Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Sept 14, 2011 15:45:42 GMT -5
It's at times like these that I miss the Miami Fusion team....
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Sept 14, 2011 15:47:28 GMT -5
It's at times like these that I miss the Miami Fusion team.... Oh no stop! Hahahaha I can't take it. MLS. Wow....Seriously I'm laughing so hard it hurts. Today is an awesome today almost as awesome as next monday when I win the cage match and earn my spot at gookermania.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 14, 2011 15:58:38 GMT -5
The match sheet for next week's Raw supposedly says I face Mad Pirate Mulligan. You know, I have to compliment him, he's quite clever. See, he's fooled everyone. He's fooled Whitey, he's fooled Paulie, he's fooled the entire WWCF. Well done, BA. Well done fooling everybody to think you are Mad Pirate Mulligan. But, you didn't fool me. Who ever has heard of a corporate pirate anyways? And there isn't too many horses on the high seas, and the scent of it you still reek of.
But, this isn't about Brony Alexander. Because that sheet is a lie. It's about last night. f*** that shrink to whatever blankiStan country he came from, but I feel those f***ers are coming back and no amount of staples can fix it, I fear. Johnny M'boy.....Methinks that ye hit yer head FAR harder than the docs claimed. I ain't the same man (AFAUK) as that Pony-Crazy poof, I'm still the Nautical Nightmare! I don't go around making up fake names like "Juan S. Friend" and then shrinking away into my psyche the moment I get within SNIFFING distance of REAL ACHIEVEMENT!
The sad fact is.....yer jealous.....all of you landlubbers are! Jealous of the fact that I OUTSMARTED THE WWCF! Every-damn-body turned down Mr. Fats's GENEROUS offer of employment, and I saw something nobody else did. I saw the FUTURE.....I SAW PASSION!
YOU......You followed the wrong star Johnny. You and all the others followed Pantheon....and what happened?
CageKing's been floundering; Lodi and Colt (Your GLORIOUS leaders) have vanished into the ether; You've recently been seen Naked and Gibbering in the desert, unsure of your own humanity; Blood's only in his position due to happenstance....
Let that Sink in "Tiger"
Being CorPirate doesn't seem so bad now does it?
The question is this Johnny....ARRRRRR YE PREPARED? Arrr Ye Prepared for the CorPirate Takeover?
Who knows.....maybe I can persuade the bossman to let me take you on as my "First Mate"......it's hard work being a one man security force for "The Most Wanted Champion in WWCF History"
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 14, 2011 16:53:15 GMT -5
OOC: The Most Wanted Champion in WWCF History.... STOLEN!
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Johnny B. Decent
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Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 14, 2011 17:22:28 GMT -5
The match sheet for next week's Raw supposedly says I face Mad Pirate Mulligan. You know, I have to compliment him, he's quite clever. See, he's fooled everyone. He's fooled Whitey, he's fooled Paulie, he's fooled the entire WWCF. Well done, BA. Well done fooling everybody to think you are Mad Pirate Mulligan. But, you didn't fool me. Who ever has heard of a corporate pirate anyways? And there isn't too many horses on the high seas, and the scent of it you still reek of.
But, this isn't about Brony Alexander. Because that sheet is a lie. It's about last night. f*** that shrink to whatever blankiStan country he came from, but I feel those f***ers are coming back and no amount of staples can fix it, I fear. Johnny M'boy.....Methinks that ye hit yer head FAR harder than the docs claimed. I ain't the same man (AFAUK) as that Pony-Crazy poof, I'm still the Nautical Nightmare! I don't go around making up fake names like "Juan S. Friend" and then shrinking away into my psyche the moment I get within SNIFFING distance of REAL ACHIEVEMENT!
The sad fact is.....yer jealous.....all of you landlubbers are! Jealous of the fact that I OUTSMARTED THE WWCF! Every-damn-body turned down Mr. Fats's GENEROUS offer of employment, and I saw something nobody else did. I saw the FUTURE.....I SAW PASSION!
YOU......You followed the wrong star Johnny. You and all the others followed Pantheon....and what happened?
