smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 13, 2011 19:48:22 GMT -5
So...once again, the WWCF has the delay the show. You baffoons realize its MONDAY NITRAW not WE'LL START THIS SHOW WHENEVER NITRAW!!! This goes to show that once again, the WWCF wants to delay the rise of Smokin Vokoun even farther. Even the monkeys in the backstage area knows about the momentum of what I'm doing. THERE'S NOT STOPPING MY RISE YOU JACKASSES!!!!! Because first I will win this tag match...I mean...Whitey Fats and I win this match. Then at Gookermania not only will I win the WWCF Hardcore championship....I WILL WIN MONEY IN THE BANK!!!! THEN I WILL BE A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO A REAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! EVEN BE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE WORLDS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! And I'm sure that makes all the champions in the WWCF shake in their cheap ass boots. But I can't blame them, because pretty soon...I won't be so easy to hold down. I won't be so easy to hold back and and keep in the midcard so I don't threaten the "golden boys".
But don't think I'm looking past you General...because you've been on my mind since I came back. YOU ARE THE FIRST VICTIM IN A LONG LINE OF VICTIMS!!!! AT GOOKERMANIA...YOU WILL REALIZE THAT THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT'S NOT GOING TO GO AWAY THIS TIME!!!!
But tonight....is the start. You Punisher and you Mountain King are on the list. You two will become symbols of whats to come. You two are in the wrong place and the wrong time. Because I'm not in the mood to play, I'm here to move up the ladder. And I'm sure you two want to do the same thing. However....and it pains me to say this...THERE IS NOT ALOT OF ROOM AT THE TOP BOYS...AND THAT SPOT IS GOING TO BE MIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/color][/quote] "...it's called Ritalin, man. Look into it."[/quote] Ha....so funny..THAT I FORGOT TO LAUGH!!!! Just look this little man, thinking he actually means anything to the grand scheme of things. If your looking for a fight, I'm more than willing to give you one....BUT IT WOULD BE YOUR LAST ONE!!!!!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 13, 2011 20:47:09 GMT -5
Calm down, Smoky. Does it matter exactly when we whip their asses?
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 13, 2011 20:49:21 GMT -5
Calm down, Smoky. Does it matter exactly when we whip their asses? I'm just ansty that's all.....IT'S THE ONLY TIME I CAN BEAT SOMEONE TO DEATH LEGALLY!!!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 13, 2011 20:51:23 GMT -5
I've always took the law as... suggestions.
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 13, 2011 20:52:01 GMT -5
I've always took the law as... suggestions. I just do what I want. Rules never apply to me.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 13, 2011 22:12:02 GMT -5
Now a lot of you yanks' have been asking what a scouser is on the WWCF message board and I'd like to explain to you what a scouser is. A scouser is awhining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is other people's ault and that the whole world is against liverpool which it is because liverpool is a living nightmare and national disgrace. Most of them are loud aggressive bullies who think they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The only good thing about a scouser is how easy to kick the stuffing out of one of them. Now if you don't know what liverpool is , liverpool is disgusting gooey crud on the end of England's johnny Thomas. liverpool is the smeg of England. If you wanted to fix England's economy , you would sell liverpool to Mexico. Why Mexico? Because it's a third world country filled with violence and debauchery. Those bloody scousers wouldn't even know the difference. Infact , In England we have saving we may never have been to the faulklands but we have walked the streets of liverpool at night. Now I'll leave you all with a joke. What's the difference between atlantis and liverpool? When atlantis sank into ocean , people went looking for it. If liverpool sank into the ocean , we throw a parade.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 13, 2011 22:19:08 GMT -5
First things first, I would like to say great job to Caleb for winning tonight. It was a brutal match and he was able to be the better man.
I would also like to say great job to Smokin for getting a spot in the Money in the Bank or Botch ladder match. You've got one hell of a night at Gookermania Smokin. Let's hope for your sake you can finish the night without half your blood spilled all over the ring.
I'm 100% focus Smokin. 100% focus
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 13, 2011 22:25:23 GMT -5
First things first, I would like to say great job to Caleb for winning tonight. It was a brutal match and he was able to be the better man.
I would also like to say great job to Smokin for getting a spot in the Money or Botch ladder match. You've got one hell of a night at Gookermania Smokin. Let's hope for your sake you can finish the night without half your blood spilled all over the ring.
