Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Apr 17, 2011 23:43:31 GMT -5
There was apparently a naked woman in my driveway.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 17, 2011 23:44:15 GMT -5
Pics?
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Post by rrm15 on Apr 17, 2011 23:44:38 GMT -5
.....or it didn't happen.
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Demented
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Post by Demented on Apr 17, 2011 23:46:09 GMT -5
There was apparently a naked woman in my driveway. And you missed it? Poor guy.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2011 23:47:15 GMT -5
Of course, you get a naked woman. All I ever got was a dead squirrel.
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Apr 17, 2011 23:47:30 GMT -5
Didn't see her.
I had heard some screaming outside but just figured it was my neighbors arguing or something. Cops knocked on my door
I answered, they inquisitized me on stuff.
Are you alone? What were you doing? Are you on parole?
They told me. I heard screaming from presumably the cop car.
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Apr 17, 2011 23:48:03 GMT -5
I assume she was on meth. That seems heavy in these here parts.
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Post by lildude8218 on Apr 17, 2011 23:49:44 GMT -5
Cops just knocked on your door
they were looking for you
swore the guns were her's and her's and his
they don't belong to you
Got handcuffed on the floor
knocked over a vase that was new
dragged you out of your place and punched your face
it's jail time for you
you'll see that life is real horrible and Bubba is winking at you
don't drop the soap dude
Bubba's winkin at you!
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Apr 18, 2011 0:23:39 GMT -5
Did you make sure to shove that balloon of heroin up your ass?
Did you make sure to shoot the sheriff, but not the deputy?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 18, 2011 0:30:38 GMT -5
I've had nightmares about this due to the illegal content posted by assholes on the board which shall not be named. I have since tried to not go there, but it is like an addicition. Meme's overpower common sense.
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Apr 18, 2011 6:01:24 GMT -5
Don't feel bad if you didn't see the naked chick. Sure she could have been really hot but she may have also looked like Roseanne.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 18, 2011 6:17:20 GMT -5
I once had a Woman run screaming across my yard because her "Boyfriend" tried to bite her Ear off.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Apr 18, 2011 9:21:30 GMT -5
.....or it didn't happen. Hahahaha, he should have said that to the cops.
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Post by kevservo on Apr 18, 2011 9:38:08 GMT -5
If it ever happens again, instead of answering the door scream "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS! BOBBI-LOU, HIDE THE BODY!"
Cops love that shit.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Apr 18, 2011 10:05:51 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm used to deadbeats showing up on my lawn. I just usually open the door and go "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN, DAD!"
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Apr 18, 2011 10:15:33 GMT -5
Don't let William H Macy find out that someone was banging his wife in the driveway again.
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Post by Young Game on Apr 18, 2011 10:29:35 GMT -5
I once had a Woman run screaming across my yard because her "Boyfriend" tried to bite her Ear off. Are things still pretty exciting living down the block from Mike Tyson? I've heard he's mellowed out a lot.
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Post by Monty Dawson on Apr 18, 2011 11:22:31 GMT -5
"Mom! Get Back inside!"
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 18, 2011 11:36:09 GMT -5
If it ever happens again, instead of answering the door scream "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS! BOBBI-LOU, HIDE THE BODY!" Cops love that s***. Nah, Just say I'm going to the Policeman's Ball & hopefully they'll reply "Policemen don't have balls!" & you can laugh all the way to a jail cell.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 18, 2011 12:47:56 GMT -5
*Bad boys, bad boys What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you?*
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