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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 13, 2011 23:37:07 GMT -5
Ryan Blood: Okay, so with that victory what do we have? We have, count 'em, FOUR wrestlers competing for FOUR briefcases. And that ain't enough. We need at least two more. That was a great idea, Mr. Anonymous Majority Shareholder Guy! The worst case scenario has come to pass! Well, since I'm still WWCF Commissioner it's my job to figure out a way to fix this mess!
Here's what I've come up with. It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing. And it also is going to decide the #1 contenders for the World Tag Team Championships, the Inter-Forum Championship, and my Championship Of Honor.
Next week, we will have a steel cage match with escape rules! The following wrestlers will compete in that: Gus Richlen! Evil M! Connor Mackenzie! The Punisher! Jeremy Dupoe! And in their WWCF debuts, "The Brainbuster" Jason Allen and "Really Rotten" Lionel Murray!
The first man to escape the cage will be allowed to choose from the following: one of two open slots in Money In The Bank Or Botch, a shot at the Inter-Forum Championship, a shot at the World Tag Team Championship with a partner of his choice, or a shot at the Championship Of Honor! After he has picked his prize, the match will continue until a second man escapes the cage, and he will be allowed to pick from what is left! This will continue until everything has been taken.
And now I have a ladder match to get ready for, so if you'll excuse me... A television shows the clip in a locker room in the backstage area. The screen pauses after Ryan finishes. The camera zooms out, showing someone holding a remote, then zooming out more to reveal Connor Mackenzie. His facepaint smeared from his earlier bout. He blinks, eyeing the television as the camera pans around to show him face on. " Ryan...I have to commend you and this anonymous majority shareholder. When you two plan something, it certainly is quite a spectacle." Connor lets out a deep breath as he sets the remote down, looking back to the camera. " Tonight was...for lack of a better term, a learning experience. Now I know what you all must be thinking. Connor, you got your ass handed to you by Drakin and BRB. A learning experience seems a little bit light wouldn't you say?" Connor chuckles, shaking his head as he places his hands on his hips before letting out a bit of a sigh. His eyes look skyward. " Actually, that's probably something Jesse King would say. No doubt he loved watching that match." Connor lowers his gaze back to the camera. " But the reason I call it that, and why I would call every match I have had to this point is that is because I take everything, every single damn thing, and I learn from it. I look it over, I go over it, I stufy the tapes, learn the moves, say my prayers, eat my sandwich, whatever I damn well need to to remember! Every time I step into that ring, I step onto a canvas. With art, not every piece you make is going to be a Mona Lisa. Not every move is going to be a masterpiece, no. But every movement of the brush you learn from it. I learn. And if I come across BRB or Seth Drakin again I can assure the two of you that what happened tonight will not happen again!" Connor takes a moment to take a breath, his eyes intense as he stares into the camera now. " Now for next week. A cage match. Seven men go in and one at a time they go out but the biggest prize of all is that first man. Gets the choice of all the prizes. To pick and choose. Next week I am fighting six other men for the pick of the litter. So I guess I'll start down the list..." Connor picks the remote back up, rewinding the tape and hitting play to the sound of Ryan Blood saying the first participants name "Gus Richlen". Connor pauses the video. " Richlen, The Extreme Machine. It's nice to see that you managed to not let three kicks to the head affect you in any way, shape or form. I mean, you're almost catching up to Stone in amount of head trauma received." Connor continues the tape to hear "Evil M" then pauses again. " Evil M. Maybe you should see Whitey or The General. I hear getting left at the alter makes most feel shall we say...inadequate?" Connor starts the tape again. " No point in talking about myself unless I wanted to go for overkill." Connor hears "The Punisher and pauses it. He seems to mull over it for a moment as he looks at the screen, then back at the camera. " Frank, I'd like to think that our attempt was not in vain. And while we weren't successful in getting the tag titles I still have every intention of fulfilling the promise I made to you. I know you haven't been the same these past few weeks, nor do I want you to take it easy on me. Just wanted to say, I hope a small part of you remembers that." Connor clears his throat a little bit and resumes the tape to hear "Jeremy Dupoe". He grins, shaking his head. " Wait, let me hear that again" He rewinds and hears the name again before trying to hide his grin. " The Dungeon Master himself! Need I say more? Really?" Shaking his head and wiping what appears to be a tear from the corner of his eye he continues and hears a name he scrunches his brow at. "The Brainbuster" Jason Allen. " Oh wait, that's right. These last two guys. Well, BB...can I call you BB? I can admire a guy, who like myself likes to call bull when he sees it. Like you, I had some choice words for our beloved champion. Just remember who was in line before you." Connor hears the last name "Really Rotten" Lionel Murray. He pauses again, putting his hand to his chin in thought and moves out of camera view to put in another tape and play it. Of course there's Connor McKenzie. He's from Canada. So I've got nothing to say about him either way as he is completely irrelevant to me and the rest of the world like everything that comes out of Canada.
