Make Up a Ridiculous TNA Rumor

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

TNA Hires Matt Hardy; Catering Costs Unaffected

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Sources backstage indicate the next episode of Impact will contain logical booking, only one runin, and a main event that does not feature ex WWE wrestlers.

[Bam Neeley]

Vince Russo admits that "things have been a little bit too silly" lately and is going to tone down with the constant swerves.

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TNA Fanboys finally admitted that TNA can do wrong and that TNA isn't as perfect as they calm for the last 7 years.

[justinpoole]

Internet wrestling fans finally give TNA a legitimate chance, ratings increase, 1.3 is reached.

[Doctor Of Style]

Ric Flair is ready to retire once and for all, he's financially secure and happily married.

[And_5400]

The reason TNA has kept Shark Boy around for so long is so he can grow big enough so they can kill him and cut him up for his meat so that they can have an easy food for catering. Unfortunately for TNA it was Vince Russo's idea and when that day comes-SWERVE-he's actually a man in a costume.

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

Dixie Carter is actually Vince McMahon in a wig and a dress. Every filmed segment featuring Carter/McMahon has to be heavily edited and dubbed, as he/she refuses to go along with any script, simply saying "It was me <whoever she/he is talking to>, it was ME all along!"

There are also over 100 hours of unaired, unused footage on the cutting room floor. Every inch of the tapes features VinDixie, with a deranged look on his/her face, saying "git, git, git, git".

[Mozenrath]

A local wrestler is being hired to do a Jareth, The Goblin King gimmick. His debut is being halted until they can find tights that show enough package.

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

As to my previous post, for anyone who read "VinDixie" and thought it said "Vin Diesel", the bald headed, deep voiced action star is currently mooted to star in "Jeff Jarrett - A Life on the Ropes, the TNA story". AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels have both also been cast, AJ is playing Daniels and Daniels is playing Awesome Kong.

A Bischoff/Hervey production, coming to cinemas in the Spring.

[crash1984]

From 100 Percent True Wrestling NEWZ!!

12/15/10

-Right now TNA is trying to get Warrior to sign with TNA in hopes that they can finally do Hogan vs. Warrior III. There was hopes they could bring him in in April as part of the 20 year anniversary of the first Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior match but there was no way to do it on short notice.

-TNA may be looking at bringing in Horace Hogan and Charlie Haas in hopes of forming a tag team called Charlie Horace

-Jeff Hardy may be leaving for a few months so he can check into the Betty Ford Clinic

[Ian Austin]

The first edit of your typical Impact episode is four hours long and insanely coherent and well-written. Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett then edit it down to two hours (with adverts.) The 'lost episodes' are soon to be released on DVD, filling in the many plot-holes and helping flesh out character choices and match lengths.

[ANTLOL]

INSIDERS CLAIM THAT TNA IS GONNA REVIVE THE DRINKING TITLE AS A LEGIT TITLE AND HIRE SCOTT HALL, JAKE ROBERTS, CHRIS JERICHO, SHANE HELMS AND IRON SHEIK. THE PLAN IS TO HAVE THEM WRESTLE SHOOT MATCHES WHERE EACH COMPETITOR HAS TO DOWN 4 SIX PACKS OF BEER BEFORE THE MATCH. TNA IS SO IRRESPONSIBLE!!1

TNA has further plans for Mr.Anderson's concussion storyline where he acts more and more like the late Chris Benoit. The whole storyline will culminate in a worked shoot of him no-showing for a title match due to a "family emergency".

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Dec 16, 2010 11:34:32 GMT -5 ANTLOL said:

TNA has further plans for Mr.Anderson's concussion storyline where he acts more and more like the late Chris Benoit. The whole storyline will culminate in a worked shoot of him no-showing for a title match due to a "family emergency".

Oh man, I know its in incredibly bad taste, but I could imagine a gimmick like that. Like one week, Mr. Anderson tells people to call him the "Rabid Wolverine" and everyone is like "Ken!" and he acts oblivious. Then another week at the end of a promo he does Benot's throat slitting pose and again everyone goes like "Ken!" and he still acts oblivious.

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Dec 16, 2010 11:34:32 GMT -5 ANTLOL said:

TNA has further plans for Mr.Anderson's concussion storyline where he acts more and more like the late Chris Benoit. The whole storyline will culminate in a worked shoot of him no-showing for a title match due to a "family emergency".

It wouldn't shock me if TNA did a gimmick like this because I know their stupid enough to do anything for a rating pop.

[dreamer75]

Dec 16, 2010 11:33:10 GMT -5 Ian Austin said:

The first edit of your typical Impact episode is four hours long and insanely coherent and well-written. Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett then edit it down to two hours (with adverts.) The 'lost episodes' are soon to be released on DVD, filling in the many plot-holes and helping flesh out character choices and match lengths.

now that would explain a lot

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

TNA as hired an advertising team. Fans are expecting to see an increase of TNA advertisements. TNA hopes to bring in more fans for live events with this. When Dixie was asking about it she replies with "We figure fans will show up to events now. Now that they know it here."

Don West is expect to have a new on air role in TNA. We have learned that TNA wants Don West to go insane on camera. By doing new insane deals during Impact. While not wearing pants. And cusing out fans who don't agree to buy his deals. Which was found out his first deal was him trying to sell that fan his pants. One other deal was said that he was selling locks of Taz's hair to fans. Even though Taz is bald.

[Orange]

Dec 15, 2010 20:41:52 GMT -5 justinpoole said:

Internet wrestling fans finally give TNA a legitimate chance, ratings increase, 1.3 is reached.

C'mon man, the thread title said ridiculous not impossible! ;D

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The current plan is for Immortal to be beaten when Jeff Hardy has Feast or Fired cashed in on him by Eric Young, who has been faking his head injury all of these months because he too had slept with Miss Tesmacher and unlike Sting and Nash actually bothered to do something with the information.

[Hawk Hart]

Dec 17, 2010 13:51:54 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

The current plan is for Immortal to be beaten when Jeff Hardy has Feast or Fired cashed in on him by Eric Young, who has been faking his head injury all of these months because he too had slept with Miss Tesmacher and unlike Sting and Nash actually bothered to do something with the information.

This one is my favorite.

-It seems Eric Young is getting another gimmick soon this time as a farmer. To capitalize on the popular sitcom character Dwight Schrute of the Office, Young will be soon become a beet farmer. His outfit is going to be changed to overalls with a big straw hat during the entrance. He will wear no shirt or shoes, it is unknown if one of the straps will be undone.

-More news on Eric Young's upcoming "beet farmer" gimmick. Our sources have confirmed Young will be billed from "Beet Street, USA" an idea that supposedly sends Vince Russo into fits of laughter every time someone mentions it. Stay tuned to WrestleBoner as this story develops.

-Tonight was supposed to be the night Eric Young was supposed to debut his "beet farmer" gimmick but our sources have confirmed the idea has been scraped. Apparently, Dixie Carter and Co. were not thrilled with the news leaking (exclusively on wrestleboner.net) even tweeting, "Sometimes you can't beet these reporters." It is unknown if she was referring to the exclusive WrestleBoner reports or if she is just an idiot.

This gimmick was definitely supposed to happen but was changed at the last minute. Keep visiting WrestleBoner for anymore news on the situation.