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Post by stinger on Aug 8, 2011 12:19:54 GMT -5
8/8/11 Colonial Life Arena Columbia, SC
Dusty: Welcome everyone to Monday Mayhem, live from Columbia, South Carolina. We have a great night in store for you at home. We have one more qualifying match for the championship tournament, and I’ve been informed that General Manager Ric Flair will be making a huge announcement. Jesse: Hopefully that announcement is a new broadcast partner for me. Dusty: I don’t think so Jesse the Body. You’re not getting rid of me that easy. Jesse: Easy? Do you know how many times I’ve called Flair’s office about this? Dusty: Never mind that, I can’t wait to get the action underway…
** Chris Jericho’s music hits and he makes his way down to the ring in a suit, microphone in hand. Jericho: If you watched last week, I’m sure it’s obvious why I’m out here. I am here to launch a formal complaint against General Manager Ric Flair for the shameless pandering to Shawn Michaels’s every whim that we saw last week. Apparently, all Shawn Michaels needs to do is ask and he will be given his way in this company. Last week, we saw Michaels go into Flair’s office, and ask for a job for one of his old lackeys, and we saw Ric Flair cave in and give Shawn Michaels exactly what he wanted. In order to save face, Flair said that Shawn’s friend will have to win a match tonight. Now, undoubtedly, Flair has lined up an opponent that Michaels’s stooge can easily defeat. But I won’t stand for that. I won’t stand for that because, while you people may deserve to watch some washed up has been friend of Shawn Michaels come out here and hobble around the ring every week, I don’t deserve that. I deserve to compete in an organization that employs only wrestlers in that are at the top of their game, not has-beens who should be in a retirement home. So, I demand that I be the opponent for whatever washed up, past their prime, has-been that Shawn Michaels brings in. ** WOO! Ric Flair’s music hits. Flair: First of all Chris, who are you to question any decision I make? I run this company. You work for me. You have no authority to make matches, and I won’t be pushed around by one of my employees. Jericho: Really? That’s funny because we all saw you cave in to Shawn Michaels’s unreasonable demands just last week. Of course that comes as no surprise. Everywhere I go, people are misguidedly singing the praises of “The Showstopper.” Now, since you are in Shawn Michaels’s back pocket… Flair: Hold it right there, son. The Nature Boy is in nobody’s back pocket. I make the rules around here, I make the matches around here, and I sign the talent around here. If I want to hire someone, I do it on my terms, not yours, not Shawn’s, mine. Now, on to your request about tonight’s match. Jericho: No, perhaps in your old age you didn’t hear me correctly, Ric. I didn’t request a match with Shawn’s crony, I demanded it. Flair: Perhaps you didn’t hear me correctly because you have your head so far up your own ass. I make the matches around here. The fact is, I already have an opponent in mind for Shawn’s friend. But, Chris, I also have an opponent in mind for you. Later tonight, you will go one on one with John Morrison. Now, kindly exit the ring. I have some business to take care of. Jericho: John Morrison? The same person that lost on this program last week to Cody Rhodes? You may as well give me the night off, Ric. I mean, Cody Rhodes is a solid wrestler, but I am the best in the world at what I do. If I’m going to waste my time coming out here and performing for this redneck idiots, at least give me a challenge. ** A voice comes from nowhere: “Wait a second, what was that?” CM Punk appears on the ramp. Punk: I’m sorry to interrupt you Chris, because, quite frankly, I too am sickened by the blatant favoritism being shown toward Shawn Michaels. But, I was sitting backstage, watching the monitor, and I probably misheard you, but it sounded like you said that you were the best in the world at what you do? You see, there’s where I have to disagree with you, Chris. You see, in my humble opinion, you’re a great wrestler. But there can only be one best wrestler in the world…and his name is CM Punk. Jericho: No, Punk, you didn’t mishear me. I was very clear in my assertion that I am the best in the world. You see, not only am I… Flair: Would both of you cut the crap? John Morrison not a big enough challenge for you, Chris? How about you vs. John Morrison vs. CM Punk in a triple threat match? That a big enough challenge for you? Don’t answer that. Get backstage, get in your ring gear and get ready to compete. ** Punk smiles and goes backstage. Jericho drops his mic, yells some things at Ric on his way out and goes backstage as well.