Connor's face seems to look a bit perplexed as he returns to camera view. " Irrelevant? Really? Well, here's some things I'll put out there for you, guv'na. One of the only countries that isn't a laughing stock economically, hockey and basketball will always get more air time then cricket it's just a simple fact, insulin, the telephone, radio, television and what else...what am I forgetting? Oh yes. The only ones who got their damn beach in Normandy!"
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 13, 2011 23:41:04 GMT -5
OOC: Bergman was the one stuck in the sandcastle, not me. I was the one who got superkicked three times in one match at Wheel Of Misfortune.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 13, 2011 23:42:31 GMT -5
OOC: Bergman was the one stuck in the sandcastle, not me. I was the one who got superkicked three times in one match at Wheel Of Misfortune. OOC: Damnit, sorry for the mixup there. Blah, it's near 2 am here but I shall correct that. *headdesk* EDIT: There, fixed. And no one is the wiser...>_>
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 13, 2011 23:57:12 GMT -5
By the way, MCR is just the cure without talent. First off, I am in no way, shape, or form a "ginger," in spite of my hair color, so you and Fourchon will do yourselves a huge favor by ceasing to call me that.
Second, you have no idea what my true musical tastes are, and if you did, your eardrums would be hurting (which reminds me, I need to blast a particularly heavy dose of Saliva through the speakers in the car on the way home).
Third, that Clefairy tattoo has a particularly special meaning to me, but I'm a foul mood so I'm saving that for later.
Fourth and finally, you really think I'm a f***ing pushover?! How about you go tell that to Ryan Stone, huh?! Or maybe you should check with Amigo and see if he thinks I'm a pushover! Hell, go ask anyone who has had the bad luck to face me and see if they tell you I'm a pushover or that I fight like a sixteen-year-old girl! Betcha they don't, because the truth is that I am as dangerous as they come in this company, and the notion that I am a pushover is absolute trash.
So next week, when you and everyone else sees me get out of the cage first and announce that I'm going to take the Inter-Forum Championship away from Caleb Fourchon, you will NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, make the mistake of considering me a pushover EVER AGAIN.
And that...
...is a promise.
Oh, and I'm an Aston Villa fan. Wow! You listen to salvia!?That's how you're going to prove your taste in music doesn't suck? Roger Daltrey has scribbled better songs then the garbage salvia puts out on napkins and blown his nose with him. So have Pete Doherty and Kaiser Chief. You sound like one of those sixteen year old kids filled with angst who thinks he's tough because he listens to metal. I bet you even enjoy slipknot too , don't you , you nancy? Metal stopped being good when mullets went out of faishon.
Oh and yeah , you did beat those guys and some of them were champions. Viva's probably one of the greatest wrestlers of all time and I'm sure you've been in a few wars from to time and that you're a great wrestler but I'm in a war damn near every day. I've been involved in football riots since I was lad! Oh and an Aston Villa fan? Seriously, Mate? Enjoy you're one UEFA cup to Man U's Three and your Purple kits , you nancy twit. Oh and we've won the premier league ten times since '92 , how many times has Aston Villa won again? Stop threatening me , you're a lions fan and I'm a red army man. Nothing you can ever say will hurt me because both you , your fans and your club are inconsequential to me. It's like an ant trying to pick a fight with an elephant. You have about as much chance as winning the cage match next week as Aston Villa does winning the premier league. Now go put on your purple sun dress and listen to some more MCR. I'm sure your rent boy will be along soon.Wait did you hear that? It kind of sounded like the faint whisper of a maple syrup chugging moose hugger. Oh! Nevermind the window was open.
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 13, 2011 23:59:58 GMT -5
OOC: Bergman was the one stuck in the sandcastle, not me. I was the one who got superkicked three times in one match at Wheel Of Misfortune. OOC: Damnit, sorry for the mixup there. Blah, it's near 2 am here but I shall correct that. *headdesk* EDIT: There, fixed. And no one is the wiser...>_> Technically I wasn't stuck in the sandcastle, driven though it one of the great heel moments in Caleb's career. Anyone who destroys a child's sandcastle to win a wrestling match is a heel for life. Hetried to feed me to sharks in that match too.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 14, 2011 0:08:14 GMT -5
First off, I am in no way, shape, or form a "ginger," in spite of my hair color, so you and Fourchon will do yourselves a huge favor by ceasing to call me that.
Second, you have no idea what my true musical tastes are, and if you did, your eardrums would be hurting (which reminds me, I need to blast a particularly heavy dose of Saliva through the speakers in the car on the way home).
Third, that Clefairy tattoo has a particularly special meaning to me, but I'm a foul mood so I'm saving that for later.
