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Post by Romeo Hotel on Aug 28, 2011 10:02:07 GMT -5
Ted
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 28, 2011 13:08:57 GMT -5
Ted gets rid of Lane and moves on. Next match... another random battle Wesley Cherish Wesley is a new neighbor that moved to Arlen from Fort Worth in the episode Straight as an Arrow. Wesley's wife is Annette. They have six children (only two of which have been named, boys Robin and Carey, one of which has ADHD, and the other hyperglycemia). The children are home schooled by Annette. Wesley does not allow his children to play video games or watch TV (although they do have a TV, which is mainly used as an end table) and are not allowed to participate in "predatory sports" such as football, basketball and tag. vs Debbie Grund Debbie was an employee of Strickland Propane and was Buck Strickland's mistress. When Strickland ended their relationship, she waited in Hank's pickup truck in her underpants in order to seduce Hank on account of his promotion, but Hank immediately rebuffed her and drove off. As revenge for Buck ending the relationship and Hank's declination of her advances, Debbie plotted to murder the Stricklands and possibly Hank and Peggy, but accidentally killed herself when she inadvertently discharged Buck's shotgun into her own torso while attempting to climb into the dumpster she was using as a hiding place.
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Post by Vincent Whiney on Aug 28, 2011 15:08:14 GMT -5
Debbie
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 28, 2011 15:13:10 GMT -5
Debbie
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Post by lionheart21 on Aug 28, 2011 16:23:42 GMT -5
Debbie
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 28, 2011 18:06:00 GMT -5
Debbie blows Wesley's head off and moves on. Next match... definitely an interesting match up Bob Jenkins Bob is a one-eyed veteran reporter for The Arlen Bystander and is Peggy's main rival there. His left eye was scraped out of his skull because he had a brain tumor. When Peggy thinks the "Waffle House" beat is beneath her, Bob takes it over and breaks the story of Dale as "The Smoking Bandit." In "Bysand Me" (his debut episode), He tells Peggy that whenever he gets writer's block, he hires a prostitute. vs Gilbert Dauterive Gilbert (pronounced "zhil-BEAR") is Bill's cousin (based on Tennessee Williams) who shows some signs of literary insight and a knowledge of philosophy. He is Bill's only living blood relative after his cousin and aunt die very suddenly in the night, though he seems to care very little for Bill and has a rather sadistic sense of humor. He publishes a poetry magazine to perpetuate the Dauterive family name, selling his family's estate to pay for the costs of running it. It is strongly implied that he is gay, as he laments the ending of the Dauterive bloodline despite being single and has hit on Buck Strickland when Strickland was attempting to capitalize on the Dauterive family's barbecue sauce recipe.
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Post by Romeo Hotel on Aug 28, 2011 18:23:54 GMT -5
Bob
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Post by Vincent Whiney on Aug 28, 2011 18:39:06 GMT -5
Gilbert
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Aug 28, 2011 18:47:48 GMT -5
Gilbert.
A gentleman never reverses his decision.
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Post by rogers67 on Aug 28, 2011 18:48:04 GMT -5
Gilbert
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 28, 2011 18:58:10 GMT -5
Gilbert fells Bob and advances to the next round. Next match features yet another pair of people who have nothing to do with one another. Donna "From Accounting" There are actually two separate Donnas who have both worked as Strickland accountants, and are often referred to as "Donna from Accounting". The first Donna appears, albeit infrequently, as an overweight, dark-skinned woman, most notably in "Meet the Propaniacs". Hank notes on one occasion that she has kids. In "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill", Buck mentions having discovered stolen office supplies in her bedroom (presumably during an extramarital encounter), and orders Hank to "find us a new Donna". The "new Donna" is a tall, curvy white woman who first appears in "The Miseducation of Bobby Hill". In "24 Hour Propane People" she mentions a husband; in "You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)", Dale notes her "recent divorce". In "Lost in MySpace", her most significant episode, she is briefly promoted to assistant manager alongside Hank, but later fired, and later still re-hired as accountant. It is also shown that she is bisexual and has slept with several co-workers (and, like her predecessor, with Buck). vs Buckley Buckley was the slacker boyfriend of Luanne. He was a monosyllabic, unintelligent, incompetent, indifferent motorcyclist, whose universal catchphrase is an unenthusiastic "Hey." As such, Hank dislikes him greatly, but he will simply say "I don't like him, but he's Luanne's ticket out of my house, and that's good enough for me." He was supposedly killed in a "propane explosion" while working at Mega-Lo Mart in the second season finale.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 28, 2011 19:02:47 GMT -5
Buckley
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Post by Romeo Hotel on Aug 28, 2011 19:45:27 GMT -5
Buckley
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Aug 28, 2011 20:07:19 GMT -5
Buckley
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Post by Vincent Whiney on Aug 28, 2011 21:13:06 GMT -5
Buckley
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 28, 2011 21:36:22 GMT -5
Buckley disposes of Donna and moves on. Next match is a battle between two more commonly featured characters. Chuck Mangione Chuck is a famous jazz trumpeter, and his hit song "Feels So Good" is played frequently on the show. He shamelessly promotes Mega-Lo Mart until he grows tired of going to every Mega-Lo Mart opening (there are 400 per year) and becomes a hermit, living within the Arlen Mega-Lo Mart in a "Toilet Paper Castle" (a giant tower made out of stacked packages of Mega Wipe toilet paper) and stealing stocked items. vs Octavio Octavio is a Hispanic quasi-mercenary who does various bizarre favors for Dale when paid enough money. On his chest is a large Rob Zombie tattoo. His appearance was modeled after actor, Danny Trejo who voices Enrique on the show.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 28, 2011 21:46:35 GMT -5
Octavio
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Post by Big Bad Brad on Aug 28, 2011 21:50:10 GMT -5
Octavio
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Post by Vincent Whiney on Aug 28, 2011 21:51:57 GMT -5
Chuck
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Aug 28, 2011 22:04:16 GMT -5
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