CageKing's been floundering; Lodi and Colt (Your GLORIOUS leaders) have vanished into the ether; You've recently been seen Naked and Gibbering in the desert, unsure of your own humanity; Blood's only in his position due to happenstance....
Let that Sink in "Tiger"
Being CorPirate doesn't seem so bad now does it?
The question is this Johnny....ARRRRRR YE PREPARED? Arrr Ye Prepared for the CorPirate Takeover?
Who knows.....maybe I can persuade the bossman to let me take you on as my "First Mate"......it's hard work being a one man security force for "The Most Wanted Champion in WWCF History" Seem to be laying on the pirate talk cliches just a bit too much, eh? A tell-tale sign of deception for sure.
But, I am who I am. I am my own man, and unless they throw one Hell of a dental at me, I am not enthralled by this offer.
The Pantheon is dead. true. But, so is the Family, Heavy Metal Hollywood, the Human Hate Machines, Uncle Seth's Neighborhood and other groups. No one stable lasts forever, and ask thyself this: Will you submit to being a Privateer forever?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 14, 2011 17:29:27 GMT -5
So Gookermania's just two weeks away. I'm in the Money in the Bank match, and I get to warm up against ol' Smokie!
It's been a while since we last tangoed, and you have a hell of plate in front of you in the next two weeks.
You have me, BRB next week, and then you got me again with more pals in Money in the Bank, but even after that, you have the General of the Monkey Army for the Hardcore Championship!
I remember when we faced off for the Hardcore Championship last year. You put up a hell of a fight, but I was screwed over by TTS, the Man in Black, and we never even had a rematch.
I almost would like to think of this match as a rematch. You're still the crazy, rabid dog of a man you were then, Smokie, and I'm me, BRB. Amigo has the personality problems now.
I ain't got a milkbone to hand you though. No, I nothing but my big, massive, pipe wrench, and it wants to make our Money in the Bank warm-up match a Hardcore Match, so that we finally get our rematch from all that time ago.
You listening Majority Shareholder? Or does Commissioner Blood have to schedule this for you?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 14, 2011 17:32:08 GMT -5
OOC: The Most Wanted Champion in WWCF History.... STOLEN! OOC: 'Bout time somebody took a shine to one of my nicknames, I've been trying like hell to get one for Caleb over but nobody's seemed to bite on that one: "The Cajun Sensation that's Sweepin the Nation" {Spoiler}Failing that if Jay Carroll ever comes back (He was the Voodoo Lawyer right?) it could be the Haitian Sensation that's Sweepin the Nation
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2011 17:43:38 GMT -5
OOC: The Most Wanted Champion in WWCF History.... STOLEN! OOC: 'Bout time somebody took a shine to one of my nicknames, I've been trying like hell to get one for Caleb over but nobody's seemed to bite on that one: "The Cajun Sensation that's Sweepin the Nation" {Spoiler}Failing that if Jay Carroll ever comes back (He was the Voodoo Lawyer right?) it could be the Haitian Sensation that's Sweepin the Nation {Spoiler}That was TTS
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 14, 2011 17:46:05 GMT -5
Johnny M'boy.....Methinks that ye hit yer head FAR harder than the docs claimed. I ain't the same man (AFAUK) as that Pony-Crazy poof, I'm still the Nautical Nightmare! I don't go around making up fake names like "Juan S. Friend" and then shrinking away into my psyche the moment I get within SNIFFING distance of REAL ACHIEVEMENT!
The sad fact is.....yer jealous.....all of you landlubbers are! Jealous of the fact that I OUTSMARTED THE WWCF! Every-damn-body turned down Mr. Fats's GENEROUS offer of employment, and I saw something nobody else did. I saw the FUTURE.....I SAW PASSION!
YOU......You followed the wrong star Johnny. You and all the others followed Pantheon....and what happened?
CageKing's been floundering; Lodi and Colt (Your GLORIOUS leaders) have vanished into the ether; You've recently been seen Naked and Gibbering in the desert, unsure of your own humanity; Blood's only in his position due to happenstance....
Let that Sink in "Tiger"
Being CorPirate doesn't seem so bad now does it?
