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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2010 23:18:29 GMT -5
Tomorrow, Syfy will run a marathon of The Twilight Zone as they tend to do to mark the end of the year. However, for a two-hour period, it will be interrupted - for SmackDown. As such, you could say this week's SmackDown will be taking place in the Twilight Zone.
So walk us through it - what sorts of things can we expect of WWE coming to us from another dimension, not only of sight and sound but of mind?
First off, Lay-Cool spends the whole episode over the intercom telling Natalya how ugly she is, then there at the end they turn out to be hideous pig creatures.
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Post by Jimmy on Dec 30, 2010 23:21:27 GMT -5
Paul Bearer has Kane and the family over to wear masks before he dies.
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Post by DSR on Dec 30, 2010 23:23:00 GMT -5
[obvious joke]
Tyler Reks is on a plane, and he sees a horrible monster on the wing of said plane and flips out.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2010 23:36:32 GMT -5
[obvious joke] Tyler Reks is on a plane, and he sees a horrible monster on the wing of said plane and flips out. [/obvious joke] Later in the same show, Tyler Reks becomes dependent on the advice of a fortune-telling machine. |
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Dec 30, 2010 23:38:02 GMT -5
We find out that the real reason so many people are nice to Hornswoggle is because if Horny doesn't like you, he'll wish you to the cornfield.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Dec 30, 2010 23:38:40 GMT -5
Kane is sentence to solitary confinement on a prison asteroid for killing The Undertaker. Teddy Long feels sorry for him and gives him a life like female doll as a companion. Kane calls her Katie.
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Post by Burst on Dec 30, 2010 23:40:19 GMT -5
Triple H returns to Seattle, the site of Wrestlemania XIX, mortifying the clerk at his hotel room after she recognizes him.
He heads to Safeco field, reminiscing proudly as he walks around the empty arena, remembering the glory of Wrestlemania XIX and his World Heavyweight Championship match, and all the other matches he has won.
As he walks through the concourses, he unexpectedly encounters Booker T, and remarks upon the coincidence, laughing about how good things were back then, and wasn't their match great? Booker T plays along, until suddenly Triple H realizes that the last thing he did was bury Booker.
Booker explains that Triple H is to be put on trial for crimes against wrestling, and suddenly an entire mob of wrestlers appears, including Rob Van Dam, Chris Jericho, Paul London and Brian Kendrick, and the Spirit Squad. Triple H is forced to endure the same depushing, the same humiliation, as everybody else that he affected over the years, and he screams in agony.
Triple H is later found underneath the seats in the fetal position, babbling incoherently, before he's taken away in a straitjacket.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2010 7:48:11 GMT -5
Triple H returns to Seattle, the site of Wrestlemania XIX, mortifying the clerk at his hotel room after she recognizes him. He heads to Safeco field, reminiscing proudly as he walks around the empty arena, remembering the glory of Wrestlemania XIX and his World Heavyweight Championship match, and all the other matches he has won. As he walks through the concourses, he unexpectedly encounters Booker T, and remarks upon the coincidence, laughing about how good things were back then, and wasn't their match great? Booker T plays along, until suddenly Triple H realizes that the last thing he did was bury Booker. Booker explains that Triple H is to be put on trial for crimes against wrestling, and suddenly an entire mob of wrestlers appears, including Rob Van Dam, Chris Jericho, Paul London and Brian Kendrick, and the Spirit Squad. Triple H is forced to endure the same depushing, the same humiliation, as everybody else that he affected over the years, and he screams in agony. Triple H is later found underneath the seats in the fetal position, babbling incoherently, before he's taken away in a straitjacket. And while at the mental institution, he still finds time to go over Scott Hall and Ric Flair. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 31, 2010 14:33:26 GMT -5
Golden Earring are performing?
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 31, 2010 15:15:50 GMT -5
Trent Barreta appears on Smackdown.  |
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Post by Beartato on Dec 31, 2010 16:15:46 GMT -5
That's pretty lame. Twilight Zone on New Year's ALL day is a tradition, and Smackdown! is an awful television program.
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 31, 2010 17:37:57 GMT -5
Micheal Cole is sitting in a safe when the atomic bomb is dropped. Cole emerges from the safe to find that he is the last man on earth. He seacrhes through the wastelands and comes across a laptop that has some more messages from the mystery GM including who it is. Cole goes to read the laptop but his glasses fall off and break, Cole looks up and says "It's not fair, it's just not fair. There was time."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2010 23:37:15 GMT -5
Micheal Cole is sitting in a safe when the atomic bomb is dropped. Cole emerges from the safe to find that he is the last man on earth. He seacrhes through the wastelands and comes across a laptop that has some more messages from the mystery GM including who it is. Cole goes to read the laptop but his glasses fall off and break, Cole looks up and says "It's not fair, it's just not fair. There was time." Is the safe soon penatrated by now super-intelligent insects who tell him he's a poor man's Jim Roach? |
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Jan 1, 2011 3:20:36 GMT -5
A poor jobber who has never won a match is visited by his guardian angel who tells him he can make him the greatest champion of all time. In the end, he looks in the mirror, and he is Triple H.
This episode was written by Triple H.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 1, 2011 5:21:30 GMT -5
Same thing happened at least once when ECW was on the channel.
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Post by Beartato on Jan 1, 2011 15:30:03 GMT -5
Wellness Doctor: Come on. You know you want to look just like that. You'll be over. And there's nothing more important than being over. Now which do you want? #11, the John Cena, or #12, the Randy Orton?
New Superstar: Um...
Wellness Doctor: #11 comes with jorts.
New Superstar: I'll take #12.
*new superstar exits office with black trunks and a wooden personality*
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