I'm 100% focus Smokin. 100% focus Heheh...you know General. All of my life I've had blood spilled...wither I wanted to or not. I've gone through far worse in my life than go through a ladder match AND an Ally Fight. You see General....I've lived most of my teenage life in the dark ally of the SouthSide of Chicago. I know, what it takes to fight for your life. I know what it takes to bleed to death. And on Septemper 26th General....I'm gonna spill all the blood I can. If that's what it takes to get noticed around her...to win Money in the Botch AND WIN MY HARDCORE TITLE BACK!!!! Then so be it...and my welfare be damned because I can take anything that you dish out...AND I CAN DISH OUT A LOT MORE THAN WHAT YOU CAN DISH OUT!!!!
Oh...and "great job" getting that stiff Tim Hoss to be your corner man. I applaud you I didn't expect that. But next week....I'm gonna bring out a man of my own. And believe me folks...YOUR ALL GONNA BE SHOCKED ON WHO. I. CHOOSE!!!!! So start your speculations now, because I'm sure you're all gonna be WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!
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Post by General Adam on Sept 13, 2011 22:30:05 GMT -5
First things first, I would like to say great job to Caleb for winning tonight. It was a brutal match and he was able to be the better man.
I would also like to say great job to Smokin for getting a spot in the Money or Botch ladder match. You've got one hell of a night at Gookermania Smokin. Let's hope for your sake you can finish the night without half your blood spilled all over the ring.
I'm 100% focus Smokin. 100% focus Heheh...you know General. All of my life I've had blood spilled...wither I wanted to or not. I've gone through far worse in my life than go through a ladder match AND an Ally Fight. You see General....I've lived most of my teenage life in the dark ally of the SouthSide of Chicago. I know, what it takes to fight for your life. I know what it takes to bleed to death. And on Septemper 26th General....I'm gonna spill all the blood I can. If that's what it takes to get noticed around her...to win Money in the Botch AND WIN MY HARDCORE TITLE BACK!!!! Then so be it...and my welfare be damned because I can take anything that you dish out...AND I CAN DISH OUT A LOT MORE THAN WHAT YOU CAN DISH OUT!!!!
Oh...and "great job" getting that stiff Tim Hoss to be your corner man. I applaud you I didn't expect that. But next week....I'm gonna bring out a man of my own. And believe me folks...YOUR ALL GONNA BE SHOCKED ON WHO. I. CHOOSE!!!!! So start your speculations now, because I'm sure you're all gonna be WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!! You don't think I had it rough? I was capture by the platypus army and locked away in a small cage and was forced feed nothing but dirty bath water and rotten sauerkraut!
Every night I wake up screaming. Goddamn platypus army.
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Post by hossfan on Sept 13, 2011 22:31:15 GMT -5
*Backstage after NiteRaw. Caleb has the WWCF Inter Forum Title slung over his shoulder and is holding the Heavyweight Title contract he won in the "Champions Ladder Match. He stares at the paper, then the belt. Paper. Belt. Paper. Grinning, he tears up the contract.*
De only way Ah lose mah Inter Forum Title is if someone kin take it from me. Good luck, coyoun.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 13, 2011 22:31:45 GMT -5
You don't think I had it rough? I was capture by the platypus army and locked away in a small cage and was forced feed nothing but dirty bath water and rotten sauerkraut!
Every night I wake up screaming. Goddamn platypus army. You must really hate Phineas and Ferb.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 13, 2011 22:32:40 GMT -5
Heheh...you know General. All of my life I've had blood spilled...wither I wanted to or not. I've gone through far worse in my life than go through a ladder match AND an Ally Fight. You see General....I've lived most of my teenage life in the dark ally of the SouthSide of Chicago. I know, what it takes to fight for your life. I know what it takes to bleed to death. And on Septemper 26th General....I'm gonna spill all the blood I can. If that's what it takes to get noticed around her...to win Money in the Botch AND WIN MY HARDCORE TITLE BACK!!!! Then so be it...and my welfare be damned because I can take anything that you dish out...AND I CAN DISH OUT A LOT MORE THAN WHAT YOU CAN DISH OUT!!!!
Oh...and "great job" getting that stiff Tim Hoss to be your corner man. I applaud you I didn't expect that. But next week....I'm gonna bring out a man of my own. And believe me folks...YOUR ALL GONNA BE SHOCKED ON WHO. I. CHOOSE!!!!! So start your speculations now, because I'm sure you're all gonna be WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!! You don't think I had it rough? I was capture by the platypus army and locked away in a small cage and was forced feed nothing but dirty bath water and rotten sauerkraut!
Every night I wake up screaming. Goddamn platypus army. Psh...I WISH I EVEN HAD BATH WATER AND SAUERKRAUT!!!!!!!