The question is this Johnny....ARRRRRR YE PREPARED? Arrr Ye Prepared for the CorPirate Takeover?
Who knows.....maybe I can persuade the bossman to let me take you on as my "First Mate"......it's hard work being a one man security force for "The Most Wanted Champion in WWCF History" Seem to be laying on the pirate talk cliches just a bit too much, eh? A tell-tale sign of deception for sure.
But, I am who I am. I am my own man, and unless they throw one Hell of a dental at me, I am not enthralled by this offer.
The Pantheon is dead. true. But, so is the Family, Heavy Metal Hollywood, the Human Hate Machines, Uncle Seth's Neighborhood and other groups. No one stable lasts forever, and ask thyself this: Will you submit to being a Privateer forever? Privateer? No, not forever......I plan on retiring on an island somewhere after a decent life of looting and pillaging, but that's not for a long while. You're right.....stables die.....the Sad fact is that eventually Whitey Inc will die, I don't delude myself to that fact. The issue at hand however is that WE are very much ALIVE right now; alive and poised to RULE the WWCF.
Think about this for a moment, I have the backing of the One Man Revolution: Vincent Van Agony and The Most Wanted Champion in the WWCF: Whitey Fats. Two of the greatest champions joining forces.....Imagine the prestige if the FIRST WWCF champion threw off the shackles of Pantheon oppression and joined The Ruling Class of he WWCF.....
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 14, 2011 17:50:05 GMT -5
Whitey, Inc. would like to officially extend an offer sheet to Amigo. With full motherf***ing dental, yo.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 14, 2011 17:51:51 GMT -5
OOC: 'Bout time somebody took a shine to one of my nicknames, I've been trying like hell to get one for Caleb over but nobody's seemed to bite on that one: "The Cajun Sensation that's Sweepin the Nation" {Spoiler}Failing that if Jay Carroll ever comes back (He was the Voodoo Lawyer right?) it could be the Haitian Sensation that's Sweepin the Nation {Spoiler}That was TTS Thanks for that......I'm not firing on all cylenders today.
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Post by hossfan on Sept 14, 2011 18:16:54 GMT -5
*shrugs* No skin off mah back if you want to keep dat pay per view losin streak goin, Gus. Though most folks got enough sense to have it go de udder way. Funny you should mention that I have yet to win at a PPV, because one way or another, I'm winning at Gookermania, and when, not if, I have my way next week, that win is at YOUR expense. No it won't, and Ah gonna tell you why.
You lightweight, Gus. And Ah ain't sayin dat because you un peeshwank. It on account of de fact you full hot air. You force yer way in udder folks' business: de Pantheon, JoNo and Evil M, Whitey Inc. Like you tink its yer mission to right all de wrongs in de WWCF. Whut dat got you? Two title reigns shorter den you are. Right now yer arguin about music and soccer- SOCCER!- wit bunch of jobbers and guys so new dey still smell like de bus station. You- whut de word? Adrift? Yeah. Adrift.
Now, look at me. Ah focused. Dere only one ting Ah care about now, and dat defendin mah Inter Forum Title, which, tanks to me holdin it, has become de most important belt in de WWCF. You provin dat when you say yer first choice if you win next week's cage match is to fight me fer it at Gookermania.
Ah hope you git whut you tink you want, Gus. For true, dere ain't no bedder way to add to mah Inter Forum Championship legacy den beatin de man who gave up shot at a guaranteed Heavyweight title win to instead face me on de biggest night in all of wrasslin. And on dat night, at Gookermania, Ah goin show you de difference between bein a lightweight and bein champion.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 14, 2011 18:35:50 GMT -5
I hope all you peons out there saw what happened last night....WHEN I DESTROYED THE PUNISHER AND I MURDERED THE MOUNTAIN KING!!!! But if you all think I'm gonna stop there, then you all gotta think again because the bodies are just beginning to pile up. AND IT'S GONNA CONTINUE TO PILE UP!!!! And at Gookermania, all the men in that Money In the Bank match....AND YOUR GENERAL ARE GONNA BE APART OF THE PILE!!!!