Fourth and finally, you really think I'm a f***ing pushover?! How about you go tell that to Ryan Stone, huh?! Or maybe you should check with Amigo and see if he thinks I'm a pushover! Hell, go ask anyone who has had the bad luck to face me and see if they tell you I'm a pushover or that I fight like a sixteen-year-old girl! Betcha they don't, because the truth is that I am as dangerous as they come in this company, and the notion that I am a pushover is absolute trash.
So next week, when you and everyone else sees me get out of the cage first and announce that I'm going to take the Inter-Forum Championship away from Caleb Fourchon, you will NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, make the mistake of considering me a pushover EVER AGAIN.
And that...
...is a promise.
Oh, and I'm an Aston Villa fan. Wow! You listen to salvia!?That's how you're going to prove your taste in music doesn't suck? Roger Daltrey has scribbled better songs then the garbage salvia puts out on napkins and blown his nose with him. So have Pete Doherty and Kaiser Chief. You sound like one of those sixteen year old kids filled with angst who thinks he's tough because he listens to metal. I bet you even enjoy slipknot too , don't you , you nancy? Metal stopped being good when mullets went out of faishon. Oh and yeah , you did beat those guys and some of them were champions. Viva's probably one ofthe greatest wrestlers of all time and I'm sure you've been in a few wars from to time and that you're a great wrestler but I'm in a war damn near every day. I've been involved in football riots since I was lad! Oh and an Aston Villa fan? Seriously, Mate? Enjoy you're one UEFA cup to Man U's Three and your Purple kits , you nancy twit. Oh and we've won the premier league ten times since '92 , how many times has Aston Villa won again? Stop threatening me , you're a lions fan and I'm a red army man. Nothing you can ever say will hurt me because both you , your fans and your club are inconsequential to me. It's like an ant trying to pick a fight with an elephant. You have about as much chance as winning the cage match next week as Aston Villa does winning the premier league. Now go put on your purple sun dress and listen to some more MCR. I'm sure your rent boy will be along soon. And the rest of my music list includes Motorhead, Metallica, Rose Tattoo, AC/DC, Kid Rock, Ozzy Osbourne, Lita Ford, The Who, Alice Cooper, Dokken, Motley Crue, Cinderella, U2, Powerman 5000.... The list goes on, but it'd take longer for me to read the list than it would be for me to send you crashing through to the middle of next week.
Did I mention I also cheer for Arsenal and Chelsea?
None of that matters, of course, because you run your mouth like that in a cage full of people that you seem to be really going out of your way to aggravate, and the closest you'll get to the top of the cage will be staring up at the lights from the canvas.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2011 0:10:40 GMT -5
Evil M is holding an ice pack over his eye.
OK, so we're gonna play dirty, huh? I see the way it is, Mulligan.
Thumb to the eye, blinding me. Then you shove John Creed into me, causing me to hit him and get disqualified.
I should be mad, but honestly, this is the sorta thing I just laugh off.
To be perfectly honest, this tag team thing really wasn't my speed anyway. But a steel cage match. Yeah, I think that'll do nicely.
Richlen, I'll admit we didn't do too bad as a team, I admit. But we didn't get the job done. And that is partly your fault. Yeah, Mulligan played dirty, but you didn't pull your own weight. I was half blinded, dude. You should've had my back!
So I can't say my heart will break when I kick the crap out of you next week.
And as for the rest of you...
I'll have plenty more to say in due time.
Peace out.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 14, 2011 0:11:51 GMT -5
*Lionel puts a sign up on the dressing room door. It says the Following.*
Canada: 107 gold medals
World Cups:0
England: 188 gold medals World Cups:1
and a link to
OCC:Warning Language
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2011 0:24:56 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth about to leave, but he sees a camera and speak.* Right now might not be the best time for me to speak, but I have a few things to say.
I'll deal with you first Whitey because everything I have said to you, I've said it. You are a false messiah. You are a man who can't beat me on your own. You are a man who thinks that money can get you everything. You remind me of Charles Foster Kane. A man whose money got him everything he wanted.........but only for a little while. Whitey, money has gotten you the success for now, but at Gookermania..........it is all going to come to an end and all that will be left for you to say is "Rosebud".
Now that I have dealt with Whitey for the millionth freakin time, I have to deal with the real SOB last night, Jonathan Michaels. Jonathan......it took every ounce of my fiber to restrain myself from beating the piss out of you and embarrassing you in front of your wife, you dumb son of a b****.
You know where I am going??? I am going back to see my wife. It's the same thing I freakin do EVERY DAMN TIME!!!! You say I abandoned her, you are sorely mistaken. There is a reason I don't come to the arena until NiteRaw and that is to be with my wife. You want to talk about power and how I am only fighting because I lost it. You might want to remember, you piece of crap, that while I couldnt book matches.........I still had the power to fire and hire people. I put that on the line to get revenge for my wife. POWER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY VENGEANCE!!!!!