Flair: Now, as I said, I’ve got some business to attend to. I’ve got a a major announcement to make tonight. In order to make the announcement properly, I need some assistance. If I could get the lovely Sunny to come out here… ** Sunny comes out carrying two black and gold belts. She them to Flair, waves to the crowd and heads backstage. Flair: Thank you, sweetheart. These are the ASW World Tag Team Championships. Back in my day, tag team wrestling was an art form. There were some great tag teams…The Road Warriors, The Rock n’ Roll Express, The Hart Foundation, and the list goes on. Tag team wrestling was important then, and it’s going to be important in my company. That’s why I had these belts made. These belts are up for grabs in a four team round robin tournament that will take place over the next three weeks. You win a match, you get two points, you get one point for a draw. It’s that simple. The team with the most points at the end of the three weeks wins the belts. The teams competing are the Usos, Beer Money, The World’s Greatest Tag Team, and the New Age Outlaws.
***Commercial break*** Match #1: The Usos vs. The World’s Greatest Tag Team Christy Hemme: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. First, with a total combined weight of 475 pounds, from San Francisco, California, Jimmy and Jey, the Usos! (The Usos perform their tribal dance and make their way down the aisle.) And their opponents, with a total combined weight of 497 pounds, Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas, the World’s Greatest Tag Team! Haas and Jimmy start the match. They grapple for a while, but Jimmy’s strength gives him the upper hand. He whips Haas into the turnbuckle and runs in with a clothesline. He makes a quick tag to Jey, and holds Haas while Jey delivers punches to Haas’s ribs. He gives Haas a belly to back suplex and gets a two count. He pulls Haas to his feet and comes off the ropes. Haas ducks and dropkicks Jey coming off the opposite ropes. Haas goes to the top rope and comes off with a double axe handle on Jey. He drags Jey to his corner and makes the tag to Shelton. He holds Jey and Shelton delivers several punches to the midsection. The ref clears Haas out of the ring. Shelton works Jey over for a while and makes the tag to Haas. Shelton holds Jey’s feet as Haas comes off the top with an elbow drop. He goes for the cover, but Jimmy breaks it up at 2. As the ref clears Jimmy from the ring, Shelton chokes Jey on the bottom rope. As the ref turns around, he breaks the choke and Haas stomps Jey repeatedly. Haas tags Shelton and holds Jey as Shelton goes to the top rope. Shelton attempts a dropkick but Jey ducks, causing the kick to connect with Haas. Jey capitalizes and makes the tag to the fresher Jimmy. Jimmy enters and hits Haas with several chops and kicks. He bodyslams Haas and hits a corner splash. He then hits a sit-out full nelson atomic drop and goes for the cover. Shelton tries to interfere but Jey his him with a superkick out to the floor. Jimmy goes up top and hits a diving splash on Haas and gets the three count. Winner: Jimmy and Jey Uso
Dusty: What a contest that was, Jesse. Jesse: Yeah, but Jey Uso had no business in the ring at the end. Dusty: What about Shelton Benjamin? Jesse: Isn’t it obvious, Rhodes? I saw Jimmy Uso grab Charlie’s tights trying to get leverage. I’m sure Shelton saw it to. Dusty: I don’t think I saw it the same way, Jesse. Nevertheless, the Usos get the win and two points. Jesse: Yeah, the bunch of cheaters. Anyway, we gotta go to commercial, but when we get back, the Celtic Warrior Sheamus battles the Mexican pipsqueak Sin Cara.
