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Post by "Twisted and Tormented" Ash on Dec 23, 2010 0:34:53 GMT -5
Caption? Or does it speak for itself? I have Cigaro by System Of A Down in my head when seeing this picture.
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 23, 2010 0:42:59 GMT -5
Caption? Or does it speak for itself? "You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it."
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Post by therageofeeyore on Dec 23, 2010 0:48:45 GMT -5
CM Punk looks waaaaaaaay more believable with short hair....
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Dec 23, 2010 1:52:04 GMT -5
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Dec 23, 2010 3:03:01 GMT -5
{Spoiler} Monday night was a turning point in the career of CM Punk. Fans across the country were appalled that he attacked John Cena with a chair and then nonchalantly left Texas. But little did they know, Monday was the beginning of the end of a plan nearly two years in the making. It had been a long road, but Punk was close to achieving his goal of destroying all of his former friends through whatever means necessary, whether it was mocking their family, drug addictions or otherwise. All that was left was Cena. And as far as Punk was concerned, Cena had it coming. After all, it was bad enough that he stole his girlfriend a few years ago. But to make matters worse ... Cena knocked over his soda ... And even mocked his choice in Lucha Libre gear. Things were finally falling into place. And with Cena out of the way, Punk would be the face of WWE. Not even The Miz would achieve all the mainstream attention that would come the Straight Edge star's way. Really, who wouldn't want to look up to a guy who doesn't drink or do drugs, while the rest of the riff raff gets their jollies out of that stuff? It wouldn't hurt to have some help, though. After all, that Straight Edge Society worked out well, didn't it? So Punk decided to explain his mission to the world and find help. Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero stepped forward to offer their assistance. They've had their share of troubles with Cena and felt they had just as much to gain by taking him out. Punk asked for their qualifications. Dolph explained he had the ability to split into four individuals, which would provide strength in numbers. He added he knew how to swing a golf club and encourage male cheerleaders to work in unison. Punk was impressed. He turned his attention to Vickie to hear about her talents. She told him she had the ability to scream really loud and knock over divas. "No thanks," Punk said. Ziggler took exception to Punk snubbing Vickie. Punk didn't have time to argue and told Dolph to leave, and to take his cheerleading buddies with him. There was no time to waste, so Punk decided the best thing to do would be to disguise himself as one of Cena's friend and attack him by surprise. And much to his surprise, the disguise worked. Soon after, Cena left WWE and was never seen again. Punk was ecstatic he was successful, and all it took was a disguise. Hell, he thought, if it worked with Cena, it would work with anyone. From that point on, Punk would wrestle all his matches dressed exactly like he was during his bout with Cena. And not a single person had any clue who was under the disguise. All except one person who knew from the very beginning that something was afoot. And little did Punk know, this individual was setting out to avenge Cena and everyone else who was wronged by the Straight Edge Superstar. And things would never be the same. You, sir, are a golden god amongst a sea of mediocrity.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 23, 2010 3:45:43 GMT -5
{Spoiler} Monday night was a turning point in the career of CM Punk. Fans across the country were appalled that he attacked John Cena with a chair and then nonchalantly left Texas. But little did they know, Monday was the beginning of the end of a plan nearly two years in the making. It had been a long road, but Punk was close to achieving his goal of destroying all of his former friends through whatever means necessary, whether it was mocking their family, drug addictions or otherwise. All that was left was Cena. And as far as Punk was concerned, Cena had it coming. After all, it was bad enough that he stole his girlfriend a few years ago. But to make matters worse ... Cena knocked over his soda ... And even mocked his choice in Lucha Libre gear. Things were finally falling into place. And with Cena out of the way, Punk would be the face of WWE. Not even The Miz would achieve all the mainstream attention that would come the Straight Edge star's way. Really, who wouldn't want to look up to a guy who doesn't drink or do drugs, while the rest of the riff raff gets their jollies out of that stuff? It wouldn't hurt to have some help, though. After all, that Straight Edge Society worked out well, didn't it? So Punk decided to explain his mission to the world and find help. Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero stepped forward to offer their assistance. They've had their share of troubles with Cena and felt they had just as much to gain by taking him out. Punk asked for their qualifications. Dolph explained he had the ability to split into four individuals, which would provide strength in numbers. He added he knew how to swing a golf club and encourage male cheerleaders to work in unison. Punk was impressed. He turned his attention to Vickie to hear about her talents. She told him she had the ability to scream really loud and knock over divas. "No thanks," Punk said. Ziggler took exception to Punk snubbing Vickie. Punk didn't have time to argue and told Dolph to leave, and to take his cheerleading buddies with him. There was no time to waste, so Punk decided the best thing to do would be to disguise himself as one of Cena's friend and attack him by surprise. And much to his surprise, the disguise worked. Soon after, Cena left WWE and was never seen again. Punk was ecstatic he was successful, and all it took was a disguise. Hell, he thought, if it worked with Cena, it would work with anyone. From that point on, Punk would wrestle all his matches dressed exactly like he was during his bout with Cena. And not a single person had any clue who was under the disguise. All except one person who knew from the very beginning that something was afoot. And little did Punk know, this individual was setting out to avenge Cena and everyone else who was wronged by the Straight Edge Superstar. And things would never be the same. I love you and everything you stand for.