You know, I may have my hatred with Vincent Van Agony and I will deal with that paranoid ingrate next week.....but when it comes down to it...........I would rather have him in my corner than a fake-ass, back-stabbing, spoiled bag of garbage like you. When it came to me assembling my team, Vincent may have hated my guts and we all know he still does........but that SOB did what was right. You, on the other hand, slithered around back trying to negotiate your alliances.
Whitey was right about one thing, he earned the right to be world champion, I won Battle Bowl, you were given a briefcase. You didn't win that briefcase, you were given it. And who was that nice guy who gave you that gift??? ME!!!!! If I had not been the nice guy that I am and the power hungry monster you claim I am.............why would I have ever opposed the late Hideo Nakatomi buying that briefcase and giving it to Evil M??? Didn't think that far, did ya??? You have the nerve to go to the same guy who was nice to you, who gave you the opportunity you are now cashing in. You are going to reap what you sew, kid..........and you better have three eyes to your back because if I have my way, I am going to do what I didn't do on NiteRaw.........beat you to a bloody pulp. *Seth breathes for a few minutes before completely being in a rage, and calms himself. He now has a smile.* Next week.............I do something that I have wanted to do for a long time. I am going to go back to an old area. I am going to bring back an old side of me. Next week.........for one night only.......The Puppet Master Presents: Uncle Seth's Neighborhood. What I sow?
WHAT I SOW?
Do you know why I negotiated with you to be on your team?
Because I was doing everything in my power to protect MY girlfriend, you know, that problem you did NOTHING about, did you stand up to Hideo about what he was doing to his daughter?
I did what I had to do for Sara, but even before what happened to Jessica, I was going through my problems and you did nothing.
So why the hell should I have helped you when you left me to deal with that lunatic all by myself, when I needed YOU?
And as for the "gift" you "handed" to me?
Last time I checked, I got that briefcase by defeating Evil M after you allowed Hideo to get a hold of it, so how the hell did you GIVE it to me?
I EARNED IT.
Just like I've done my whole career, I EARNED IT, I EARNED the Hardcore title, the one I defended for six months and the one that still exists because I BEAT YOUR ASS.
I EARNED the Championship Of Honor, I EARNED the briefcase I used to win the Inter-Forum Title, and BRB and I EARNED the Tag Team Championship.
That means that WHEN I beat you and Whitey at GookerMania, I will have accomplished something that no other man can claim, and that's the Grand Slam.
The same Grand Slam that I declared one year ago that I would achieve.
After all the hell I've been through this year, after having Sara taken away from me, after all the battles with Blood and Stone, Evil M, CageKing, after every ordeal I've had to endure on my way to this moment, I finally have my wife by my side, a dear friend watching my back, my mortal enemy in my rearview mirror, and now I can achieve the goal I set for myself a year ago.
Coming from the film industry as I do, I know that what I've just described sounds like a standard cliched Hollywood happy ending, but damn it, I've EARNED it.
And I will be damned if I'm going to let you or anyone else stand in the way of my happy ending.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 14, 2011 0:29:28 GMT -5
Lita Ford?Motley Crue? Cinderalla? Oh my! Are you Doc brown and have you taken me back to 1988 in your time traveling DeLorean? The worst part about this?Even for the 80s , those bands suck. Why don't you try some Oingo Boingo or Pet Shop Boys or Billy Idol? Or anything that doesn't suck as hard as motley crue and cinderalla? New wave was and will always be better then hair/nancy boy metal by the way. Oh and saying your're an arsenal and chelsea fan suppose to make me mad? How the hell can you be a fan of both they hate each other? All your doing is proving that you're a flip flopper/.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 14, 2011 1:10:09 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth about to leave, but he sees a camera and speak.* Right now might not be the best time for me to speak, but I have a few things to say.
I'll deal with you first Whitey because everything I have said to you, I've said it. You are a false messiah. You are a man who can't beat me on your own. You are a man who thinks that money can get you everything. You remind me of Charles Foster Kane. A man whose money got him everything he wanted.........but only for a little while. Whitey, money has gotten you the success for now, but at Gookermania..........it is all going to come to an end and all that will be left for you to say is "Rosebud".
Now that I have dealt with Whitey for the millionth freakin time, I have to deal with the real SOB last night, Jonathan Michaels. Jonathan......it took every ounce of my fiber to restrain myself from beating the piss out of you and embarrassing you in front of your wife, you dumb son of a b****.
You know where I am going??? I am going back to see my wife. It's the same thing I freakin do EVERY DAMN TIME!!!! You say I abandoned her, you are sorely mistaken. There is a reason I don't come to the arena until NiteRaw and that is to be with my wife. You want to talk about power and how I am only fighting because I lost it. You might want to remember, you piece of crap, that while I couldnt book matches.........I still had the power to fire and hire people. I put that on the line to get revenge for my wife. POWER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY VENGEANCE!!!!!
