Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Jan 2, 2011 20:42:29 GMT -5
I vote for Ke(dollar sign)ha for several reasons...
1. Nobody else seems to want her, and if there's one rule I live by whether it's in message boards or in bars, always take the one that nobody else will. It can pay off in spades.
2. She doesn't seem like the type that would bother to master the lyrics to the "Star-Spangled Banner", "America the Beautiful" or whatever song they do. This will naturally lead to what I like to call the Enrico Pallazzo effect.
3. While Katy Perry has the kind of breasts that make you want to shove your face in there and suffocate to death just so you can put that into your obituary and/or tombstone, there's always the risk she might wear a turtleneck sweater, which means you have to focus on whatever it is she does for a living.
4. I will not be ordering, watching or even being aware that Wrestlemania is on, so I want them to bring in someone who can give such an abysmal performance, that it will be all over the intranets like Kanye at the VMAs in '09. Now that I think about it some more, maybe we could have Kanye do the song and have Taylor Swift interrupt him with a chair to the back and an elbow drop to the nuts.
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 3, 2011 0:24:42 GMT -5
The choral performances of it have usually been pretty awesome. Let one of them do it. Maybe one of the military choral bands.
And to the OP...you're leaving off a very obvious choice, who may be worse than Perry or Ke$ha....Kim KardASShian, who has a CD coming out just in time for Mania! Don't bet against her being on Vince's short list.
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Post by Lancers on Jan 3, 2011 0:41:30 GMT -5
And to the OP...you're leaving off a very obvious choice, who may be worse than Perry or Ke$ha....Kim KardASShian, who has a CD coming out just in time for Mania! Don't bet against her being on Vince's short list. I already got an advance copy of the CD. Here are some of the song titles.... - Love Me All Over - Me & My Baby - Call Me (Under the Conditions That You're Either a Rapper or a Professional Football Player) - Let's Make a Really Terrible Sex Tape Together - Andy Warhol Says I Have Two Minutes Left - You Guys Are Aware That I Poop Out of This, Right?
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