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Post by Jeremy on Dec 23, 2010 4:18:50 GMT -5
From the WWE Unscripted book?
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Dec 23, 2010 4:37:26 GMT -5
{Spoiler} Monday night was a turning point in the career of CM Punk. Fans across the country were appalled that he attacked John Cena with a chair and then nonchalantly left Texas. But little did they know, Monday was the beginning of the end of a plan nearly two years in the making. It had been a long road, but Punk was close to achieving his goal of destroying all of his former friends through whatever means necessary, whether it was mocking their family, drug addictions or otherwise. All that was left was Cena. And as far as Punk was concerned, Cena had it coming. After all, it was bad enough that he stole his girlfriend a few years ago. But to make matters worse ... Cena knocked over his soda ... And even mocked his choice in Lucha Libre gear. Things were finally falling into place. And with Cena out of the way, Punk would be the face of WWE. Not even The Miz would achieve all the mainstream attention that would come the Straight Edge star's way. Really, who wouldn't want to look up to a guy who doesn't drink or do drugs, while the rest of the riff raff gets their jollies out of that stuff? It wouldn't hurt to have some help, though. After all, that Straight Edge Society worked out well, didn't it? So Punk decided to explain his mission to the world and find help. Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero stepped forward to offer their assistance. They've had their share of troubles with Cena and felt they had just as much to gain by taking him out. Punk asked for their qualifications. Dolph explained he had the ability to split into four individuals, which would provide strength in numbers. He added he knew how to swing a golf club and encourage male cheerleaders to work in unison. Punk was impressed. He turned his attention to Vickie to hear about her talents. She told him she had the ability to scream really loud and knock over divas. "No thanks," Punk said. Ziggler took exception to Punk snubbing Vickie. Punk didn't have time to argue and told Dolph to leave, and to take his cheerleading buddies with him. There was no time to waste, so Punk decided the best thing to do would be to disguise himself as one of Cena's friend and attack him by surprise. And much to his surprise, the disguise worked. Soon after, Cena left WWE and was never seen again. Punk was ecstatic he was successful, and all it took was a disguise. Hell, he thought, if it worked with Cena, it would work with anyone. From that point on, Punk would wrestle all his matches dressed exactly like he was during his bout with Cena. And not a single person had any clue who was under the disguise. All except one person who knew from the very beginning that something was afoot. And little did Punk know, this individual was setting out to avenge Cena and everyone else who was wronged by the Straight Edge Superstar. And things would never be the same. That was fantastic.
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Post by The Cool Pup on Dec 23, 2010 7:20:36 GMT -5
From the WWE Unscripted book? Yeah. It's a great book.
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Post by Jim Stansel on Dec 23, 2010 9:56:30 GMT -5
What is this? and why do I want to know more!