You know, I may have my hatred with Vincent Van Agony and I will deal with that paranoid ingrate next week.....but when it comes down to it...........I would rather have him in my corner than a fake-ass, back-stabbing, spoiled bag of garbage like you. When it came to me assembling my team, Vincent may have hated my guts and we all know he still does........but that SOB did what was right. You, on the other hand, slithered around back trying to negotiate your alliances.
Whitey was right about one thing, he earned the right to be world champion, I won Battle Bowl, you were given a briefcase. You didn't win that briefcase, you were given it. And who was that nice guy who gave you that gift??? ME!!!!! If I had not been the nice guy that I am and the power hungry monster you claim I am.............why would I have ever opposed the late Hideo Nakatomi buying that briefcase and giving it to Evil M??? Didn't think that far, did ya??? You have the nerve to go to the same guy who was nice to you, who gave you the opportunity you are now cashing in. You are going to reap what you sew, kid..........and you better have three eyes to your back because if I have my way, I am going to do what I didn't do on NiteRaw.........beat you to a bloody pulp. *Seth breathes for a few minutes before completely being in a rage, and calms himself. He now has a smile.* Next week.............I do something that I have wanted to do for a long time. I am going to go back to an old area. I am going to bring back an old side of me. Next week.........for one night only.......The Puppet Master Presents: Uncle Seth's Neighborhood. What I sow?
WHAT I SOW?
Do you know why I negotiated with you to be on your team?
Because I was doing everything in my power to protect MY girlfriend, you know, that problem you did NOTHING about, did you stand up to Hideo about what he was doing to his daughter?
I did what I had to do for Sara, but even before what happened to Jessica, I was going through my problems and you did nothing.
So why the hell should I have helped you when you left me to deal with that lunatic all by myself, when I needed YOU?
And as for the "gift" you "handed" to me?
Last time I checked, I got that briefcase by defeating Evil M after you allowed Hideo to get a hold of it, so how the hell did you GIVE it to me?
I EARNED IT.
Just like I've done my whole career, I EARNED IT, I EARNED the Hardcore title, the one I defended for six months and the one that still exists because I BEAT YOUR ASS.
I EARNED the Championship Of Honor, I EARNED the briefcase I used to win the Inter-Forum Title, and BRB and I EARNED the Tag Team Championship.
That means that WHEN I beat you and Whitey at GookerMania, I will have accomplished something that no other man can claim, and that's the Grand Slam.
The same Grand Slam that I declared one year ago that I would achieve.
After all the hell I've been through this year, after having Sara taken away from me, after all the battles with Blood and Stone, Evil M, CageKing, after every ordeal I've had to endure on my way to this moment, I finally have my wife by my side, a dear friend watching my back, my mortal enemy in my rearview mirror, and now I can achieve the goal I set for myself a year ago.
Coming from the film industry as I do, I know that what I've just described sounds like a standard cliched Hollywood happy ending, but damn it, I've EARNED it.
And I will be damned if I'm going to let you or anyone else stand in the way of my happy ending. Why don't you two just kiss already? Damn.
Besides, I'm walking out of GookerMania with my title, because I'm the Wrestling Messiah.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 14, 2011 1:11:42 GMT -5
Oh joy I get to here the annoying chatter of Conner once again. You seem to think my religion is but a table top game created by Gary Gygax. Let me just give you a quick history lesson, while it is true that the first monster manual did feature the old ones as monsters they where quickly sued by the Esoteric Order of Dagon for putting them in the game. And by "sued" I mean they held Gygax over Mt. Vesuvius until he had them removed. As for the others, Punisher you saw the sacrifice I preformed on camera, I await your reply. Evil M,...I got nothin'. Gus, your "extreme" ways have gotten you in trouble before don't think it wont again.
This brings me to the two new guys debuting in this cage match, Jason Allen and Lionel Murray. First up is Allen a man who already has the rage of 75% of Whitey Inc. I'm not one who to not uphold promises your brain will be busted by the end of the match that you can count on. As for Lionel *camera zooms out to reveal a soccer ball and a large nail. Dupoe rams the nail into the ball bursting it upon stabbing.* Any questions?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 14, 2011 1:11:47 GMT -5
Methinks thou dost protest too much, Uncle Seth.
I think Jonathan Michaels has a point. Because ever since you returned to active competition, you've spent literally HOURS AND HOURS in total talking to the camera and promising death and destruction and suffering. And then there's the preparation time you must've put in. The scheming and the planning and the lying in wait for the right time to strike.
How much time did you devote to your revenge, "Uncle Seth"? How many hours did you have to spend away from Jessica? How many days in total? How many weeks?