**As the show goes to commercial, the camera cuts backstage to Shawn Michaels outside the arena on a cell phone. Shawn: How far away are you? Well hurry up, you’re going to make me look bad if you’re late. Alright, see you in a few. ***Commercial Break***
**Camera is in Chris Jericho’s locker room. Jericho has changed into his ring gear. CM Punk walks in. Jericho: What do you want? Punk: Relax, I’m here with an offer you’d be stupid to refuse. There’s no reason we should go all out tonight. The tournament starts next week, and we should keep ourselves fresh for that, not waste our energy on some meaningless match with John Morrison. That being said, I say we team up on Morrison, take him out, then you lay down, let me get the pin, and rest up for next week. Jericho: Yeah, that way you can make more fraudulent claims of being the best in the world and use this victory as evidence? You’re dumber than you look. Punk: Suit yourself. But at least do me a favor. When you’re writhing around in pain, looking up at me getting my hand raised in victory, remember that it could have been avoided had it not been for your misplaced arrogance. ** Punk leaves. Jericho watches him in disgust as he walks out.
Match #2: Sheamus vs. Sin Cara Christy Hemme: This match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Dublin, Ireland, weighing in at 272 pounds, The Celtic Warrior Sheamus! (Sheamus comes out to a chorus of boos.) And his opponent, from Mexico City, weighing in at 175 pounds…Sin Cara! (Sin Cara makes his signature entrance with the somersault over the top rope from the floor. The lighting for the match, however, is normal.) The match starts out with Sin Cara using his quickness to his advantage to get some strikes to Sheamus’s knees. Sin Cara gets Sheamus down on one knee, then comes off the ropes for a hurricanrana, which sends Sheamus into the turnbuckle. Sin Cara scales the turnbuckle, and nails Sheamus with missile dropkick off the top rope. Sheamus is on the ground and Sin Cara goes to the top rope for a moonsault. It looks like Sin Cara went to the well too many times as Sheamus gets to his feet and catches Sin Cara in midair. Sheamus performs a backbreaker. He picks Sin Cara up and throws him to the corner. He runs in for a clothesline, but Sin Cara ducks and kicks Sheamus in the stomach. Sheamus doubles over and Sin Cara goes to the top and hits a legdrop on the back of Sheamus’s head. Sin Cara goes for his patented tilt-a-whirl head scissors into DDT, but Sheamus catches him and drives his back into the turnbuckle. Sheamus then slams Sin Cara to the mat and stomps his head repeatedly until the ref makes him stop. Sheamus then signals to the crowd for his finsiher. He waits for Sin Cara to get to his feet and hits the Brogue Kick. He covers Sin Cara and gets the three count. Winner: Sheamus ** As Sheamus celebrates, AJ Styles comes through the crowd and blindsides him from behind. He hits a barrage of punches followed by a jumping high kick, then the Styles Clash. As Sheamus lies on the mat, AJ grabs a mic: Styles: Last week, you messed with the wrong guy. If it’s a war you want, you overgrown leprechaun, then you got yourself a war. ** AJ drops the mic and goes backstage. The camera cuts to Ric Flair in his office. Flair: Come in. ** Dolph Ziggler enters the room, accompanied by Layla. Flair: Can I help you? Dolph: Yes, Ric, you can help me. You can help me by cancelling this qualifying match I’m in tonight and putting me in the championship tournament with the rest of the former champions. Ric: Excuse me? Dolph: Yeah, I am a former world champion as well. I have a video on my iPhone to prove it. (He shows the video of him getting crowned champion to Ric Flair, who looks wholly unimpressed.) Ric: I see. I must have forgotten that. How long were you champion, exactly? Dolph: That is irrelevant, you senile old man. I was a world champion, you saw the proof. Now put me in the tournament. Ric: Well, Dolph, you’re right, it was an oversight not to put you in as a former champion. However, my faulty memory slighted another former champion, too. You see, I forgot all about Daniel Bryan’s world championship in Ring of Honor. So, since I only have one spot left in the tournament, the two of you will have to compete for it tonight. