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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 14, 2011 3:35:03 GMT -5
I'm not trying to get on your bad side.I'm just stating the facts.Your taste in music is awful. That's all. I respect you as a wrestler and think you could give me a run for the money in the ring but outside of it , you remind of an angsty sixteen year old girl. Hell , I hope you give me everything I can handle. I want to put on a good match for the fans. As for that guy with the football , HP Lovecraft sucks and Clive Barker is way better. Deal with it , Mate. I didn't think I would agree with Gus but you have opened up a realm of pain where there is no escape. Clive Barker is a mere fiction writer. Lovecraft was a prophet. May maggets feast upon your body you irksome little pest. What? Lovecraft's overated. Plus , Barker directed Hellraizer which is considered an all time horror movie classic. How many Classic horror movies did lovecraft direct?At best , Re-animator was a second-tier and he didn't even direct that. Not to mention the fact "In 1937 H.P. Lovecraft died penniless and broken." www.writingyourselfhome.net/sciencefiction/lovecraft.htm "H.P. Lovecraft was born in Providence, Rhode Island. His mother made him wear his hair long until the age of six, and treated him like a girl." He was also a cross dresser as well. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean curry and bowie pulled it of pretty well but I don't know about ol' hp. Don't boo! I didn't write it. I'm just the messenger , mate.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 14, 2011 6:03:17 GMT -5
*Lionel puts a sign up on the dressing room door. It says the Following.* Canada: 107 gold medalsWorld Cups:0 England: 188 gold medals World Cups:1
and a link to
OCC:Warning Language " Oh, I forgot to mention. There was a phone call for you. Some doctor talking about spotted dick. I thought it was a food but he insisted that you need a cream otherwise you're getting deported I guess.
And also let's not forget..." " God, now I think I'm going to hurl up my fish and chips. " Oh joy I get to here the annoying chatter of Conner once again. You seem to think my religion is but a table top game created by Gary Gygax. Let me just give you a quick history lesson, while it is true that the first monster manual did feature the old ones as monsters they where quickly sued by the Esoteric Order of Dagon for putting them in the game. And by "sued" I mean they held Gygax over Mt. Vesuvius until he had them removed. As for the others, Punisher you saw the sacrifice I preformed on camera, I await your reply. Evil M,...I got nothin'. Gus, your "extreme" ways have gotten you in trouble before don't think it wont again.
This brings me to the two new guys debuting in this cage match, Jason Allen and Lionel Murray. First up is Allen a man who already has the rage of 75% of Whitey Inc. I'm not one who to not uphold promises your brain will be busted by the end of the match that you can count on. As for Lionel *camera zooms out to reveal a soccer ball and a large nail. Dupoe rams the nail into the ball bursting it upon stabbing.* Any questions? Connor can be seen playing with some coloured dice curiously. " Hmm, what? I found these in your bag. You had a whole pile of them in there. No wonder folks hear you coming into the arena all the time. " Connor seems to look at something out of view. He turns the camera to show the scene of Dupoe with the ball and the nail. " Look, I don't know what kinky stuff you and your associate Whitey Fats are into but if you're trying to insinuate something to the guv'na over there I think you might want to leave it alone since I just passed on that message to him."
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 14, 2011 6:15:44 GMT -5
*Lionel puts a sign up on the dressing room door. It says the Following.* Canada: 107 gold medalsWorld Cups:0 England: 188 gold medals World Cups:1
and a link to
OCC:Warning Language " Oh, I forgot to mention. There was a phone call for you. Some doctor talking about spotted dick. I thought it was a food but he insisted that you need a cream otherwise you're getting deported I guess.
And also let's not forget..." " God, now I think I'm going to hurl up my fish and chips. " Oh joy I get to here the annoying chatter of Conner once again. You seem to think my religion is but a table top game created by Gary Gygax. Let me just give you a quick history lesson, while it is true that the first monster manual did feature the old ones as monsters they where quickly sued by the Esoteric Order of Dagon for putting them in the game. And by "sued" I mean they held Gygax over Mt. Vesuvius until he had them removed. As for the others, Punisher you saw the sacrifice I preformed on camera, I await your reply. Evil M,...I got nothin'. Gus, your "extreme" ways have gotten you in trouble before don't think it wont again.