Did she ask you to draw up your little hitlist and do your best to break all of our skulls, Seth, or did you come up with that idea on your own?
I don't buy the idea that you were doing it mainly for her, Drakin. You were doing it for yourself. You were more concerned with making guys like me suffer than you were with making her feel better.
Hell, maybe if you had spent more time with her, she'd have recovered by now.
You might be surprised that I'm interjecting myself here, Seth. Well, let me tell ya why. That I4I was one of the most excruciatingly painful injuries of my life, and I still haven't forgiven or forgotten. One of these days, I'm going to exact revenge for that, because I still can. All of the people you've I4I'd are still kicking around, for that matter, even if some of them are taking leaves of absence right now.
It won't be today and it won't be tomorrow, but it'll all eventually come back to bite you in the ass, Drakin. You haven't won peace for yourself, all you've won is a temporary cease fire that can--and WILL--be broken someday when you least expect it... Coming from one of the two men whose belt-sandwich may have been the reason my wife is in the state she was in, I find it funny you try to bring guilt about my wife into my direction. Truth be told, it was because of you and Johnny's belt move that gave me the idea for the I4I......since you very eloquently tried to crush my wife's skull.
I can live with my guilt for what happened to you as I live it every damn day I look into your soul. But can you live with the guilt of what you did to my wife.......or for that matter are you even willing to accept what you did spiraled into this?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2011 1:17:16 GMT -5
What I sow?
WHAT I SOW?
Do you know why I negotiated with you to be on your team?
Because I was doing everything in my power to protect MY girlfriend, you know, that problem you did NOTHING about, did you stand up to Hideo about what he was doing to his daughter?
I did what I had to do for Sara, but even before what happened to Jessica, I was going through my problems and you did nothing.
So why the hell should I have helped you when you left me to deal with that lunatic all by myself, when I needed YOU?
And as for the "gift" you "handed" to me?
Last time I checked, I got that briefcase by defeating Evil M after you allowed Hideo to get a hold of it, so how the hell did you GIVE it to me?
I EARNED IT.
Just like I've done my whole career, I EARNED IT, I EARNED the Hardcore title, the one I defended for six months and the one that still exists because I BEAT YOUR ASS.
I EARNED the Championship Of Honor, I EARNED the briefcase I used to win the Inter-Forum Title, and BRB and I EARNED the Tag Team Championship.
That means that WHEN I beat you and Whitey at GookerMania, I will have accomplished something that no other man can claim, and that's the Grand Slam.
The same Grand Slam that I declared one year ago that I would achieve.
After all the hell I've been through this year, after having Sara taken away from me, after all the battles with Blood and Stone, Evil M, CageKing, after every ordeal I've had to endure on my way to this moment, I finally have my wife by my side, a dear friend watching my back, my mortal enemy in my rearview mirror, and now I can achieve the goal I set for myself a year ago.
Coming from the film industry as I do, I know that what I've just described sounds like a standard cliched Hollywood happy ending, but damn it, I've EARNED it.
And I will be damned if I'm going to let you or anyone else stand in the way of my happy ending. Why don't you two just kiss already? Damn.
Besides, I'm walking out of GookerMania with my title, because I'm the Wrestling Messiah. Oh, Whitey, I'd almost forgotten about you.
Which is appropriate, since you've forgotten about me.
You said that you and I had never crossed paths, but I certainly remember a couple of years ago when you and I were good friends, I remember all the laughs we had with TTS, but then you disappeared, and now that you're back, and you have all this money, you've forgotten your friends.
But that's okay, Whitey, it really is, because believe me when I tell you that after I beat your ass at GookerMania, you'll never forget me again.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 14, 2011 1:20:40 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth about to leave, but he sees a camera and speak.* Right now might not be the best time for me to speak, but I have a few things to say.
I'll deal with you first Whitey because everything I have said to you, I've said it. You are a false messiah. You are a man who can't beat me on your own. You are a man who thinks that money can get you everything. You remind me of Charles Foster Kane. A man whose money got him everything he wanted.........but only for a little while. Whitey, money has gotten you the success for now, but at Gookermania..........it is all going to come to an end and all that will be left for you to say is "Rosebud".
Now that I have dealt with Whitey for the millionth freakin time, I have to deal with the real SOB last night, Jonathan Michaels. Jonathan......it took every ounce of my fiber to restrain myself from beating the piss out of you and embarrassing you in front of your wife, you dumb son of a b****.
You know where I am going??? I am going back to see my wife. It's the same thing I freakin do EVERY DAMN TIME!!!! You say I abandoned her, you are sorely mistaken. There is a reason I don't come to the arena until NiteRaw and that is to be with my wife. You want to talk about power and how I am only fighting because I lost it. You might want to remember, you piece of crap, that while I couldnt book matches.........I still had the power to fire and hire people. I put that on the line to get revenge for my wife. POWER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY VENGEANCE!!!!!