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got business to handle. (Flair leaves his office, leaving Dolph and Layla to look at each other and shake their heads in disgust) ***Commercial Break*** Dusty: Welcome back to Monday Mayhem. Jesse the Body, what have you thought of the show so far? Jesse: Well, I wasn’t surprised that Sheamus was able to make short work of that masked midget Sin Cara, but why did AJ Styles have to stick his big nose into Sheamus’s business? Dusty: Obviously Styles was getting some payback for last week. Sheamus deserved every bit of that. Jesse: Well, once again your stupidity shines through. AJ Styles had no business out here. Dusty: We’ll have to agree to disagree on that point Jesse, but I think we can both agree that our next match, the final qualifying match for the championship tournament will be a real treat. Jesse: Dolph Ziggler shouldn’t even have to compete in this match, Rhodes, he’s a former world champion. Ric Flair is screwing him over by even making him qualify for the tournament. Match #3: Tournament Qualifying Match – Dolph Ziggler vs. Daniel Bryan Christy Hemme: This tournament qualifying match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Layla, from Hollywood, Florida, weighing in at 223 pounds, Dolph Ziggler! And his opponent, from Aberdeen, Washington, weighing in at 192 pounds, Daniel Bryan! The match gets under way and the momentum swings back and forth with a series of grapples and suplexes. Ziggler is able to gain the upper hand with a fireman’s carry gutbuster. Ziggler decides to work the legs of Daniel Bryan with some stomps and submission holds. Dolph applies a figure four. Daniel Bryan struggles to get to the ropes. He gets a hand on the rope and Dolph breaks the hold at the count of four. Bryan gets to his feet but he’s unsteady, his leg obviously in pain. Dolph goes for a dropkick but Bryan ducks. As the ref checks on Dolph, Bryan goes for the top rope, but Layla sweeps his good leg, forcing him to shift his weight to the leg Dolph has been working throughout the match. Bryan’s leg crumbles under his weight and he falls to the mat. Ziggler is back up and sits Bryan on the top rope. Dolph climbs to the second rope to attempt a suplex, but is met with a stiff right hand from Bryan. Bryan gets to his feet, wincing in pain, but delivers a huge kick to the back of Dolph’s head from the top rope. Bryan goes back to the top and waits for Dolph to turn around, then locks in the guillotine choke. Dolph taps out immediately. Winner: Daniel Bryan
**Camera cuts backstage to Sunny standing by with Shawn Michaels. Sunny: Shawn, I’m sure you heard what Chris Jericho and CM Punk were saying earlier about Ric Flair pandering to your wishes. Do you have any response to that? Shawn: You know, there are two kinds of people in this business. Those who get things done, like HBK, and those who prefer to cry about everything, like Punk and Jericho. It doesn’t really matter to me what those guys say. Do Ric Flair and I have a history? Yes. Are we friends? Yes. Does he value my opinion? I think so, and that’s why he’s listening to me about this guy I’ve got coming in. Sunny: That brings me to my next question. Who exactly is this friend of yours coming in tonight? Shawn: Now, now. You wouldn’t want me to ruin the surprise, would you? You and everyone else will find out soon enough. But listen, I’d love to stay and chat, but I’ve gotta go make sure everything is set for this match. Sunny: Thanks, Shawn. Back to you, Dusty and Jesse.
Dusty: Thank you very much, Sunny. Well, Jesse the Body, we’re all set for our second tag team round robin match of the night. Two teams with very similar styles, Beer Money and The New Age Outlaws. Jesse: They may have similar styles, but I have to give the edge to the younger, faster, and stronger Beer Money. I think Billy Gunn and Road Dogg are way past their prime and they’re going to get exposed as the has-beens they are.