This brings me to the two new guys debuting in this cage match, Jason Allen and Lionel Murray. First up is Allen a man who already has the rage of 75% of Whitey Inc. I'm not one who to not uphold promises your brain will be busted by the end of the match that you can count on. As for Lionel *camera zooms out to reveal a soccer ball and a large nail. Dupoe rams the nail into the ball bursting it upon stabbing.* Any questions? Connor can be seen playing with some coloured dice curiously. " Hmm, what? I found these in your bag. You had a whole pile of them in there. No wonder folks hear you coming into the arena all the time. " Connor seems to look at something out of view. He turns the camera to show the scene of Dupoe with the ball and the nail. " Look, I don't know what kinky stuff you and your associate Whitey Fats are into but if you're trying to insinuate something to the guv'na over there I think you might want to leave it alone since I just passed on that message to him." Oi , Mate. When was the last time canada won the stnaley cup exactly? I forgot. Was it five years ago? ten? Hmm ,I can't seem to recall.
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Post by hossfan on Sept 14, 2011 7:24:27 GMT -5
*Backstage after NiteRaw. Caleb has the WWCF Inter Forum Title slung over his shoulder and is holding the Heavyweight Title contract he won in the "Champions Ladder Match. He stares at the paper, then the belt. Paper. Belt. Paper. Grinning, he tears up the contract.* De only way Ah lose mah Inter Forum Title is if someone kin take it from me. Good luck, coyoun. Then, once again, you had better hope that I am not the first person out of the cage next week, because you know EXACTLY what I will choose.*shrugs* No skin off mah back if you want to keep dat pay per view losin streak goin, Gus. Though most folks got enough sense to have it go de udder way.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 14, 2011 10:49:07 GMT -5
Oi , Mate. When was the last time canada won the stnaley cup exactly? I forgot. Was it five years ago? ten? Hmm ,I can't seem to recall. Montreal Canadians, 1993. However, since we Canadians are on every team in the NHL we still get to have the cup hoisted in Canada every year. When was the last time Great Britain even had a good showing in hockey at the olympics? For a while I didn't even realize they had a team...oh wait, I remember. 1988 you won gold. How quaint. Almost makes the 8 we have seem downright amazing.
Btw, big shout out to Brad Marchand. It was awesome to be able to hold the cup in person last month. Congrats again to you man.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 14, 2011 11:10:28 GMT -5
Then, once again, you had better hope that I am not the first person out of the cage next week, because you know EXACTLY what I will choose. *shrugs* No skin off mah back if you want to keep dat pay per view losin streak goin, Gus. Though most folks got enough sense to have it go de udder way. Funny you should mention that I have yet to win at a PPV, because one way or another, I'm winning at Gookermania, and when, not if, I have my way next week, that win is at YOUR expense.
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Post by Viva on Sept 14, 2011 13:46:15 GMT -5
Haha, on my way to MITBOB! I'm gonna get me one of those shiny briefcases, and you better believe I'm going to use it. Aww yeah!
No, but seriously, Dupoe, you're a hell of a guy. Tyfo, you're a scrub, but that's beyond the point. I'm going to let you guys in on something secret.
At the end of the match, the ref whispered in my ear that I needed to do the job, and put Tyfo and Dupoe over. Now here's where the plot thickens. During my match, you guys saw me smirk as I got hit in the back, right? That's where my idea hit me. I was going to put Tyfo to sleep, and make the ref adjust. I took that match into my own hands.
You see, Dupoe and Tyfo were supposed to be in MITBOB, and instead, I just changed the finish. I didn't tell anyone, I didn't even think of the consequences. I just went in there, and changed not only history, but the powers that be and their booking team's stupidass ideas. I just made the MITBOB a must watch match, because lets face it. Without me? That thing is a turd. Now it's a diamond covered turd!