You know, I may have my hatred with Vincent Van Agony and I will deal with that paranoid ingrate next week.....but when it comes down to it...........I would rather have him in my corner than a fake-ass, back-stabbing, spoiled bag of garbage like you. When it came to me assembling my team, Vincent may have hated my guts and we all know he still does........but that SOB did what was right. You, on the other hand, slithered around back trying to negotiate your alliances.
Whitey was right about one thing, he earned the right to be world champion, I won Battle Bowl, you were given a briefcase. You didn't win that briefcase, you were given it. And who was that nice guy who gave you that gift??? ME!!!!! If I had not been the nice guy that I am and the power hungry monster you claim I am.............why would I have ever opposed the late Hideo Nakatomi buying that briefcase and giving it to Evil M??? Didn't think that far, did ya??? You have the nerve to go to the same guy who was nice to you, who gave you the opportunity you are now cashing in. You are going to reap what you sew, kid..........and you better have three eyes to your back because if I have my way, I am going to do what I didn't do on NiteRaw.........beat you to a bloody pulp. *Seth breathes for a few minutes before completely being in a rage, and calms himself. He now has a smile.* Next week.............I do something that I have wanted to do for a long time. I am going to go back to an old area. I am going to bring back an old side of me. Next week.........for one night only.......The Puppet Master Presents: Uncle Seth's Neighborhood. \
When you lose, please don't go home and beat your wife. I don't want that on my conscience.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 14, 2011 1:26:46 GMT -5
Why don't you two just kiss already? Damn.
Besides, I'm walking out of GookerMania with my title, because I'm the Wrestling Messiah. Oh, Whitey, I'd almost forgotten about you.
Which is appropriate, since you've forgotten about me.
You said that you and I had never crossed paths, but I certainly remember a couple of years ago when you and I were good friends, I remember all the laughs we had with TTS, but then you disappeared, and now that you're back, and you have all this money, you've forgotten your friends.
But that's okay, Whitey, it really is, because believe me when I tell you that after I beat your ass at GookerMania, you'll never forget me again. Forgot you?
You forgot me. Who saw me on the C shows, slaving away, and never went to the boss and said,"You know, Whitey is a hard worker, Whitey gives his all every match, maybe we should give him more chances?"
You never helped me. You never invited me to eat at your table. So, I took what the f*** I deserved.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 14, 2011 1:26:49 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth about to leave, but he sees a camera and speak.* Right now might not be the best time for me to speak, but I have a few things to say.
I'll deal with you first Whitey because everything I have said to you, I've said it. You are a false messiah. You are a man who can't beat me on your own. You are a man who thinks that money can get you everything. You remind me of Charles Foster Kane. A man whose money got him everything he wanted.........but only for a little while. Whitey, money has gotten you the success for now, but at Gookermania..........it is all going to come to an end and all that will be left for you to say is "Rosebud".
Now that I have dealt with Whitey for the millionth freakin time, I have to deal with the real SOB last night, Jonathan Michaels. Jonathan......it took every ounce of my fiber to restrain myself from beating the piss out of you and embarrassing you in front of your wife, you dumb son of a b****.
You know where I am going??? I am going back to see my wife. It's the same thing I freakin do EVERY DAMN TIME!!!! You say I abandoned her, you are sorely mistaken. There is a reason I don't come to the arena until NiteRaw and that is to be with my wife. You want to talk about power and how I am only fighting because I lost it. You might want to remember, you piece of crap, that while I couldnt book matches.........I still had the power to fire and hire people. I put that on the line to get revenge for my wife. POWER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY VENGEANCE!!!!!
You know, I may have my hatred with Vincent Van Agony and I will deal with that paranoid ingrate next week.....but when it comes down to it...........I would rather have him in my corner than a fake-ass, back-stabbing, spoiled bag of garbage like you. When it came to me assembling my team, Vincent may have hated my guts and we all know he still does........but that SOB did what was right. You, on the other hand, slithered around back trying to negotiate your alliances.
Whitey was right about one thing, he earned the right to be world champion, I won Battle Bowl, you were given a briefcase. You didn't win that briefcase, you were given it. And who was that nice guy who gave you that gift??? ME!!!!! If I had not been the nice guy that I am and the power hungry monster you claim I am.............why would I have ever opposed the late Hideo Nakatomi buying that briefcase and giving it to Evil M??? Didn't think that far, did ya??? You have the nerve to go to the same guy who was nice to you, who gave you the opportunity you are now cashing in. You are going to reap what you sew, kid..........and you better have three eyes to your back because if I have my way, I am going to do what I didn't do on NiteRaw.........beat you to a bloody pulp. *Seth breathes for a few minutes before completely being in a rage, and calms himself. He now has a smile.* Next week.............I do something that I have wanted to do for a long time. I am going to go back to an old area. I am going to bring back an old side of me. Next week.........for one night only.......The Puppet Master Presents: Uncle Seth's Neighborhood. What I sow?
