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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 16, 2011 20:15:07 GMT -5
I can slap a tomato I can fry toasted cheese, yeah When I live with an onion There ain't no gravy with me ^This is how I had heard the song long before the "Matt Hardy is Fat" jokes started. It just happens to make more sense now.  |
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Post by woowoowoox on Jan 16, 2011 21:22:52 GMT -5
I can slap a tomato I can fry toasted cheese, yeah When I live with an onion There ain't no gravy with me ^This is how I had heard the song long before the "Matt Hardy is Fat" jokes started. It just happens to make more sense now. LMAO. Wow. I'm not one for "Fatt" Hardy jokes, but this is just hilarious, all things considered. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 21:30:07 GMT -5
The old Smackdown theme:
ROCK N' ROLL UNDERGROUND BING BANG BURLY brup (repeat x infinite)
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
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Post by ededdneddy on Jan 16, 2011 21:39:52 GMT -5
I come from money
I come from class
la la la money
check out my ass
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JIMBOB
Unicron
PLAY! REWIND! RELIVE!
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Post by JIMBOB on Jan 17, 2011 0:03:27 GMT -5
Triple H:
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME!
HEY I LIKE BACON!
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Post by celticjobber on Jan 17, 2011 0:10:02 GMT -5
Edge's theme:
"On the stage I see clearly"
Kofi's theme:
SOS
Ridin' shorty!
SOS
Ya hear me ballin'
Matt Hardy's theme:
I can slam a tornado!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 17, 2011 0:22:40 GMT -5
Part of edges theme:
"I bitter feed an en ton cow."
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Jan 17, 2011 7:11:12 GMT -5
The old Smackdown theme: ROCK N' ROLL UNDERGROUND BING BANG BURLY brup (repeat x infinite) I believe the lyric is everybody on the ground, but I don't think there's any way of knowing that for sure. |
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 17, 2011 7:35:46 GMT -5
ur tiem is up mah tiem is nao
u cant c me mah tiem is nao
im teh french hive boy and im smilin nao
u cant c me mah tiem is nao
in case u forgot i fell off to high to knock teh shell off
my munys stacked at plus i cant turn the swell off
franch hive doin big busness i live this its automattick i bit this and i pull out an finish
im a soldier and i c al u flighting
like im stormin on hundreds like im thunda an litenin
ricky the big big im hard as Nailz plus i keep it all loked like im part of his jailz
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Post by Summerfest on Jan 17, 2011 7:41:36 GMT -5
slauter entailz
compititshun i got the whole blok wishin they could have a go on my big mission
but dey gone phishin
with no braek i got mah soles strait i brush yor mom with coldgate
in any wether or nevar betar ur boys so hot
u nevar catch me in teh next mans sweter
let em haet i drop teh hole man
lay yor ass down for the 3 second ten
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ilggant
Unicron
Run...
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Post by ilggant on Jan 17, 2011 8:40:02 GMT -5
I miss the old RAW IS WAR theme. IT'S A TOUGH AND A LUMP IN A PILE OF MEAT IT'S MY CAT IN A CLOCK ENJOY THE BEEF! WHEN A SPOON RAPES A CAR THE SOLAR CREAM! NO MAN CAN MESS WITH MY ELECTRIC WHEEL! NO MORE DINOSAURS IF YOU'RE HIGH! this has me in stitches! |
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Rhody Codes
Ozymandius
The King of North America
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Post by Rhody Codes on Jan 17, 2011 8:52:06 GMT -5
I miss the old RAW IS WAR theme. IT'S A TOUGH AND A LUMP IN A PILE OF MEAT IT'S MY CAT IN A CLOCK ENJOY THE BEEF! WHEN A SPOON RAPES A CAR THE SOLAR CREAM! NO MAN CAN MESS WITH MY ELECTRIC WHEEL! NO MORE DINOSAURS IF YOU'RE HIGH! IT'S MY LIFE IN MY CAW RAW'S THE BEEF TAKING ARMS IN MY CHARMS IT'S SODOMY! NO FUN, MAKES IT LAME BRAIN NAOOWWW THIS IS RAW IS WAR IN MY PIE! |
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 17, 2011 11:34:30 GMT -5
I always felt the RAW theme started "It's a knife in the box, enjoy the beef." Someone with money should find the band & make them re-record it with the lyrics people come up with.
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
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Post by Bam Neeley on Jan 17, 2011 12:02:40 GMT -5
Step up la la la next to the kill
dam dam dam you know the wedding
but bet that you will
Step down I'm la la the pain it's only the beginning.
Start baking lemon inside you.
Start baking someone to hide you
I'm baking lemon inside you.
something something bring it on!
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
Samurai Cop
Really waiting for Minoru Suzuki to face off with a live gator.....
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Jan 17, 2011 12:31:58 GMT -5
"We're looking at the mildew now......
Time to get your scrawny ass back off the street"
"OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW
JOIN THE CLUB AROUND HERE!"
This is what I get for trying to figure out my themes through WWF No Mercy
This right here's what we call domination,
DA DUH DA DA DAH DU DAH DAH,
DA DA DA DA MIDGET CASTRATION
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Jan 17, 2011 12:34:06 GMT -5
DA DA DA DA MIDGET CASTRATION Thank you. Now I can't get the image of Hornswoggle's encounter with Kaientai out of my head. Raw is War: something something something GIVE MY JOY IN MY HEART IT'S THE SOLAR BEEF something something something TALKIN' BOUT THE THORN IN YOUR ASS! |
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OzzyMandez
Mephisto
Layla's Legion Representin'
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Post by OzzyMandez on Jan 17, 2011 15:00:00 GMT -5
YEEEEEAHH MACARENA! NUMBER NINTY FIVE! Take me to the home with boobs and all the hands! Sit blahgagagagagagagaga show! Blagagagaga watch my flow! {Spoiler}Edge's 2002 theme...or at least as I hear it |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 17, 2011 15:06:54 GMT -5
It's a Nude Day
It's a Nude Generation
It's a Nude Day
And we'll never wear pants
No we're never wearin' pants
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Thrillho
Dennis Stamp
0 Days since last "incident"james.anderson1989jamesandersonmusicJimBillAnderson
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Post by Thrillho on Jan 17, 2011 15:09:32 GMT -5
We walk alone, through the unknown,
We live to weed another big dull tree.
I came to play,
There's a price to pay,
Now you got to get another beetle tray.
It's a shaver thing, a lost urn head,
A careless mammal could wind up dead.
We're going out tonight,
To get duh-na-nah night!
Take everything we want,
Take duh-na-na-na night!
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Post by Stevie H on Jan 17, 2011 15:20:17 GMT -5
You cant handle the Truth, so whats that a loose cannon on the loose,
beware coz i'm comin through-a, big daddy big balls a big dreams in,
No hesitation, I'm steppin up it's amazing,
Did a lie, you can rise, a you can straight fall,
Suck in your room and stand tall,
Then when Kane came n knocked it all,
You knuckle up before you come unsettle it all,
I can bring it all back, I can let you drop it,
I can even then even stomp it,
I can be doin them blows, But whos your brains in,
I'm gonna sucka sucka swang it,
Right time for me to get buck,
The right time for to get crunk,
Right time for me to step it up
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