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Post by crimsonwolf on Dec 23, 2010 10:23:04 GMT -5
{Spoiler} Monday night was a turning point in the career of CM Punk. Fans across the country were appalled that he attacked John Cena with a chair and then nonchalantly left Texas. But little did they know, Monday was the beginning of the end of a plan nearly two years in the making. It had been a long road, but Punk was close to achieving his goal of destroying all of his former friends through whatever means necessary, whether it was mocking their family, drug addictions or otherwise. All that was left was Cena. And as far as Punk was concerned, Cena had it coming. After all, it was bad enough that he stole his girlfriend a few years ago. But to make matters worse ... Cena knocked over his soda ... And even mocked his choice in Lucha Libre gear. Things were finally falling into place. And with Cena out of the way, Punk would be the face of WWE. Not even The Miz would achieve all the mainstream attention that would come the Straight Edge star's way. Really, who wouldn't want to look up to a guy who doesn't drink or do drugs, while the rest of the riff raff gets their jollies out of that stuff? It wouldn't hurt to have some help, though. After all, that Straight Edge Society worked out well, didn't it? So Punk decided to explain his mission to the world and find help. Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero stepped forward to offer their assistance. They've had their share of troubles with Cena and felt they had just as much to gain by taking him out. Punk asked for their qualifications. Dolph explained he had the ability to split into four individuals, which would provide strength in numbers. He added he knew how to swing a golf club and encourage male cheerleaders to work in unison. Punk was impressed. He turned his attention to Vickie to hear about her talents. She told him she had the ability to scream really loud and knock over divas. "No thanks," Punk said. Ziggler took exception to Punk snubbing Vickie. Punk didn't have time to argue and told Dolph to leave, and to take his cheerleading buddies with him. There was no time to waste, so Punk decided the best thing to do would be to disguise himself as one of Cena's friend and attack him by surprise. And much to his surprise, the disguise worked. Soon after, Cena left WWE and was never seen again. Punk was ecstatic he was successful, and all it took was a disguise. Hell, he thought, if it worked with Cena, it would work with anyone. From that point on, Punk would wrestle all his matches dressed exactly like he was during his bout with Cena. And not a single person had any clue who was under the disguise. All except one person who knew from the very beginning that something was afoot. And little did Punk know, this individual was setting out to avenge Cena and everyone else who was wronged by the Straight Edge Superstar. And things would never be the same. Okay wow, that was hilarious. How long did it take you to come up with that stuff?
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Dec 23, 2010 11:04:31 GMT -5
I have the unscripted book too, and was flattered a year or two later when I ran into the whiteboard in person Taken at the Raw after Bad Blood 2004
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Post by Trent Valentine on Dec 23, 2010 12:17:52 GMT -5
Does anyone have the pic done of Wade Barrett asking if Theodore Long remembers Rodney Mack...then smiles going he doesn't either?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2010 12:55:59 GMT -5
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Dec 23, 2010 12:59:30 GMT -5
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Dec 23, 2010 13:15:33 GMT -5
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Post by ThePhenomenal620 on Dec 23, 2010 13:21:44 GMT -5
{Spoiler} Monday night was a turning point in the career of CM Punk. Fans across the country were appalled that he attacked John Cena with a chair and then nonchalantly left Texas. But little did they know, Monday was the beginning of the end of a plan nearly two years in the making. It had been a long road, but Punk was close to achieving his goal of destroying all of his former friends through whatever means necessary, whether it was mocking their family, drug addictions or otherwise. All that was left was Cena. And as far as Punk was concerned, Cena had it coming. After all, it was bad enough that he stole his girlfriend a few years ago. But to make matters worse ... Cena knocked over his soda ... And even mocked his choice in Lucha Libre gear. Things were finally falling into place. And with Cena out of the way, Punk would be the face of WWE. Not even The Miz would achieve all the mainstream attention that would come the Straight Edge star's way. Really, who wouldn't want to look up to a guy who doesn't drink or do drugs, while the rest of the riff raff gets their jollies out of that stuff? It wouldn't hurt to have some help, though. After all, that Straight Edge Society worked out well, didn't it? So Punk decided to explain his mission to the world and find help. Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero stepped forward to offer their assistance. They've had their share of troubles with Cena and felt they had just as much to gain by taking him out. Punk asked for their qualifications. Dolph explained he had the ability to split into four individuals, which would provide strength in numbers. He added he knew how to swing a golf club and encourage male cheerleaders to work in unison. Punk was impressed. He turned his attention to Vickie to hear about her talents. She told him she had the ability to scream really loud and knock over divas. "No thanks," Punk said. Ziggler took exception to Punk snubbing Vickie. Punk didn't have time to argue and told Dolph to leave, and to take his cheerleading buddies with him. There was no time to waste, so Punk decided the best thing to do would be to disguise himself as one of Cena's friend and attack him by surprise. And much to his surprise, the disguise worked. Soon after, Cena left WWE and was never seen again. Punk was ecstatic he was successful, and all it took was a disguise. Hell, he thought, if it worked with Cena, it would work with anyone. From that point on, Punk would wrestle all his matches dressed exactly like he was during his bout with Cena. And not a single person had any clue who was under the disguise. All except one person who knew from the very beginning that something was afoot. And little did Punk know, this individual was setting out to avenge Cena and everyone else who was wronged by the Straight Edge Superstar. And things would never be the same. Man that was great. I absolutely love these stories.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Dec 23, 2010 13:25:11 GMT -5
Way to skip the best part of that entire segment.
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Post by Jeremy on Dec 23, 2010 13:27:11 GMT -5
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Dec 23, 2010 13:37:23 GMT -5
Kaitlyn looks GOOD.
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