WHAT I SOW?
Do you know why I negotiated with you to be on your team?
Because I was doing everything in my power to protect MY girlfriend, you know, that problem you did NOTHING about, did you stand up to Hideo about what he was doing to his daughter?
I did what I had to do for Sara, but even before what happened to Jessica, I was going through my problems and you did nothing.
So why the hell should I have helped you when you left me to deal with that lunatic all by myself, when I needed YOU?
And as for the "gift" you "handed" to me?
Last time I checked, I got that briefcase by defeating Evil M after you allowed Hideo to get a hold of it, so how the hell did you GIVE it to me?
I EARNED IT.
Just like I've done my whole career, I EARNED IT, I EARNED the Hardcore title, the one I defended for six months and the one that still exists because I BEAT YOUR ASS.
I EARNED the Championship Of Honor, I EARNED the briefcase I used to win the Inter-Forum Title, and BRB and I EARNED the Tag Team Championship.
That means that WHEN I beat you and Whitey at GookerMania, I will have accomplished something that no other man can claim, and that's the Grand Slam.
The same Grand Slam that I declared one year ago that I would achieve.
After all the hell I've been through this year, after having Sara taken away from me, after all the battles with Blood and Stone, Evil M, CageKing, after every ordeal I've had to endure on my way to this moment, I finally have my wife by my side, a dear friend watching my back, my mortal enemy in my rearview mirror, and now I can achieve the goal I set for myself a year ago.
Coming from the film industry as I do, I know that what I've just described sounds like a standard cliched Hollywood happy ending, but damn it, I've EARNED it.
And I will be damned if I'm going to let you or anyone else stand in the way of my happy ending. I will let next NiteRaw do all the talking for me. But since you decided to bring my wife into your words, I guess I will involve yours when Uncle Seth's Nightmare returns.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 14, 2011 1:34:07 GMT -5
Lita Ford?Motley Crue? Cinderalla? Oh my! Are you Doc brown and have you taken me back to 1988 in your time traveling DeLorean? The worst part about this? Even for the 80s , those bands suck. Why don't you try some Oingo Boingo or Pet Shop Boys or Billy Idol? Or anything that doesn't suck as hard as motley crue and cinderalla? New wave was and will always be better then hair/nancy boy metal by the way. Oh and saying your're an arsenal and chelsea fan suppose to make me mad? How the hell can you be a fan of both they hate each other? All your doing is proving that you're a flip flopper/. Are you actively TRYING to be the focal point of my onslaught next week? Because, quite frankly, I have no problem with giving you a MAJOR reason to not get on my bad side in spite of the fact that you're already there.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 14, 2011 1:40:58 GMT -5
Lita Ford?Motley Crue? Cinderalla? Oh my! Are you Doc brown and have you taken me back to 1988 in your time traveling DeLorean? The worst part about this? Even for the 80s , those bands suck. Why don't you try some Oingo Boingo or Pet Shop Boys or Billy Idol? Or anything that doesn't suck as hard as motley crue and cinderalla? New wave was and will always be better then hair/nancy boy metal by the way. Oh and saying your're an arsenal and chelsea fan suppose to make me mad? How the hell can you be a fan of both they hate each other? All your doing is proving that you're a flip flopper/. Are you actively TRYING to be the focal point of my onslaught next week? Because, quite frankly, I have no problem with giving you a MAJOR reason to not get on my bad side in spite of the fact that you're already there. I'm not trying to get on your bad side.I'm just stating the facts.Your taste in music is awful. That's all. I respect you as a wrestler and think you could give me a run for the money in the ring but outside of it , you remind of an angsty sixteen year old girl. Hell , I hope you give me everything I can handle. I want to put on a good match for the fans. As for that guy with the football , HP Lovecraft sucks and Clive Barker is way better. Deal with it , Mate.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 14, 2011 2:15:25 GMT -5
Are you actively TRYING to be the focal point of my onslaught next week? Because, quite frankly, I have no problem with giving you a MAJOR reason to not get on my bad side in spite of the fact that you're already there. I'm not trying to get on your bad side.I'm just stating the facts.Your taste in music is awful. That's all. I respect you as a wrestler and think you could give me a run for the money in the ring but outside of it , you remind of an angsty sixteen year old girl. Hell , I hope you give me everything I can handle. I want to put on a good match for the fans. As for that guy with the football , HP Lovecraft sucks and Clive Barker is way better. Deal with it , Mate. I didn't think I would agree with Gus but you have opened up a realm of pain where there is no escape. Clive Barker is a mere fiction writer. Lovecraft was a prophet. May maggets feast upon your body you irksome little pest.
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