I'm going in to Gookermania with a chance to grab a briefcase, and let me tell you guys something... I'm going to take that chance.
Monday, I've got little Sethy Drakin! I'm excited. I hope he beats me so I can disrespectfully repeat after him, and utter his stupid ass little mantra or whatever. That'd be fun. Hah. Good luck, Sethy boy. Not even shitty WWCF Management can save you for the ass whoopin' you have in store. And if you didn't listen, I take matches into my own hands now. You better hope that they don't book you to win. I might put you completely to sleep.p
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 14, 2011 14:01:32 GMT -5
Lional, everything you read online is not fact, as for Conner you think a few planted dice are going to rattle me your dumber then you look, you know that quiver in your voice...its back. That little tell that screams of fear. You see behind your calm exterior lies a frightned child and let me just tell you there isnt a child in this world or the next that intimadates me. oh, and back to Lional, about your comments about musical tastes, I to am a metal head and your insults to the sultens of shread have bread more contempt for you than you think. In the name of mid 80s metal band Iron Maiden and late 90s metal band Bal-Sagoth you will be destroyed.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 14, 2011 14:07:54 GMT -5
Haha, on my way to MITBOB! I'm gonna get me one of those shiny briefcases, and you better believe I'm going to use it. Aww yeah!
No, but seriously, Dupoe, you're a hell of a guy. Tyfo, you're a scrub, but that's beyond the point. I'm going to let you guys in on something secret.
At the end of the match, the ref whispered in my ear that I needed to do the job, and put Tyfo and Dupoe over. Now here's where the plot thickens. During my match, you guys saw me smirk as I got hit in the back, right? That's where my idea hit me. I was going to put Tyfo to sleep, and make the ref adjust. I took that match into my own hands.
You see, Dupoe and Tyfo were supposed to be in MITBOB, and instead, I just changed the finish. I didn't tell anyone, I didn't even think of the consequences. I just went in there, and changed not only history, but the powers that be and their booking team's stupidass ideas. I just made the MITBOB a must watch match, because lets face it. Without me? That thing is a turd. Now it's a diamond covered turd!
I'm going in to Gookermania with a chance to grab a briefcase, and let me tell you guys something... I'm going to take that chance.
Monday, I've got little Sethy Drakin! I'm excited. I hope he beats me so I can disrespectfully repeat after him, and utter his stupid ass little mantra or whatever. That'd be fun. Hah. Good luck, Sethy boy. Not even s***ty WWCF Management can save you for the ass whoopin' you have in store. And if you didn't listen, I take matches into my own hands now. You better hope that they don't book you to win. I might put you completely to sleep.p And for that I cant thank you enough, you see I didn't want to be in MITBOB. It would distract me from my preperations involving Punisher's torment.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 14, 2011 14:12:26 GMT -5
Lional, everything you read online is not fact, as for Conner you think a few planted dice are going to rattle me your dumber then you look, you know that quiver in your voice...its back. That little tell that screams of fear. You see behind your calm exterior lies a frightned child and let me just tell you there isnt a child in this world or the next that intimadates me. oh, and back to Lional, about your comments about musical tastes, I to am a metal head and your insults to the sultens of shread have bread more contempt for you than you think. In the name of mid 80s metal band Iron Maiden and late 90s metal band Bal-Sagoth you will be destroyed. Oi! I like Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath. It's those bloody americans tossers who ruined the genre with there love ballads garbage. Sweet child O'mine? Every rose has a thone? Complete Bollocks.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 14, 2011 14:16:40 GMT -5
Lional, everything you read online is not fact, as for Conner you think a few planted dice are going to rattle me your dumber then you look, you know that quiver in your voice...its back. That little tell that screams of fear. You see behind your calm exterior lies a frightned child and let me just tell you there isnt a child in this world or the next that intimadates me. oh, and back to Lional, about your comments about musical tastes, I to am a metal head and your insults to the sultens of shread have bread more contempt for you than you think. In the name of mid 80s metal band Iron Maiden and late 90s metal band Bal-Sagoth you will be destroyed. Oi! I like Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath. It's those bloody americans tossers who ruined the genre with there love ballads garbage. Sweet child O'mine? Every rose has a thone? Complete Bollocks. Maiden has more then a couple love balleds.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 14, 2011 14:23:48 GMT -5