Match #4: The New Age Outlaws vs. Beer Money Christy Hemme: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. First, making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 529 pounds, The New Age Outlaws!(NAO come out to pops from the crowd. They get in the ring and Road Dogg does the patented “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, etc.”) And their opponents, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, James Storm and Bobby Roode, Beer Money! The match begins with Road Dogg and Bobby Roode in the ring. Roode gains the upper hand and knocks Road Dogg to the ground with a hard right hand. He uses the opportunity to taunt Billy Gunn and then slaps Billy in the face. As Gunn tries to enter the ring to retaliate, the ref stops him. While the ref’s attention is focused on Billy, Roode whips Road Dogg into the corner and he and Storm pound him with punches. Roode tags in Storm. Storm picks up where Roode left off and continues pummeling Road Dogg with punches and kicks. Storm also takes an opportunity to taunt Gunn by mockingly giving the “Suck It” crotch chops toward Gunn. Gunn again tries to enter and is stopped by the referee. In the meantime, Road Dogg is shot back to Beer Money’s corner where Roode holds his arms and Storm lands a series of punches to his ribs. The beating on Road Dogg continues until Storm goes to the top rope to attempt a double axe handle and Gunn shakes the ropes, causing Storm to fall and suffer groin shot from the turnbuckle. Road Dogg is able to tag in Gunn, but Roode enters the ring. Gunn starts trading blows with Roode while Storm recovers. Storm blindsides Gunn, and Beer Money starts to double team him. Road Dogg gets back in the ring and bedlam breaks out between the teams. The ref is unable to maintain control and disqualifies both teams. Winner: Draw
***Commercial Break***
As we come back from commercial, Goldust is in the ring. Jesse: Well Rhodes, we see one of your illustrious offspring in the ring, and we’ve been informed that Shawn Michaels’s mystery wrestler is here and is on his way to the ring. Christy Hemme: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, from Columbus, Georgia, weighing in at 223 pounds…Marty Jannetty! Dusty: Well how about that, Jesse the Body? Shawn Michaels’s former tag team partner from the Rockers! He looks great, doesn’t he? Jesse: He looks okay for a washed up shell of a man, I suppose. Hell, Dusty, this guy is so old and decrepit, not even one of your kids could lose this match. Shame on Shawn Michaels for bringing this guy in here to get embarrassed on national television. I almost feel bad for Jannetty.
Match #5: Marty Jannetty vs. Goldust The match begins with Jannetty showing some quickness uncharacteristic for his age. Goldust sticks with the strategy of overpowering Jannetty with powerful strikes. The match continues, and the Michaels works the crowd on the outside, getting them solidly behind Jannetty. Goldust is able to slow Marty down and ground him in the middle of the ring with an armbar. The crowd rallies behind Marty as he gets to his feet. Marty reverses the armbar, sends Goldust into the ropes and hits him with a dropkick. As Goldust gets up, Marty goes for a kick. Goldust catches his leg, and Marty counters with an enziguri. Goldust is reeling and Marty hits a crossbody off the top rope. He gets a two count. He gets up and waits for Goldust to get to his feet and hits him with a superkick and then gets the three count. Winner: Marty Jannetty After the match, HBK gets in the ring and hugs Marty. The two celebrate and HBK grabs a mic. Shawn: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the newest member of the ASW roster, and a close, personal friend of the Heartbreak Kid…Marty Jannetty! Marty: (Takes the mic from Shawn.) Thanks, Shawn, and thanks for getting me this opportunity, I owe you one. And you guys, thank you for getting behind me. I can’t wait to come out and perform for you week in and week out. I promise not to let you down.
Jesse: Well, Rhodes, because of your son’s incompetence, we get to be treated to wheelchair matches around here. I can’t believe that washed up piece of garbage Jannetty is on the full-time roster now. Dusty: Well, believe it, Jesse the Body. My son Dustin, or Goldust if you will, put up a hell of a fight. Jesse: But just like his old man, couldn’t get the job done. Dusty: I’m gonna let that slide, because we got a real slobberknocker in our main event. John Morrison vs. CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho. That match coming up when we get back.