But as I look at the booking sheet...I see one man...and that man is you Boiler Room Brawler. We have quite a history don't we? I remember that night like it was yesterday. It was you and me for the Hardcore title....it was Wrestle-CrApocalypse 10. I'll tell you something BRB, that was the greatest night of my life up to that point. You were a man I looked up too. And then afterwords you wanted me to join The Family, you were the one who said that you saw greatness in me, when no one else would. That meant a lot to me, no one had ever called me great before. I don't think I've ever been higher in my entire life. Soon everyone was calling me..."The next Boiler Room Brawler"....but you didn't like that....did you? You didn't like that I was the man that had replaced you as the King of Hardcore. You know for all of that effort of putting me over....IT REALLY DIDN'T MEAN THAT MUCH!!!! Because I remember for that entire summer...I HAD TO FIGHT FOR YOU HONOR!!!! I knew that you weren't a hundred percent, I knew that you were being used by Whitey Fats...I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAME TO YOUR GOD DAMN AIDE BRB!!!! But what have you ever done for me...except put me in a dying stable that didn't give a damn about me. Because once you became the "old" Boiler Room Brawler, you pretty much forgot about me.[/color] Vokoun starts to tear up WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS AT MY WORST!!! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS ADDICTTED TO HEROIN AND ALL I LIVED FOR WAS THAT GOD DAMN SHOT IN MY ARM!!!! WHERE WAS MY HARDCORE BUDDY!!!??
No where. You never called, you never asked me if I needed help. All I heard.....was silence.You turned your back on me, BRB. And when I came back...you haven't acknowledged me once. You've basically ignored me. The man you once said that I had greatness in me....just abandoned me when I needed help the most. Maybe I wouldn't be so bitter about things, if you came to my aide...but now BRB, you are just as responsible for my rampage than anyone else. I trusted you actually, and you let me down. And because of that....I have to beat you. I have to beat you SOOOO BAD THAT YOU WILL GET THE MESSAGE THAT YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!!!!! BRB, next week....you will just be a statistic to a long line of statistics. The last thing you will see...before I close the coffin on your career.....will be my face.[/color]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 14, 2011 18:59:41 GMT -5
I kinda helped, Smoky. Just sayin'
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 14, 2011 19:05:46 GMT -5
Heh.....well uh...yeaH.....[/color]
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 14, 2011 19:09:43 GMT -5
Stop ignoring me, bitches! I'm going to be in MITBOB! I won a f***ing match! I MATTER!
Yeah, I f***ing matter. Only because I carve my own path to righteousness. Whitey? Wanna go eat some pizza? These losers are killing my radness.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 14, 2011 19:15:25 GMT -5
Hell, yeah. I love pizza.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 14, 2011 19:16:16 GMT -5
Stop ignoring me, bitches! I'm going to be in MITBOB! I won a f***ing match! I MATTER!
Yeah, I f***ing matter. Only because I carve my own path to righteousness. Whitey? Wanna go eat some pizza? These losers are killing my radness. Oh don't worry, I'm not ignoring you........in fact, since I finished taping Uncle Seth's Neighborhood for next week.......I can focus all my attention on you.
I'll start by saying after I beat you once again.........you will be going back to making homemade eggs so Whitey can have his omelets.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 14, 2011 19:41:04 GMT -5
Oh...and more thing..."BUDDY"....you don't have worry about making this match a hardcore match..BECAUSE THAT'S WHATS YOUR GONNA GET!!!! Your right, I never gave you a rematch....so better late than never. So you better bring your fighting shows...BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE A WAR!!!!![/color]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 14, 2011 20:08:35 GMT -5
Stop ignoring me, bitches! I'm going to be in MITBOB! I won a f***ing match! I MATTER!
Yeah, I f***ing matter. Only because I carve my own path to righteousness. Whitey? Wanna go eat some pizza? These losers are killing my radness. Oh don't worry, I'm not ignoring you........in fact, since I finished taping Uncle Seth's Neighborhood for next week.......I can focus all my attention on you. I'll start by saying after I beat you once again.........you will be going back to making homemade eggs so Whitey can have his omelets. We are equals. Besides, I'm allergic.
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