Oi! I like Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath. It's those bloody americans tossers who ruined the genre with there love ballads garbage. Sweet child O'mine? Every rose has a thone? Complete Bollocks. Maiden has more then a couple love balleds. Like Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter and Charlotte the Harlot? Look , Mate even the stones did a few love songs like brown eyed girl but songs Under My Thumb and Street fighting make up for them. Nothing can make up for Sweet Child O'mine and Every Rose Has It's Thrones and of course , Hot for teacher.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 14, 2011 14:31:29 GMT -5
Maiden has more then a couple love balleds. Like Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter and Charlotte the Harlot? Look , Mate even the stones did a few love songs like brown eyed girl but songs Under My Thumb and Street fighting make up for them. Nothing can make up for Sweet Child O'mine and Every Rose Has It's Thrones and of course , Hot for teacher. ..Welcome to the Jungle, Talk dirty to me, and Jump (or Panama)
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 14, 2011 14:57:24 GMT -5
The match sheet for next week's Raw supposedly says I face Mad Pirate Mulligan. You know, I have to compliment him, he's quite clever. See, he's fooled everyone. He's fooled Whitey, he's fooled Paulie, he's fooled the entire WWCF. Well done, BA. Well done fooling everybody to think you are Mad Pirate Mulligan. But, you didn't fool me. Who ever has heard of a corporate pirate anyways? And there isn't too many horses on the high seas, and the scent of it you still reek of.
But, this isn't about Brony Alexander. Because that sheet is a lie. It's about last night. f*** that shrink to whatever blankiStan country he came from, but I feel those f***ers are coming back and no amount of staples can fix it, I fear.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 14, 2011 15:01:46 GMT -5
"This week is a lot of 'ifs.' If I'm one of the first men over the cage, and if I choose to be in Money In The Bank Or Botch, and IF I win that...I could be staring down the barrel of a World Title. Two matches could separate me from where I stand now and the top of the pile...but say I don't? Say I choose to challenge Fourchon for the Inter-Forum Championship—something I know you want to do, Gus. Say I go after Ryan Blood and the Championship of Honor, a tack that would be suited to my in-ring aptitudes. Or maybe I find someone who I haven't already made irate in this company and try to win us the Tag Team Titles?"
*BB grins, shaking his head.*
"McKenzie, you're the sort of person I could stand to see more of around here: positive, determined, and ready to make an impact. Gus...we've never wrestled, but I have this feeling in my gut that I might know you the best out of anyone in this whole fracas. NFC North pride, man."
*BB briefly throws up the horns.*
"Lionel Murray is the other rookie in this match...and if I thought I was burning bridges, you're scorching the damn Earth with the stunts you're pulling. You've managed to piss off more people than I have, and I've been around for less time. Keep this up, and you might end up going the way of Sid Vicious, if ya know what I mean. Want to ramble about how I'm worse for living by a code? I live by a code of honor. A warrior's code. I don't take shortcuts, I don't cut corners, I don't look for the easy way out. Murray, my code is simple: I will become the best wrestler this world has ever seen, I'll do it clean, and I'll do it fair. If you're going to throw that out the window for a little Anarchy In The UK...don't be surprised when the law of gravity snaps your ass back down to the mat. Time to stop focusing on music, much as you or I might love it, and remember what we are: wrestlers."
*BB shakes his head again, leaning against a convenient brick wall.*
"And the other three men in this match...Punisher, I won't make wisecracks like Fats does, or point out that you're basically a Xerox of a comic book character. You're a mountain of muscle, and you're a damn huge threat even if this weren't a cage match. As it stands, you've got just as much reason to want any of those options as any of us...I figure you'll be gunning for the spot in MITBOB, just judging from you and Fats having those ever-so-charming repartees. Could be wrong. Could be right."