***Commercial Break***
Match 6: John Morrison vs. CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho Christy Hemme: The following contest is a triple threat match set for one fall, and is the Monday Mayhem Main Event! First, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 224 pounds, John Morrison! Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinios, weighing in at 222 pounds, CM Punk! And finally, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in at 226 pounds, Chris Jericho! The match begins with Punk and Jericho forming an alliance and teaming up on Morrison. They throw Morrison out of the ring and turn their attention to one another. They trade fists until Punk sweeps Jericho’s leg from him and applies a camel clutch to Jericho. Morrison goes to the top rope behind CM Punk and hits him with a dropkick. He goes back to the ropes and hits a moonsault on Punk. He goes for the cover but is interrupted by Jericho. The match continues with all three competitors fairly even in terms of amount of offense they get in. Finally, CM Punk and Jericho team up once more to beat down Morrison. Punk delivers the GTS and Jericho hits his Codebreaker on Morrison. Punk appeals to Jericho to let the match end by allowing Punk to get the cover. Jericho is unpersuaded and insists he be the one to cover Morrison. A shoving match ensues. Jericho and Punk trade furious punches. They both hit the ground and roll out of the ring. They fight on the outside for a while, trading blows, before CM Punk gets fed up and walks toward the backstage area. Jericho tries to stop him. Punk holds up his hands and says, “I’m done. You want the bogus win so bad? Go take it.” Punk points to Morrison, still lifeless on the mat. Jericho looks at Punk suspiciously, then goes back to the ring to cover Morrison. He goes for the cover, but Morrison springs to life and rolls Jericho up for the three count. Winner: John Morrison Morrison rolls out of the ring and heads to the back. Jericho sits in the ring, livid and in disbelief as the show goes off the air.
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Aug 9, 2011 3:57:10 GMT -5
Rage opens with a Video package of last week, where Undertaker was getting ready to enter the ring and got attacked by Chono & Muta. It shows Orton hitting the RKO in slow motion and getting the three count on Undertaker. The Video package ends with the Unholy Army standing tall over The Undertaker.
As Rage opens we go to the broadcast table with Jerry "The King" Lawler and Good Ole JR, Jim Ross.
JR: Boomer Sooner, King! What a show we have here tonight!
King: You aren't kidding, JR. Tonight we have Diamond Dallas Page taking on Sting and the winner of that match will face The Unholy Army Leader, Randy Orton.
JR: Don't forget we also have that HUGE Tag Team battle royal tonight! Also I believe Mr. Russo spoke with Molly Holly & Ivory earlier and he has something for Candice Michelle & Stacey Keibler tonight.
King: I can't wait to see what the results of those matches tonight. Earlier this evening Mr. Russo did the random drawing for Ted DiBiase's opponent and it was non other than, Rey Mysterio!
JR: Lets go to The Fink and get that match started shall we!
The Fink: The following contest is for the BWF TV Championship! First from West Palm Beach, FL. Weighing in at 235 pounds he is the BWF Television Champion! Accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard Tank Abbott, Ted DiBiase Jr.
DiBiase comes out to a crowd full of boos. He just shrugs it off.
The Fink: And his opponent, from San Diego, CA! Weighing in at 175 pounds, Rey Mysterio!
Rey comes out to a big pop! He makes his way down the isle and gives a young fan one of his masks.
The match starts out with Rey laying in some kicks to DiBiase. DiBiase catches Rey in a back suplex. DiBiase starts working over Mysterio for a little while, performing various moves to Mysterio's back. After awhile Mysterio gets his second wind and starts fighting back, he manages to hit a beautiful hurricarana on DiBiase, which sent DiBiase into the ropes in position for the 619, Mysterio hits the 619 and does a body splash but only gets a two count. Rey can't believe DiBiase kicked out of his finisher. As DiBiase was getting up Rey was getting ready to put DiBiase back in position for the 619 when, Kurt Angle came from out of the crowd and started brawling with Tank Abbott on the outside. As Kurt and Tank were brawling outside Rey and the referee was distracted so DiBiase got behind Rey and hit a low blow. Then DiBiase connected with Dream Street and went for the pin, at that time the ref turned around and counted the three count and DiBiase is the still the TV Champion.
Trainers and agents are surrounding Kurt Angle and Tank Abbott trying to break up their fight but it continues to spill to the back as DiBiase is celebrating with his title. As DiBiase is celebrating, Raven comes out through the crowd and is standing behind DiBiase. As soon as DiBiase turns around, Raven kicks him in the gut and hits the Evenflow DDT, grabs the title and escapes with it through the crowd.
