during the unveiling of the Narcissist, I think at RR93. |
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Post by agent817 on Aug 30, 2010 14:17:32 GMT -5
KOTR 1998, Triple H doing color commentary and talking about when Chyna was doing color commentary with the spanish commentators. He said "I'm bi-anything, lingual is not one of them". Then he realizes that he implied that he was bisexual. I can't say it was that dirty, but still.
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Post by Jobes on Aug 30, 2010 14:46:38 GMT -5
Magnum TA's "I'm gonna come on you" promo.
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Post by Scott Norton's Only Fan on Aug 30, 2010 20:22:24 GMT -5
Randy Savage's entire post-match promo from Wrestlemania 8.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2010 20:52:55 GMT -5
JR on Big Show in the 2001 Royal Rumble: "It's like a man playing with children!" And yet nobody mentioned Kurt Angle's promo about wrestling Rey Misterio and how he loves to play with little boys. You people are slipping! |
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 2, 2010 1:45:07 GMT -5
During a backstage segment on WWECW:
Tommy Dreamer: Come on, Stevie...
Stevie Richards: Don't "come on" me, Tommy!
Ooooooooo....kay.
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 2, 2010 4:41:29 GMT -5
(Matt Borne as Doink is in a match when Steve Keirn Doink interfers through the crowd)
Heenan: Notice how the first Doink is left handed and the 2nd Doink is right handed.
(Steve Lombardi then runs in)
Heenan: Which means that Doink must go both ways.
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Post by azrael502 on Sept 3, 2010 14:01:24 GMT -5
I don't have any quotes, but Vince's constant fawning over HBK in the mid 90s had a lot of disturbingly homoerotic undertones. Yes But thats Because He Was Vinnnie Macs Boy Toy |
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Sept 3, 2010 16:45:39 GMT -5
I just realized I started a similar thread about this about a year ago. Here are a few of my favorites Gorilla Monsoon: Hulk Hogan doing a number here as he takes Mr. Wonderful from behind. Lord Alfred Hayes: Bundy looking around for somebody to pick on. He can't find anybody, he's gonna come on the back of one of The Machines. Gene Okerlund: Look at that package! Vince McMahon: I believe that given the opportunity, either Martel or Michaels, will unquestionably unload in their opponent's kisser. JR: When we went off the air last night, Helmsley was making pretty good use of a pool cue on Goldust JR: MY GOD, HE'S HUNG! F****** Gold! |
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Post by Tim on Sept 3, 2010 17:26:48 GMT -5
Magnum TA's "I'm gonna come on you" promo. Yes! Something about "them going at it like two men should". |
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How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Sept 3, 2010 23:19:33 GMT -5
Magnum TA's "I'm gonna come on you" promo. Yes! Something about "them going at it like two men should". Haha! magnum T.A.? More like Magnum T-GAY! Am I right? I'll see myself out...... |
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Post by mybraveface on Sept 4, 2010 3:00:08 GMT -5
During Michaels / Flair vs. Hart / Savage match (included on Randy Savage Ultimate Collection DVD set)
JR & Heenan talk about Sherri:
Heenan: I've seen you wink at her, and, give her the eye.
JR: I'm not gonna give her anything, an eye, or any other part.. of-a.. my personality, I can tell 'ya that right now.
Heenan: You said THAT one Ross.
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