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Post by General Adam on Sept 13, 2011 22:35:57 GMT -5
You don't think I had it rough? I was capture by the platypus army and locked away in a small cage and was forced feed nothing but dirty bath water and rotten sauerkraut!
Every night I wake up screaming. Goddamn platypus army. You must really hate Phineas and Ferb. Damn the Perry the platypus! He destroyed my Bananainator.
Whoa....um I mean....buy WWCF products!
*runs*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 13, 2011 22:47:35 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth about to leave, but he sees a camera and speak.*
Right now might not be the best time for me to speak, but I have a few things to say.
I'll deal with you first Whitey because everything I have said to you, I've said it. You are a false messiah. You are a man who can't beat me on your own. You are a man who thinks that money can get you everything. You remind me of Charles Foster Kane. A man whose money got him everything he wanted.........but only for a little while. Whitey, money has gotten you the success for now, but at Gookermania..........it is all going to come to an end and all that will be left for you to say is "Rosebud".
Now that I have dealt with Whitey for the millionth freakin time, I have to deal with the real SOB last night, Jonathan Michaels. Jonathan......it took every ounce of my fiber to restrain myself from beating the piss out of you and embarrassing you in front of your wife, you dumb son of a b****.
You know where I am going??? I am going back to see my wife. It's the same thing I freakin do EVERY DAMN TIME!!!! You say I abandoned her, you are sorely mistaken. There is a reason I don't come to the arena until NiteRaw and that is to be with my wife. You want to talk about power and how I am only fighting because I lost it. You might want to remember, you piece of crap, that while I couldnt book matches.........I still had the power to fire and hire people. I put that on the line to get revenge for my wife. POWER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY VENGEANCE!!!!!
You know, I may have my hatred with Vincent Van Agony and I will deal with that paranoid ingrate next week.....but when it comes down to it...........I would rather have him in my corner than a fake-ass, back-stabbing, spoiled bag of garbage like you. When it came to me assembling my team, Vincent may have hated my guts and we all know he still does........but that SOB did what was right. You, on the other hand, slithered around back trying to negotiate your alliances.
Whitey was right about one thing, he earned the right to be world champion, I won Battle Bowl, you were given a briefcase. You didn't win that briefcase, you were given it. And who was that nice guy who gave you that gift??? ME!!!!! If I had not been the nice guy that I am and the power hungry monster you claim I am.............why would I have ever opposed the late Hideo Nakatomi buying that briefcase and giving it to Evil M??? Didn't think that far, did ya??? You have the nerve to go to the same guy who was nice to you, who gave you the opportunity you are now cashing in. You are going to reap what you sew, kid..........and you better have three eyes to your back because if I have my way, I am going to do what I didn't do on NiteRaw.........beat you to a bloody pulp.
*Seth breathes for a few minutes before completely being in a rage, and calms himself. He now has a smile.*
Next week.............I do something that I have wanted to do for a long time. I am going to go back to an old area. I am going to bring back an old side of me. Next week.........for one night only.......The Puppet Master Presents: Uncle Seth's Neighborhood.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 13, 2011 22:57:44 GMT -5
Apparently I'm going to be in a cage match next week. I've been in cages most of my life since most bobbies can't seem to understand the fun of a hooligan toss up. I once in a cage outnumbered by Leeds' scum four to one and if I can make it through that , I can make it through anything. As for the people I'm facing , first we have Evil M , He's comes out to the scorpions which means his taste in music is awful. He also might be a rent boy judging by the entrance music. I don't have anything against rent boy's per say but I seriously doubt one of them can beat me in a fight. Then There's Jason Allen. , He's a wanker. Just a bloody freakin' wanker.Living by a "code."? Typical leeds scum activity if you ask me. Anarchy is where it's at , Mate. Do what you want when you want to who you want. Of course there's Connor McKenzie. He's from Canada. So I've got nothing to say about him either way as he is completely irrelevant to me and the rest of the world like everything that comes out of Canada. Let's not forget about The Punisher either. Him? He's a facist pig and like all facist pigs he's bound to get stuck. I might just do the sticking in the cage. Finally we come to Gus , Gus is a bloody ginger. He looks like Casper had a baby with the Wendy's girl. He might be hard to beat since as everyone knows , Ginger's have no souls. On the other hand he has a Pokemon tattoo and listens to MCR which must mean he fights like a sixteen year old school girl. All in all , I'm going to have to say this match seems pretty easy for me to win.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 13, 2011 23:01:04 GMT -5
*Backstage after NiteRaw. Caleb has the WWCF Inter Forum Title slung over his shoulder and is holding the Heavyweight Title contract he won in the "Champions Ladder Match. He stares at the paper, then the belt. Paper. Belt. Paper. Grinning, he tears up the contract.* De only way Ah lose mah Inter Forum Title is if someone kin take it from me. Good luck, coyoun. Then, once again, you had better hope that I am not the first person out of the cage next week, because you know EXACTLY what I will choose.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 13, 2011 23:02:49 GMT -5
*Backstage after NiteRaw. Caleb has the WWCF Inter Forum Title slung over his shoulder and is holding the Heavyweight Title contract he won in the "Champions Ladder Match. He stares at the paper, then the belt. Paper. Belt. Paper. Grinning, he tears up the contract.* De only way Ah lose mah Inter Forum Title is if someone kin take it from me. Good luck, coyoun. Then, once again, you had better hope that I am not the first person out of the cage next week, because you know EXACTLY what I will choose. By the way, MCR is just the cure without talent.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Sept 13, 2011 23:17:14 GMT -5
Methinks thou dost protest too much, Uncle Seth.