JR: BAH GAWD KING! This is madness first Kurt Angle comes out and starts fighting with Tank Abbott and now Raven attacks DiBiase and steals the TV Title! What is going to happen next!
Commercial Break
Back from break we go to Russo's office with Candice Michelle and Stacy Keibler.
Candice: Last week me and Stacy got Humiliated! This is not what we signed up for! We was suppose to have a bikini contest where I was going to win and become the new BWF Women's Champion.
Stacy: Excuse me honey? In your dreams, its obvious I was going to win.
Candice: Look that is not the point! Mr. Russo what are you going to do about this?
Russo: Well ladies, you see I met with Molly and Ivory before the show started and they gave me back the Women's Championship. During this meeting we reached an agreement for Blaze of Glory. They really don't like the two of you and they want you two gone from this company. So they agreed to face you two at the Pay Per View with a stipulation that if they win, you two are fired from BWF forever!
Stacy: What do we get if we win? Are they going to be gone from BWF to?
Russo: No. If they lose then they will do something that would be far worse to them than getting fired. If they lose they agreed to strip down to their bra and panties in front of the live crowd.
Candice: That's it?
Russo: Yeah that's it, they will become what they hate the most, Divas. And think of the buy rates we'll get from that match after all our biggest target demographic is horny teenage boys, so promise them the possibility of girls in their underwear and they will buy the Pay Per View. Which brings us to tonight since you two are not as experienced as they are in the ring, I thought it would be a good idea to put you two in a match tonight. And since you don't have that much experience in the ring lets make it a two on one handicap match.
Stacy: Sounds good to me.
Russo: Oh yeah girls, that match is next! So get out there and show me what you got.
We go to ringside with The Fink as he introduces the next match.
The Fink: The following contest is a handicap match and it is scheduled for one fall! First making their way down the ramp, Candice Michelle and Stacy Keibler!
The crowd cheers for the divas, mostly the horny teenage males.
The Fink: And their opponent, from Japan. Weighing in at 275 pounds, Awesome Kong!
Kong makes her way down the ramp and Stacy and Candice look scared out of their mind. Stacy and Candice start off by rushing Kong, who just pushes both women away. Stacy runs at Kong again and Kong backhands her, knocking her down. Kong then goes over to Candice and slams her down to the mat. She grabs Stacy and hits the Implant Buster on her, next she grabs Candice and delivers a huge Awesome Bomb and pins her for the 3 count.
The Fink: Your winner of the match, Awesome Kong.
At this time Ivory and Molly come down to the ring. They start trash talking Candice and Stacy as Lita makes an appearance with a steel chair. Molly & Ivory advise Kong to hold Stacy up so Lita could hit her with the chair but instead of hitting Stacy Lita just nails Kong with the chair, and sends her out of the ring. Lita gets a microphone and begins to speak.
Lita: Ivory! Molly! Did you think I was on your side? Look I agree that women in the wrestling business needs to be good wrestlers but that doesn't mean that women wrestlers can't be beautiful as well. I know why you two are attacking these "divas". It's because they look good in a bikini and you two don't. It's because all the men flirt with Candice and Stacy and not with you! It's because they have experience with men and you two, at least Molly, doesn't. You two are just afraid that with the proper training, Candice and Stacy maybe better wrestlers then you as well. I've decided to train these women and I'm going to enjoy it when they kick your ass. And you know since I don't have a match at Blaze of Glory and their is no Women's Champion, I'm issuing a challenge to Awesome Kong at Blaze of Glory for the Women's Championship.
Molly and Ivory help Kong to the back as BWF goes to commercial.
Back from break, we go into Rey Mysterio's dressing room. Justin Gabriel enters.
Justin: Rey I saw what happen out there! You got robbed!
Rey: I know Justin, what are you doing here?
Justin: I'm here to form a partnership with you. Tonight there is this big Battle Royal for all the tag teams. I don't have a partner, so why don't you be my partner tonight. Since you didn't win the TV Title, no reason you shouldn't win the Tag Titles with me.
