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Post by Vincent Whiney on Aug 29, 2011 22:05:30 GMT -5
Alabaster Jones
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Post by Romeo Hotel on Aug 29, 2011 22:16:04 GMT -5
Alabaster
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2011 23:16:57 GMT -5
I wish both of these characters could move on. If I have to choose, I'm going with (As Hank Hill would say): ALABASTER!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 29, 2011 23:46:10 GMT -5
Alabaster pimp slaps Dooley out of this thing and struts on to the next round. And we come to the final match of the round: a battle between two more Hills. Bobby Hill Hank and Peggy's husky thirteen-year-old son and best friend to Joseph and Connie. Although friendly and generally well-liked, he isn't very bright and often prone to making bad decisions even when basic comprehension would suggest otherwise. As Hank revealed in the episode "Lucky see, Monkey do", Hank reveals to Luanne that he made many mistakes with Bobby as a child due to the awkward things he says, does and is interested with. He wants to be a famous prop comic and move to New York when he is older. Bobby displays little interest in gender roles and dislikes sports, often taking such classes as Home Ec. and Peer Counseling, instead of more masculine classes. Despite Hank's discomfort with Bobby's sensibilities, Hank loves his son and often saves him when his bad decisions catch up with him. vs Ladybird The Hills' fourteen-year-old purebred Bloodhound. Her companionship temporarily relieved Hank's stress (and narrow urethra), allowing him to impregnate Peggy. She is named after the famous Texan and Democratic U.S. President Lyndon Johnson's wife Lady Bird Johnson. Her mother was alleged to be one of the Bloodhounds who tracked down James Earl Ray. Hank is skeptical about breeding her until her thirteenth year, when he finally breaks down and attempts to stud her with one of Mr. Strickland's hounds. However, he then discovers that Ladybird has a narrow uterus—a gag to coincide with Hank's narrow urethra. In some episodes, it seems that Hank cares about Ladybird more than he does for Bobby, like in the episode "Hank's Choice", Hank kicks Bobby out of the house into a doghouse that was supposed to be for Ladybird, but it is doubtful that Ladybird would ever take Bobby's place. Will the last non-human competitor be eliminated or will the son of the Hills get left out of the running? One thing is for sure: only one Hill is moving on here.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2011 23:48:59 GMT -5
It is really hard to vote against Ladybird when you post that photo....
But I have to go with Bobby.
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Aug 30, 2011 0:02:31 GMT -5
Bobby
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 30, 2011 0:11:43 GMT -5
Bobby
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 30, 2011 0:25:32 GMT -5
And Bobby Hill "finds his purse" and sends Ladybird whimpering away.
And thus round one is over. Here are the thirty two entrants that have managed to survive.
Not too many surprises to be found here. Round two will begin later on today.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 30, 2011 18:07:46 GMT -5
Buhby Duhminade?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 30, 2011 19:40:46 GMT -5
Alright. Let's get to Round Two. I'm sticking with three votes for now to advance. And what an opener we have here. Hank Hill (Scraped past Spongy 3-2) vs Buckley (Crushed Donna 4-0)
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 30, 2011 19:42:35 GMT -5
Hank Rutherford Hill
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2011 19:48:33 GMT -5
Bad Hank.
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Aug 30, 2011 20:21:39 GMT -5
Hank
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Aug 30, 2011 20:48:12 GMT -5
hank
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 30, 2011 21:01:41 GMT -5
Hank Hill kicks Buckley's ass out of this tournament and moves on. Next match features two people who have performed in front of an audience. Roger "Booda" Sack (Beat Topsy 4-2) vs Luanne Platter (Beat Doc Platter 5-1)
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Post by wwe1993 on Aug 30, 2011 21:10:14 GMT -5
Luanne
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Aug 30, 2011 22:19:46 GMT -5
Luanne
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Post by lionheart21 on Aug 30, 2011 23:29:51 GMT -5
Luanne
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Aug 30, 2011 23:37:24 GMT -5
Luanne
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Post by Romeo Hotel on Aug 31, 2011 14:55:30 GMT -5
Luanne
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