I think Jonathan Michaels has a point. Because ever since you returned to active competition, you've spent literally HOURS AND HOURS in total talking to the camera and promising death and destruction and suffering. And then there's the preparation time you must've put in. The scheming and the planning and the lying in wait for the right time to strike.
How much time did you devote to your revenge, "Uncle Seth"? How many hours did you have to spend away from Jessica? How many days in total? How many weeks?
Did she ask you to draw up your little hitlist and do your best to break all of our skulls, Seth, or did you come up with that idea on your own?
I don't buy the idea that you were doing it mainly for her, Drakin. You were doing it for yourself. You were more concerned with making guys like me suffer than you were with making her feel better.
Hell, maybe if you had spent more time with her, she'd have recovered by now.
You might be surprised that I'm interjecting myself here, Seth. Well, let me tell ya why. That I4I was one of the most excruciatingly painful injuries of my life, and I still haven't forgiven or forgotten. One of these days, I'm going to exact revenge for that, because I still can. All of the people you've I4I'd are still kicking around, for that matter, even if some of them are taking leaves of absence right now.
It won't be today and it won't be tomorrow, but it'll all eventually come back to bite you in the ass, Drakin. You haven't won peace for yourself, all you've won is a temporary cease fire that can--and WILL--be broken someday when you least expect it...
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 13, 2011 23:24:57 GMT -5
Then, once again, you had better hope that I am not the first person out of the cage next week, because you know EXACTLY what I will choose. By the way, MCR is just the cure without talent. First off, I am in no way, shape, or form a "ginger," in spite of my hair color, so you and Fourchon will do yourselves a huge favor by ceasing to call me that.
Second, you have no idea what my true musical tastes are, and if you did, your eardrums would be hurting (which reminds me, I need to blast a particularly heavy dose of Saliva through the speakers in the car on the way home).
Third, that Clefairy tattoo has a particularly special meaning to me, but I'm a foul mood so I'm saving that for later.
Fourth and finally, you really think I'm a f***ing pushover?! How about you go tell that to Ryan Stone, huh?! Or maybe you should check with Amigo and see if he thinks I'm a pushover! Hell, go ask anyone who has had the bad luck to face me and see if they tell you I'm a pushover or that I fight like a sixteen-year-old girl! Betcha they don't, because the truth is that I am as dangerous as they come in this company, and the notion that I am a pushover is absolute trash.
So next week, when you and everyone else sees me get out of the cage first and announce that I'm going to take the Inter-Forum Championship away from Caleb Fourchon, you will NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, make the mistake of considering me a pushover EVER AGAIN.
And that...
...is a promise.
Oh, and I'm an Aston Villa fan.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Sept 13, 2011 23:35:37 GMT -5
(we see The Sam and the Great Warrior backstage following Niteraw) Another great win to the Great Warrior. Your stocks are soaring sky high. Now as for Gookermania, I've been talking with the sponsors and if we play our cards right, the Great Warrior 5 Minute Challenge will be main eventing Gookermania. But it's gonna take some... (The Sam's phone rings) ...That must be them now. (The Sam snwers the phone) Hello?
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Hello?
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HELLO!?!
... (dial tone) This silent jerk keeps calling me up every day. Who could it be? No matter. I'm sure it's just one of my many millions of fans who have uncovered my phone number and are so intimidated by my manliness they couldn't talk. Come along Warrior, let's celebrate tonights win. I know a guy who will sell us some fine jackets...
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