Rey: That sounds like a good idea, I'm down dog.
They shake hands as we go to our next match.
The Fink: The following contest is the semi-final match in the World Title tournament! First from The Jersey Shore! Weighing in at 248 pounds, Diamond Dallas Page!
As Self High Five blares over the loud Speakers, DDP comes out and gets the ring and does the Diamond Cutter sign as the pyro goes off, and the fans go wild.
The Fink: And his opponent from Venice Beach, CA. Weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the Icon, Sting!
The Stinger comes out in his trademark black and white facepaint as the crowd goes nuts.
The match starts both Sting and DDP do a stare down, both talking trash to the other. The lock up and Sting lays in some big kicks to the ribs of DDP. Sting gets DDP in the corner, but DDP starts fighting back throwing some punches toward Sting. They fight for a good 20 minutes having the fans on their feet. (there was a commercial break during the match). As Sting was getting ready to lock in the Scorpion Death Lock, The Unholy Army appears at ringside and surrounds the ring. Muta, Chono & Orton enter start attacking both DDP and Sting as the ref calls for the bell. After awhile The Unholy Army escapes out of the ring as Orton smiles, until Vince Russo comes out on stage.
Russo: How dare you guys ruin this match. So Orton I guess you think that since DDP VS Sting ended in a draw, that means you don't have an opponent for Blaze of Glory. And that you are the official champion, am I right?
Orton nods.
Russo: Well Randy, your wrong! You will have a match at Blaze of Glory for the BWF World Title. It will be Randy Orton VS Sting (long pause) VS DDP! And it will be a triple threat match, and not just any Triple Threat match. But a match where Muta and Chono can not interfere, A Steel Cage!
Orton does not look happy with that decision as Sting and DDP look satisfied.
Last commercial break of the night.
As we come back from break, the Fink is in the ring to announce the teams for the Battle Royal
The Fink: The following contest is a Tag Team Battle Royal! And it is for the BWF Tag Team Championship! Here are the rules, a team is eliminated when one member of the team is tossed over the top rope. The last team standing will be the first BWF Tag Team Champions.
The Fink introduces all the teams which consists of, The Rock 'N' Roll express, The Motor City Machine Guns, The Dudley Boys, Chono & Muta, The Masters of the Powerbomb and Rey Mysterio & Justin Gabriel.
NOTE: I'm just going to give the order of eliminations for this battle royal like I do in my tournaments I ran.
Order of Elimination 1. Dudley Boys - About 5 minutes into the match Ricky & Robert deliver a double drop kick to D-Von.
2 & 3. Machine Guns and Rock 'N' Roll Express - R'n'R and MCMG were double teaming Sid & Vader. Sid grabbed Ricky Morton and Alex Shelley by the throat and chokeslammed them out of the ring. Vader ran at Robert Gibson and Chris Sabin and closelined them over the top rope.
4. Unholy Army - As it came down to three teams, The lights go out, and when they come back on Undertaker and Kane are standing in the ring. They go after the Unholy Army and Kane does a big boot to Muta tossing him out of the ring. The Brothers of Destruction and the Unholy Army brawl to the back.
Now its down to two teams, The Masters of the Powerbomb and Rey Mysterio and Justin Gabriel. Rey manages to get Vader in the position for the 619 but as Rey kicks him, Vader grabs Rey's legs and picks him up. Rey manages to get in the hurracanrana position trying to take the big man down, but Vader connects with The Vader Bomb. At the same time Gabriel is trying some offense on Sid. He manages to get Sid down and goes to the top for the 450 and hits it but after the move Sid gets up and kicks Gabriel in the gut and delivers a huge powerbomb. Sid and Vader easily pick up Gabriel and Rey and toss them out winning this match.
The Fink: Here are your winners! AND NEW! BWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Sid Vicious and The Man They Call Vader, The Masters of the Powerbomb!
Sid and Vader celebrate their championship victory as Rage goes off the air.
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