*BB stretches, his neck popping a bit as he does so.*
"M, you and Richlen got boned out of your chance at MITBOB by Mulligan. It's a damn shame...but I don't know a thing about you. How do you think, how will you react...all I've seen of you is you staggering around with grog in your eyes. You might be the biggest wild card in this whole lineup. I've got to keep my eye on you...provisionally, though...good luck."
*Jason smiles grimly, standing back up straight.*
"And finally we come to the man I know I have problems with. Dupoe, how're you doing over there? Taking the name of Maiden in vain, I see. Allow me to correct the mistake I made last time...haul your ass back to Arkham and stay there. I've seen what Whitey Inc. is all about now, and you people make me SICK. Absolutely, positively disgusted. Jeremy, you better hope your ass can scramble right up that cage, because if you don't, I'm ready to use you as the instrument with which I send my message to Whitey. Like it or not, I'm gunning for that top spot, and I'm not going to let you or anyone stand in the way of that. It's not destiny, it's not fate...it's just what I've given myself over to, and none of you will stop me. That said...good luck to all of you. We're all going to need it."
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 14, 2011 15:03:44 GMT -5
Like Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter and Charlotte the Harlot? Look , Mate even the stones did a few love songs like brown eyed girl but songs Under My Thumb and Street fighting make up for them. Nothing can make up for Sweet Child O'mine and Every Rose Has It's Thrones and of course , Hot for teacher. ..Welcome to the Jungle, Talk dirty to me, and Jump (or Panama) Smeg. That's some straight up chav music , mate.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 14, 2011 15:18:13 GMT -5
Lional, everything you read online is not fact, as for Conner you think a few planted dice are going to rattle me your dumber then you look, you know that quiver in your voice...its back. That little tell that screams of fear. You see behind your calm exterior lies a frightned child and let me just tell you there isnt a child in this world or the next that intimadates me. oh, and back to Lional, about your comments about musical tastes, I to am a metal head and your insults to the sultens of shread have bread more contempt for you than you think. In the name of mid 80s metal band Iron Maiden and late 90s metal band Bal-Sagoth you will be destroyed. Quiver? Quiver...hmm...oh yeah. That's that thing you had with the arrows in it that you brought after you came back from that convention wasn't it?
As for my voice. The only thing you should be hearing is the certainty in it that I as well as quite a few others are going to kick your D&D loving ass. "McKenzie, you're the sort of person I could stand to see more of around here: positive, determined, and ready to make an impact. Likewise BB. Always nice to have someone of like mind and abilities around here.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 14, 2011 15:36:47 GMT -5
..Welcome to the Jungle, Talk dirty to me, and Jump (or Panama) Smeg. That's some straight up chav music , mate. ...what? Anyway Brainbuster I will destroy you even if I have to Scramble you from atop the cage. Let me just give a word of warning to everyone in the cage match I have had quite the blood lust since my sacrifice to Dagon. Someone will bleed monday and I will be on them like white on rice.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 14, 2011 15:39:44 GMT -5
Smeg. That's some straight up chav music , mate. ...what? Anyway Brainbuster I will destroy you even if I have to Scramble you from atop the cage. Let me just give a word of warning to everyone in the cage match I have had quite the blood lust since my sacrifice to Dagon. Someone will bleed monday and I will be on them like white on rice. "Big words from a little man, Dupoe. You better stack up the goats on Dagon's altar, because you're going to need divine intervention to stop me from beating twelve shades of unholy hell out of you come NiteRaw."
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 14, 2011 15:44:13 GMT -5
Smeg. That's some straight up chav music , mate. ...what? Anyway Brainbuster I will destroy you even if I have to Scramble you from atop the cage. Let me just give a word of warning to everyone in the cage match I have had quite the blood lust since my sacrifice to Dagon. Someone will bleed monday and I will be on them like white on rice. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! CITY! OH GOD! CITY! They tied with napoli! Oi and Chav means white trash. Like someone from eight mile or who lives in a trailer park. I'm going to go have a pint and laugh at how awful city is.
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